Why do you get up in the morning?

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Why do you get up in the morning?

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  1. TapeDeckSlick Avatar

    Carpe diem Mr Winger

  2. Kyle999_ Avatar

    To eat breakfast

  3. ThatweirdoCrystal Avatar

    I have a 5 year that if left unattended for too long causes chaos.

  4. Irish_Ingenuity_969 Avatar

    To take a piss and shower

  5. youroffrs Avatar

    Coffee, Responsibilities, Survival

  6. zeezhuuyy224___ Avatar

    To do something interesting in uni…honestly i like the creative sode of my degree but then again its not just that

  7. Appropriate_Fact_121 Avatar

    Some wad of bacon in my head decides its time to wake up and go to school

  8. teach_and_beach Avatar

    Because the alarm goes off and I like doing my job. Plus, I hate wasting days

  9. Ok_Necessary_7405 Avatar

    My dogs wake me up lol

  10. Difficult-Offer3833 Avatar

    I have the annoying flaw that I cannot sleep when it’s light outside. But also, my bladder is usually a traitor.

  11. Material_Delivery_26 Avatar

    Because I slept through the night and my back hurts

  12. Hydracorvus Avatar

    Because it’s another day I get to spend with my cats and my love. I used to really wish I wouldn’t wake up one day, now that’s my biggest fear

  13. Successful_Rollie Avatar

    I have an erection to attend to when I wake up.

  14. keepingconstant Avatar

    My dog wakes me up bright and early for a walk

  15. Grutopia323080 Avatar
  16. SisterShenanigans Avatar

    Because I have to pee and usually, want breakfast.

  17. Mohammed96Alyafie Avatar
  18. umeboshiplumpaste Avatar

    Because I have a dog, which is all I have.

  19. Emotional_Pizza7959 Avatar

    To work <3 I work voluntary as a barista and I love it

  20. levio-saaa Avatar

    My dog needs to bark at the moon before it goes away…

  21. Daze_A_Blaze Avatar

    I am playing through the motions of life. I am not motivated to get up for my own self, but I do. Otherwise, I will be waking up on the street instead of in a cozy bed.

  22. Bubblyvibes112 Avatar

    my baby wakes me up

  23. grandmaWI Avatar

    Feed and let the dog out. Water aerobics..

  24. KvDOLPHIN Avatar

    So I can be disappointed when I go to work

  25. Quirky_Ralph Avatar

    Bills ain’t gunna pay themselves. That’s about it, though.

  26. BunnySlayer64 Avatar

    Because the cats are demanding breakfast

  27. PacRimRod Avatar

    Live my life, enjoy my day!!

  28. elevatorovertimeho Avatar

    To study with Trump! Early am studying!

  29. ChimpyChompies Avatar

    Most days is because I need to go to work. Doing so means I have a comfortable place to fall asleep in the first place..

  30. Beherott Avatar

    The sweet embrace of the darkness will come, might as well live as long as I have the time.

  31. SWFanatic1026 Avatar

    My dogs need to go out

  32. Wired0ne Avatar

    let the dogs out and feed um

  33. blueova23 Avatar

    To go to the gym.

  34. JNorJT Avatar

    Because I’m not dead yet

  35. Ok_Fix7456 Avatar

    My pain meds wore off too fast and my restless legs act up

  36. Shot_Ad969 Avatar

    So I can look at my fiancé and remember how lucky I am

  37. PickledCloud999 Avatar

    Need to feed the cat and go to gym before work at 9am

  38. AJfromLA Avatar

    Everyday is a new day, and I get to go to my job I love!

  39. Maninaboxx2 Avatar

    Only because I have to. Not like I had any choice in this matter, I didn’t ask to be here. If left to my own devices I’d never have to get up, alas, life is here and so am I.

  40. Glowingtomato Avatar

    Because I get headaches if I sleep too long

  41. BeyondFar2671 Avatar

    To end the pain of my kid jumping on my face

  42. TopDot1793 Avatar

    Because my body hasn’t died yet

  43. TokyoKazama Avatar

    Take a piss, shit, brush my teeth then shower…also shit again.

  44. hipcatjazzalot Avatar

    I have an alarm app that is extremely loud, extremely annoying and does not turn off until I’ve scanned the bar code on my coffee machine.

  45. suaveSavior Avatar

    I have to feed my cat… not because she is pushy about it. Shes an outdoor cat (theres a doggy door she could come in of she wanted). Its because my chihuahua loves cat food and I got in the habit of tossing him a few cat food kibbles and now he fiends for it like an addict… so he has me up by 7am every day for his cat food fix.

  46. miacruzx Avatar

    to feed my cats and then go to work

  47. darksideofthesuburbs Avatar

    Because I have to. But it’s for my kids. Pretty much everyday.

  48. Ben_Pharten Avatar

    Hoping the next day will be better than the last. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t.

  49. alt-idle Avatar

    To go about my day

  50. gobuffsfan14 Avatar

    I like to get the daily news.

  51. Intelligent_Hair3109 Avatar

    Because it’s a new sunrise and it’s usually beautiful.

  52. Mighty_Angelo30 Avatar

    Gotta wake up at 5:15 to get ready for school

  53. knevil110 Avatar

    I have bills to pay

  54. LadenWithSorrow Avatar

    It’s nice to see so many intrinsically motivated people commenting.

    I only get up in the morning because if I don’t go to work I would be homeless. I also don’t wake up on my own. I need an alarm clock and like 30 alarms scripting my morning to keep me going otherwise I’ll fall back asleep and be late.

  55. Jasons_Brain Avatar

    Only because I have to.

