Because DHT (dihydrotestosterone) causes stronger hair growth on the body everywhere except the head, where if you have the genes for it, will instead cause hair loss.
It comes down to hair follicles on the head being more sensitive to DHT than hair follicles on the body.
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Because on the ass it’s closer to manure so it gets more nutrients.
The solution is obvious. Put a hat on your ass and learn to walk with your hands.
Because DHT (dihydrotestosterone) causes stronger hair growth on the body everywhere except the head, where if you have the genes for it, will instead cause hair loss.
It comes down to hair follicles on the head being more sensitive to DHT than hair follicles on the body.
u/oxygen_l3
How’s the brain?
Probably since it gets a dose of natural manure every now and then.
“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
The sun doesn’t shine on the ass!
I read this post title in the old joke format of ‘Confucius say’
Confucius say:
“Man who stands on toilet
Is high on pot”
The English is perfect for this question
The best bad English out there straight up spittin wisdom
Get a transplant
AssHairStrongHeadGoBald would be a killer reddit username.
Gravity pulls the hair down, it’s why my beard got bushier as my hair got thinner I heard
ass hair protected by cheeks so grow strong, head go bald because no protected by cheeks
DHT strengths body hair but can cause miniaturization on scalp hair
Genetics are cruel
When they do hair transplants, they are taken from your ass. My brother in law had it done.
Because nature is fucking stupid