A couple years ago, I got drunk at a local bar. It was around close, most people had cleared out but there was a girl sitting at the very end of the bar who I wound up kissing.
Turns out she was the younger sister of one of the bouncers working there. That bouncer saw us kissing, threw me out of the bar, and I am no longer allowed in.
It doesn’t really matter, since I live in a big city and there are plenty of other places to grab a drink. But if someone ever suggests we go to THAT bar, I have to explain why I can’t go.
So yeah, if I could go back in time, I wouldn’t have kissed that girl.
A really close friend I considered a sister that I never had.
Somehow I was to blame for everything, except I was the one declining her for months. She would be the one wanting to kiss me, asking me if I wanted to boom boom.
Yet when I ask if the kiss meant anything, I was the weird one.
The friendship sizzled out from there. She turned our friendship group against me with lies.
She had purple hair. She thinks her daughter is mine which is impossible unless she managed to somehow keep either her daughter inside her for 5 years or was able to retain some of my semen.
When I was in high school (a long time ago) I had a huge crush on a girl in my class, I knew she was dating a boy that was two years older, but we ended up kissing anyway at a village fair. Best ten minutes of my life before she had to go home. Then the next day I had the worst ten minutes (slight exaggeration) when said boyfriend decided to pummel me into the ground. Broke my nose and a rib.
Still not sure whether it wasn’t worth it though. Oh and fuck you Rudy for snitching on me.
This girl, grabbing my face and pulling it to her face all night trying to kiss me, I kept moving away every time until i finally just gave up cause i couldn’t be bothered anymore, I now regret it
First guy I kissed was so bad that I went to the bathroom after and almost vomited. It was so gross I seriously questioned my sexuality. Didn’t kiss anyone for ages afterwards because it was so traumatising. Turns out making out isn’t meant to be gross and that guy just couldn’t use his younger for shit
My sister’s friend. She had built up a relationship with me up in her head. We were both drunk at a birthday party and vibing, and the kiss happened as we were caught up in the moment. She thought we would date afterwards and I wasn’t interested in going down that path.
My bestfriend. She has a boyfriend. We were together for six months while she was still in the relationship. Now we ended things, we are no longer friends and I miss her like crazy.
I wonder if I should tell her bf or not.
Lesson learned: never kiss your bestfriend, even less if she has a boyfriend.
Heroin addict twice my age named Alicia.. we were in a psych ward. Signed myself in since I wasn’t doing so well. I was 18 at the time. I have continued to make bizarre choices/mistakes lol
edit for context: I’m a girl. I was 16 years old at that time. It was Christmas break, and we usually had two months off. My friend told me to say goodbye to her, the pretty, privileged girl I secretly hated (introvert things). Somehow we ended up in the wrong place or something got mixed up… and we kissed. No idea how that even happened ??
It was the weirdest day of my life. We never talked again after that, and I never saw her again. She left the country (guess she was traumatized lol)
At a party when I was younger, my female best friend was very flirty all night, sitting on my lap, cuddling into me, that sort of thing. I’d always kind of liked her as well.
So I made out with her best friend. Our friendship was never the same after that.
We were at a festival with my gf, some friends and my sister. Took some molly (except my GF), all had a great time.
Suddenly my sister stands in front of me, proclaims “you’re the best, sweet little brother” while caressing my face, basically grabs both of my ears aaand…. full on Sweet home Alabama’d me on the mouth (not french… god..), and then hugs me. To-tal-ly not weird of course /s.
My GF saw it happen, saw my shocked face and thought it was hilarious, but also “sweet sweet sibling love”. We’re now nearly a decade ahead, but my gf still likes to tease me with it.
As for my sister, we’ve settled on a hug and a peck on the cheek. It’s… better that way.
When I was 17 I started working at a bar/restaurant as a hostess. There was a 40 y/o guy who would come in alone and sit at high top tables alone but always knew everybody in there. I always assumed he was single as he was always alone and didn’t wear a ring (so young, so naive). When I turned 18 they made me a waitress and started serving me underage after my shift. One night I was sitting in the corner alone after my shift just chatting with the bartenders and he joined me. Fast forward to the end of the night we’re making out in the parking lot. I still remember how embarrassed I felt when I got home. Also found out later he has a wife and 4 kids. Ended up serving them a couple times over the next few years too.
