Why did my female friend do this really weird thing?

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For context, I’m from Tennessee. My friend is from Thailand but her English isn’t the best sometimes. But she can communicate pretty well. I was sitting next to her on break at work and she kept talking to me about how she gained so much weight and how she’s fat now. When she did she would stand up to show me how bad her body looks to her.

She’s very attractive and yes she gained weight but shes still very slim and most of it just goes to her breasts. After she stood up and circled around I feel embarrassed to say I got a boner because of it, and I was just trying to ignore it and hope she didn’t really see it or at least not acknowledge it while we were talking.

The big thing I’m here to ask about is a few minutes into having a boner while we’re sitting down she sort of leans over to hover her head over my crotch and points her face directly over it looking at my boner and exclaimed “Hi Tennesssee!” And smiled. I just awkwardly laughed and she pulled her face away and smiled silently for a bit, then we started talking again.

What the actual fuck happened, and what the hell was she doing? Like, was that just a shitty joke on her behalf? I can’t tell if she was trying to embarrass me or trying to make a joke to make light of the weird situation.

Can someone please help me understand what the fuck just happened?

Comments

  1. CaprisunandSteak Avatar

    I think she wants to see more of Tennessee

  2. Xyrthur Avatar

    This seems straight outta someone’s fantasy.

  3. Successful-Positive8 Avatar

    If a woman intentionally gets closer to you while mentioning your boner, there’s a good chance that she wants to see more of it.

  4. rellerindos Avatar

    she wants ur dick man duuh

  5. CurrentLina Avatar

    I don’t think she was trying to make embrassass you nor make a joke about, as a girl I already know things we do to show that we are interested so for her to lean over like that to your boner like that then slightly smiles over it trust me it’s a clear sign that she’s into and you brother there feeling is there obviously so stop ignoring it as she turns you on by literally not even laying a single hand on you so go have a real conversation about your feelings before you loose you’re chance forever

  6. Soggy_Spinach_7503 Avatar

    “Can someone please help me understand what the fuck just happened?”

    She wants to fuck you.

  7. OldAngryWhiteMan Avatar

    Don’t overthink this. But don’t force yourself on her either.

  8. timeforacatnap852 Avatar

    Asian joke (I’m from south east Asia) using it as a mic (like a speaker mic) it’s a joke aimed at diffusing the awkwardness, but if I had to put money on it, she’s into you and you’re in with a chance, if that’s what you want to do.

  9. BeatSubject6642 Avatar

    She wants to explore south Tennessee.

  10. Dangerous-Cut7775 Avatar

    Ask her if she wants you to show her around Tennessee later

  11. orsonwellesmal Avatar

    Thai? She just wants to compare dicks.

  12. Deivihya Avatar

    I want to know if in the end the friend has seen your Tennessee, I am a woman and the behavior that your friend had is to get your attention, she likes you or your Tennessee and she did it on purpose to make you hard, and going to see how you have it is very clear that she wanted to see more, good luck if you like it

  13. LovelyBirch Avatar

    Definitely would like to visit Tennessee.

  14. henry122467 Avatar

    She’s looking for a sucker to get her green card.

  15. Bulky_Poetry3884 Avatar

    She wants to get trown around now.

  16. Lup3rc41 Avatar

    She wants the d.

  17. Inevitable_Juice7214 Avatar

    Totally fake, nobody can actually be that clueless