I always just assume those pills really just contain some legally grey chemical that people want. Like ephedra or research chemicals. They market it as small penis pills so only the people who know what it is buy them.
I’m male & worked at a vitamin store. Every Friday night, guys came in and bought them. They would stand at the men’s section and stare. I walked over picked one and handed it to them. They always said thanks.
I was prescribed by my doctor to pick these up for my health. He was an odd and shapely fellow. His name was Dr. Toboggan….Mantis Toboggan! You should’ve seen that guy feast
The greatest force on Earth is the power of love…but a close second to that is male sexual anxiety.
Seriously — there are a lot of dudes who are really worried about their dicks. They think about them constantly, they spend endless hours reading countless articles about it, they eagerly tap on every link that gets texted to them by anonymous phone numbers, and they will pay literally everything they have and can borrow to put literally anything in their bodies if someone tells them it might make their dicks bigger and/or harder.
Humans have literally driven species up to and over the brink of extinction because of this.
If the devil had any genuine ambition, he wouldn’t sell guitar proficiency in exchange for mens’ souls — he would set up shop at the crossroads and sell a pill that gives men an extra half inch of length and girth and increases their chance of erection by 5%, and by lunchtime hell would have a 10 lifetime waiting list.
Poverty is always a choice, because you can always take expired medication and sell it as male enhancement pills and make enough to pay any expenses you have due.
One of my friends actually bought the filler stuff people get put in their lips online and did his own penis enlargement. He later showed a doctor and they told him they couldn’t have do it better themselves 💀
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Not me! Other people who aren’t me do it.
guys who HAD small penises. You are missing out.
Horny people. Humans are horny as hell!
I’ve thought this too. There is actually quite a few things I see at stores and wonder who actually buys it.
Televangelists
I bought them for a friend
A tiktoker ate 500,000 gas station dick pills. THIS is what happened to their…..
I always just assume those pills really just contain some legally grey chemical that people want. Like ephedra or research chemicals. They market it as small penis pills so only the people who know what it is buy them.
Coke heads buying a 3-pack of rubbers.
I’m male & worked at a vitamin store. Every Friday night, guys came in and bought them. They would stand at the men’s section and stare. I walked over picked one and handed it to them. They always said thanks.
People with insecurities.
Men who do too many drugs and can’t get their dick hard
Also old guys
Who doesn’t? What i want to know is who is eating the light bulb flavored hot dogs or the sushi next to the DVD bin?
Lenny Dykstra
I just wish they sold penis shrinking pills. My lower back can’t take much more of hauling this thing around.
I love to drop them anonymously into Christmas stockings as I visit friends and family each year.
There are penis enlargement pills at gas stations? Let me grab my keys
Well, I would, but I don’t know what I’d do with them. Do they taste good?
Obviously the guys who have large penises have bought them in the past.
I have a lot of self imagine problems but in so god damn happy im proud of my penis
I can get as fat as I want, feel bad for being fat then look in my pants and be happy for a little bit
Wait, those aren’t condiments for gas station hot dogs?? My bad.
Evil Larry. So he has larger things to see explode in the penor explosion chamber
Aren’t they just viagra?
The dude who drives a Dodge Ram with 4ft tires
Nothing at the gas station is good for you.
I’ll ask my mom if she ever had anyone buy them.
Guys who have lower education and smokes a lot. Druggies too.
Desperate old guys.
40-60 year olds who need Viagra but don’t want to take actual Viagra
I was prescribed by my doctor to pick these up for my health. He was an odd and shapely fellow. His name was Dr. Toboggan….Mantis Toboggan! You should’ve seen that guy feast
kicks unlawfully large penis under the hotel bed
Not I
The greatest force on Earth is the power of love…but a close second to that is male sexual anxiety.
Seriously — there are a lot of dudes who are really worried about their dicks. They think about them constantly, they spend endless hours reading countless articles about it, they eagerly tap on every link that gets texted to them by anonymous phone numbers, and they will pay literally everything they have and can borrow to put literally anything in their bodies if someone tells them it might make their dicks bigger and/or harder.
Humans have literally driven species up to and over the brink of extinction because of this.
If the devil had any genuine ambition, he wouldn’t sell guitar proficiency in exchange for mens’ souls — he would set up shop at the crossroads and sell a pill that gives men an extra half inch of length and girth and increases their chance of erection by 5%, and by lunchtime hell would have a 10 lifetime waiting list.
Poverty is always a choice, because you can always take expired medication and sell it as male enhancement pills and make enough to pay any expenses you have due.
I’ve been told they actually work too…
I have a no stupid question thing here. What if I bought them grinded them up and smoked them?
One of my friends actually bought the filler stuff people get put in their lips online and did his own penis enlargement. He later showed a doctor and they told him they couldn’t have do it better themselves 💀
When I worked at a gas station in rural America, it seemed like mostly OTR truckers bought them
My grandpa
Someone that just spent the weekend messing around with methamphetamine or coke and can’t get it up and need help.
The husbands who have porn induced erectile dysfunction and death grip syndrome from it
This guy
https://youtube.com/shorts/d7q-8y5epxc?si=RhQOmCgDlSUugI18
Someone who needs to filler up
Buddy of mine said you can hang a wet towel off it. I guess not enlargement but off brand viagra
A couple brands actually contain Viagra /sildenafil
Your dad
70+ elderly lady was working the counter at a liquor store and they had all those types and “extreme stamina” and “last longer” pills right there.
So I asked her which ones she could recommend, which ones were her favorite.
She was not amused lol
My roommate in college took one and had sex with a girl, then he pissed his bed in his sleep
I did. Now I am bedridden because my dick is so heavy and unwieldy …
Pharmacists licensed in three states.
I used to, but I had to stop after I started passing out from lack blood to my brain after it all pooled in my 3rd leg.
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