Penguins are a bunch of parasites that are draining American capital from the hardworking people that are done being leeched off of by a bird that can’t even fucking fly. You’re not a bird, you bastards, you’re beaked seals that the fake news sold as birds because they’re woke and trying to turn your children mega trans. Fuck you, you biracial wannabe birds!
the art of the seal. this is the greatest seal in history, nobody does seals like me. i love seals, im the best at seals and this is going to really help the seal economy.
Because he probably has the thinking of capacity of a group of monkeys throwing darts at a spinning wheel, whatever lands is what he will do next. Lol 😂
Because the tariffs are nothing more than political instruments to show how they’re gonna “show it to those leeches who suck on the wealth of the American taxpayer” (not a quote but could as well be) hence why actual trading partners only have 10% like the UK and a bunch of completely uninteresting countries + China get like 69%. Oh no, I have to pay double for my authentic Sri Lankan beach sand :O
They removed references to the Enola Gay, the Tuskegee Airmen, and Jackie Robinson because in their crusade to end DEI they’re clearly (and a Trump official actually admitted) that they’re using AI to just search for “black” or “gay” (among other things) and then are just deleting everything that pops up.
This is a stupid administration doing the laziest thing possible to address the “issues” they have.
To look strong because he knows his base are a bunch of chucklefucks incapable of thinking beyond “He hates all the same people I do, so of course he’s right about everything!”
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Maybe bc he’s dumb as fuck
Because he’s fucking dumb. People don’t even know how badly this is going to fuck us all. The stock market is going to tank tomorrow. Watch.
Penguins have to pay tuxedo tariffs
what if it turned out that he was using a random number generator to set the tariffs
Penguins are a bunch of parasites that are draining American capital from the hardworking people that are done being leeched off of by a bird that can’t even fucking fly. You’re not a bird, you bastards, you’re beaked seals that the fake news sold as birds because they’re woke and trying to turn your children mega trans. Fuck you, you biracial wannabe birds!
get your eggs tonight because tomorrow……
No one is going to screw America under his watch! Penguins be damned!
Is this serious or a day late april fools?
What island are you referring to?
he set tariffs on places that have tariffs on us, at either 10% or roughly half of what they put on us.
if the penguins dont want to be tariffed they shouldnt have started it. you also didnt say what island
Here’s a better question, why did Trump raise tariffs to extraordinarily high levels with America’s two closest trading partners and long time allies?
Because he’s stupid.
Punching down is his forte.
Happy Feet was a horror movie to him.
Penguins don’t live in the Arctic. They live in the South Pole.
Coz penguins aren’t exempt from tariffs obviously
One of his campaign promises was to close the notorious “Penguin Gap.”
Penguin trade deficits are the biggest problem facing America today.
To liberate American patriots from them, duh.
Reddit….LOL!
Is it related to the Bird Flu and the price of eggs?
Real answer: he’s a stupid son of a bitch surrounded by people bow to whatever he says.
Because he has the IQ of a woman’s shoe size.
the art of the seal. this is the greatest seal in history, nobody does seals like me. i love seals, im the best at seals and this is going to really help the seal economy.
Penguins are actually commies
Hes jealous of their relationships with each other
Because he is a fucking moron
The only thing bright on that man is his foundation.
Amazing 🤦♂️
Let’s hope he doesn’t read this or he will have Hegseth draw up and leak plans for an invasion. /s
Penguins have been taking advantage of us for too long with their unfair trade deals.
Which country?
Because like his cultists, he makes paint chip eaters look like geniuses comparatively.
Which island is this?
Stupidity
Because he’s an idiot
Those penguins were taking advantage of the U.S.
He’s a moron?
Because fuck those penguin welfare queens.
They did not say thank you.
Too much black on them.
It’s probably where he does the bulk of his banking.
It’s a national emergency!!
trying to convince people that he doesn’t have a favourite country and doesn’t have a least favourite, he just want to fuck everybody. That’s my guess
Fuck those penguins.
It’s because they’re black AND white, its unnatural!
Because he is trolling hard and doing it for the laughs.
because he’s an idiot
Because he probably has the thinking of capacity of a group of monkeys throwing darts at a spinning wheel, whatever lands is what he will do next. Lol 😂
He probably thinks that Penguin publishing is located there
Penguins are very woke.
Bcuz of too much TDS on the island
Which island are we talking about?
There obviously isn’t a nation with no people; so this sounds like nonsense hyperbole – what’s the context here?
Could be a couple different things –
They used some algorithm to determine the values and didn’t really check the outliers
They did it intentionally to deflect attention away from some other stuff
Everyone knows penguins are an essential ingredient in making Guinness.
Everyone knows penguins are lowkey scammers.
The Icebergs, gotta put Tariffs on icebergs.
Because hes a fucking idiot
Because the tariffs are nothing more than political instruments to show how they’re gonna “show it to those leeches who suck on the wealth of the American taxpayer” (not a quote but could as well be) hence why actual trading partners only have 10% like the UK and a bunch of completely uninteresting countries + China get like 69%. Oh no, I have to pay double for my authentic Sri Lankan beach sand :O
Because he and his team are complete imbeciles.
Because he heard there was this lady named Leslie who marries gay penguins and drives them to Des Moines, Iowa.
Because he’s a moron.
The same reason he used sharpie on a weather map. Because he’s a fucking moron.
Op … you are looking for logic in all this? Really?
None of the penguins were willing to travel to DC and offer him their favorite rock. Doubly unfortunate as they’re already dressed for the occasion.
Because he’s dumber than a bag of dead rats.
Which island?
I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ penguins on this motherfuckin’ island!!!
They removed references to the Enola Gay, the Tuskegee Airmen, and Jackie Robinson because in their crusade to end DEI they’re clearly (and a Trump official actually admitted) that they’re using AI to just search for “black” or “gay” (among other things) and then are just deleting everything that pops up.
This is a stupid administration doing the laziest thing possible to address the “issues” they have.
I didn’t know penguins lived rent-free in people’s heads too.
Because he’s a fucking moron
So if anyone decides to use it for their business to get around tariffs, they will not. Being proactive.
And penguins are smart. Give them time.
he’s a fricken muppet
Dementia
because he’s an idiot
Superior genetics and sliding scale IQ tests.
The islands in question are Heard and McDonald Islands.
Here is the chart the White House put out https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/02/trump-reciprocal-tariffs-countries-chart-imports-united-states.html
According to Wikipedia, the islands are very remote and no one lives there https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heard_Island_and_McDonald_Islands
Penguin empire is on the rise didn’t you hear
To look strong because he knows his base are a bunch of chucklefucks incapable of thinking beyond “He hates all the same people I do, so of course he’s right about everything!”
Because he’s an idiot
There are exports from there to the US.
Sounds like a joke without a punchline.