This guys wife, she came onto me though. Met through a friend. And then after the guy was trying to get me to come into their room for a threesome whilst my friend was pulling me away saying don’t. Literally had the husband and my friend pulling me in different directions, decided to listen to the friend and not but always wondered
Years ago I hung out with a fairly loose group of friends. At a party I hooked up with this guy’s sister and took her home, about a month later I met his other sister and took her home as well.
Several months later I met him at a party with his new girlfriend, we got along well and I took his girlfriend home that night.
It was an absolutely scum bag thing to do but I was all of 20.
I’m pretty sure he’s still out in the world hating me.
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Joe
A girl, but we liked it.
Luckily nobody, as I am scared of not being good at that, I am not a touchy person at all.
Huh. I don’t think I’ve ever regretted a kiss.
Alicia Silverstone
My best friend would say his (now) Ex girlfriend. I say “you’re welcome bro”
A married friend of mine.
We’d been drinking and we shared a moment. I stopped before it got too far though.
Definitely kissed the mirror after a few too many drinks. Turns out, my reflection is a terrible kisser
A boy i thought i liked. Turned out I’m a lesbian<33
Neighbor wife
my ex- dont do that.
I’ve kissed 3 gay guys on separate occasions. Don’t know how that happened think I brought out their lust for a woman. 🤣
A crazy psycho woman friend.
Every girl that i ever met.
Sigh, I’m yet to kiss on the lips but that’s only because I want it to be special af
My cousin 💀
A couple years ago, I got drunk at a local bar. It was around close, most people had cleared out but there was a girl sitting at the very end of the bar who I wound up kissing.
Turns out she was the younger sister of one of the bouncers working there. That bouncer saw us kissing, threw me out of the bar, and I am no longer allowed in.
It doesn’t really matter, since I live in a big city and there are plenty of other places to grab a drink. But if someone ever suggests we go to THAT bar, I have to explain why I can’t go.
So yeah, if I could go back in time, I wouldn’t have kissed that girl.
A really close friend I considered a sister that I never had.
Somehow I was to blame for everything, except I was the one declining her for months. She would be the one wanting to kiss me, asking me if I wanted to boom boom.
Yet when I ask if the kiss meant anything, I was the weird one.
The friendship sizzled out from there. She turned our friendship group against me with lies.
Yet she still asks why I ghosted her.
A coworker who lived with her bf at an after hours event. We both had consumed more alcohol than we should have but luckily that’s as far as it went.
Meagan.
She had purple hair. She thinks her daughter is mine which is impossible unless she managed to somehow keep either her daughter inside her for 5 years or was able to retain some of my semen.
Also she was a lousy root. Starfish.
When I was in high school (a long time ago) I had a huge crush on a girl in my class, I knew she was dating a boy that was two years older, but we ended up kissing anyway at a village fair. Best ten minutes of my life before she had to go home. Then the next day I had the worst ten minutes (slight exaggeration) when said boyfriend decided to pummel me into the ground. Broke my nose and a rib.
Still not sure whether it wasn’t worth it though. Oh and fuck you Rudy for snitching on me.
I’m 14 so I’ve yet to kiss anyone. I’ll edit this when I have a story to tell.
I kissed my guy best friend. (My first kiss)
Now he has a girlfriend and we barely talk. My boyfriend hates him. I do miss him sometimes
This girl, grabbing my face and pulling it to her face all night trying to kiss me, I kept moving away every time until i finally just gave up cause i couldn’t be bothered anymore, I now regret it
First guy I kissed was so bad that I went to the bathroom after and almost vomited. It was so gross I seriously questioned my sexuality. Didn’t kiss anyone for ages afterwards because it was so traumatising. Turns out making out isn’t meant to be gross and that guy just couldn’t use his younger for shit
Cousin
My sister’s friend. She had built up a relationship with me up in her head. We were both drunk at a birthday party and vibing, and the kiss happened as we were caught up in the moment. She thought we would date afterwards and I wasn’t interested in going down that path.
No one. Thanks for asking though, as I hadn’t considered this.
I got piss drunk one night and kissed my friend’s mom. Then I told him lol.
My ex fwb roommate. Fucking lying pathetic piece of shit
Mt rapist
My boss at the Christmas party,,, now I’m either getting a raise or a harassment lawsuit, 50/50.
Coworker who had a bf at the time. I shouldn’t have but I did and I’d do it again. We fucked in her jeep a couple times.
A girl which for forcing me
My ex. I don’t recommend it to nobody.
My friend autumn when I was a kid
My bestfriend. She has a boyfriend. We were together for six months while she was still in the relationship. Now we ended things, we are no longer friends and I miss her like crazy.
I wonder if I should tell her bf or not.
Lesson learned: never kiss your bestfriend, even less if she has a boyfriend.
My dead auntie, she used to turn me on, a lot.
She had those angel fang piercings and I done cut my lip.
After winning the Super Bowl for like the tenth time for the patriots, I kissed my son on the mouth. 👦 😘
Heroin addict twice my age named Alicia.. we were in a psych ward. Signed myself in since I wasn’t doing so well. I was 18 at the time. I have continued to make bizarre choices/mistakes lol
A girl I hated in high school
edit for context: I’m a girl. I was 16 years old at that time. It was Christmas break, and we usually had two months off. My friend told me to say goodbye to her, the pretty, privileged girl I secretly hated (introvert things). Somehow we ended up in the wrong place or something got mixed up… and we kissed. No idea how that even happened ??
It was the weirdest day of my life. We never talked again after that, and I never saw her again. She left the country (guess she was traumatized lol)
Ramona flowers
My ex
At a party when I was younger, my female best friend was very flirty all night, sitting on my lap, cuddling into me, that sort of thing. I’d always kind of liked her as well.
So I made out with her best friend. Our friendship was never the same after that.
Nobody
Everyone I’ve ever kissed. I sure know how to pick ‘em.
My sister.
We were at a festival with my gf, some friends and my sister. Took some molly (except my GF), all had a great time.
Suddenly my sister stands in front of me, proclaims “you’re the best, sweet little brother” while caressing my face, basically grabs both of my ears aaand…. full on Sweet home Alabama’d me on the mouth (not french… god..), and then hugs me. To-tal-ly not weird of course /s.
My GF saw it happen, saw my shocked face and thought it was hilarious, but also “sweet sweet sibling love”. We’re now nearly a decade ahead, but my gf still likes to tease me with it.
As for my sister, we’ve settled on a hug and a peck on the cheek. It’s… better that way.
Married man
An 18 year old
My own aunt
Got my ass beat pretty bad in middle school by a high school guy for kissing his girlfriend on the cheek…I deserved it
Husband’s best friend and a random girl at the same time…….. not my finest moment but it was 🔥
A cactus 🌵
One of my gay friends. He was drunk and started kissing all of his female friends on the cheek.
I let him kiss my cheek and it gave him the go signal to go to town on all the straight guys at the party.
When I was 17 I started working at a bar/restaurant as a hostess. There was a 40 y/o guy who would come in alone and sit at high top tables alone but always knew everybody in there. I always assumed he was single as he was always alone and didn’t wear a ring (so young, so naive). When I turned 18 they made me a waitress and started serving me underage after my shift. One night I was sitting in the corner alone after my shift just chatting with the bartenders and he joined me. Fast forward to the end of the night we’re making out in the parking lot. I still remember how embarrassed I felt when I got home. Also found out later he has a wife and 4 kids. Ended up serving them a couple times over the next few years too.
Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance.
It was a Leathermouth show. I am a large man. The crowd pushed us and we smashed faces.
Pablo.
Girlfriend’s best friend.
Advice to others: don’t do that.
My friend mother
a nazi unaware of the naziness
a close friend i didn’t like
Nearly all of them
Ya motha
An older white loser when I was 17 not knowing I was WAY out of his league and he was exploiting the underaged me 😀
This guys wife, she came onto me though. Met through a friend. And then after the guy was trying to get me to come into their room for a threesome whilst my friend was pulling me away saying don’t. Literally had the husband and my friend pulling me in different directions, decided to listen to the friend and not but always wondered
My year 11 & 12 history teacher! It was after I left school but only just!
Years ago I hung out with a fairly loose group of friends. At a party I hooked up with this guy’s sister and took her home, about a month later I met his other sister and took her home as well.
Several months later I met him at a party with his new girlfriend, we got along well and I took his girlfriend home that night.
It was an absolutely scum bag thing to do but I was all of 20.
I’m pretty sure he’s still out in the world hating me.
My dad, when I was a wee lad I’d kiss my mom on the lips (yeah gross I know) but once I missed and kissed my dad
Mandy….ahh. Good times though.