  56. Good_Zebra_7366 Avatar

    Because I have to work and study

  57. Brian_The_Bar-Brian Avatar

    I need to pee and eat food.

  58. Harry-Henderson83 Avatar

    Because my body wakes me up idk 🤷‍♂️

  59. techiechefie Avatar

    Because I absolutely love my job and look forward to going in every single morning.

  60. ziggy-tiggy-bagel Avatar

    I need to pee and the pets are hungry

  61. amberShade2 Avatar

    Staying in bed makes my mind spiral into dark places

  62. y04185 Avatar

    Food, clothing, and shelter.

  63. brandnewchair Avatar

    Because if I get up in the evening the whole day is gone. 

  64. SanityAssassin4 Avatar

    Because I have to get the kid off to school 😭

  65. Atmosck Avatar

    My caffeine addiction

  66. phancyq Avatar

    Because I’ve got me. If I don’t make it, no one else will

  67. ZapRowsdowwer Avatar

    A fly kept landing on me

  68. pictairn Avatar

    Lately it’s been for my pets, they don’t care if I’m tired, they’re ready for breakfast and cuddles. It’s a pretty good reason to start the day though.

  69. katkitten8589 Avatar

    My cats wouldn’t get fed

  70. ikindalold Avatar

    I don’t have a choice

  71. Tidalsky114 Avatar

    Because I went to bed early.

  72. totmacher12000 Avatar

    So my family has a roof over their head and food in the bellies. My day starts @ 4:30am

  73. user68544889007 Avatar

    i have depression, getting up is hard. work usually gets me out of bed as i get so anxious about being late. i’d like to say im excited for the day but usually i feel hopeless. i’m trying to find beauty in the mundane and the feeling of worth in my mind. i see kids walking to school and hear birds in the morning and the smell of the seasons changing, and i get up because things have to get better

  74. peachyeinna Avatar

    i get to live another day :3

  75. Key-Regret-7812 Avatar

    Because my dog said so.

  76. Legitimate-Neat1674 Avatar

    Roll over and do my wife

  77. funtimes5017 Avatar

    Because it’s a brand new day, I do not want to waste any of it.

  78. Schadenfreudetastic Avatar

    Feed the cats and go to work🤷🏼‍♂️

  79. Top_Willingness_8364 Avatar

    Gotta feed my dog and give him an insulin shot.

  80. ChrisRiley_42 Avatar

    Because my bladder forces me to…

  81. Brown-eyed-gurrrl Avatar

    My dog and I have to pee

  82. duckling-peanut Avatar

    Because no more sleep

  83. AnybodySeeMyKeys Avatar

    Because I enjoy my life.

  84. Adventurous_Ticket94 Avatar

    Because one day you won’t, so might as well.

  85. SmokinHotNot Avatar

    I’m old. Because I can.

  86. tmotytmoty Avatar
  87. IcuRNisTired Avatar

    Worked 7pm- 8am in ICU for yrs… no circadian rhythm still… WHY.. idk anymore. Lol .
    WHY BOTHER =’‐(

  88. Alias_777 Avatar

    Because never waking up isn’t a choice

  89. IcuRNisTired Avatar

    ICU RN.. nightshift 13 hours. Kills the cortisol, the thyroid, the melatonin, circadian rhythm.. Don’t shame us as we get fugly..lol.

  90. Farzia2008 Avatar

    Because I have to for work/college otherwise bold of you to assume I wake up in the morning

  91. different_than Avatar

    Because I need to support my family

  92. UnloadTheBacon Avatar

    Because if I don’t, eventually I’ll get fired, become homeless and starve to death.

  93. NewSchoolFool Avatar

    Because I just slept and it’s a new day…. things to do.

  94. Downtown_Rush_4085 Avatar

    Honestly just to lay in bed with my wife it’s nice to finally wake up with her by my side and then to make her breakfast in the morning the small smile she has as she says “you don’t have to do this”

  95. Vinny_Lam Avatar

    I need to eat and work.

  96. shehasrizzfr Avatar

    Gotta work, drink some coffee and take a blinker, maybe watch a movie after

  97. Sharpshooter188 Avatar

    No choice. Company pays me so Im their bitch.

  98. EmberedLyric Avatar

    Because like at least half the human population, I feel the need to actually be a useful, functioning member of society despite my clock telling me I am a creature of the night and that morning is not for me.

  99. HiKennyDesign Avatar

    I wake up to a beautiful woman wanting nothing more than to give me a blow job. Everyday. Thought she was joking at first, but nope. It magical and an absolute delight to wake up to. She’s missed four days over the period of a year.

  100. So_Cal_Grown Avatar

    My toddler wakes me up

  101. rei1004 Avatar

    To start the day

  102. 3fluffypotatoes Avatar

    Work. Why else would anyone want to be up in the morning? 😂

  103. Emily_Porn_6969 Avatar

    To see if i can help my fellow man . And to make someone smile .

  104. Prize-Confusion-100 Avatar

    Because im pussy enough to not kill myself

  105. NotMacgyver Avatar

    Cause it’s “insert time” and so I should get up to go do something about it…

    Schedule is a bit wonky so everything is in flux, but leaving bed is easy nonetheless 

  106. wifeofsavage Avatar

    To say good morning to my baby and give her little kisses all over her silly little face so she can give me a toothless grin and clap her hands in excitement for the day without ever knowing how much I’m struggling to keep a smile on my face and to give her the love she deserves

  107. zman4884 Avatar

    Work so I can support my partner and kids while I’m living away from them.

  108. sillygoofyf Avatar

    dead people can’t do anything. therefore, if i’m alive, i should do something, because i can. i bet most dead people wish they could do something. so i just take the fact that i’m alive and use it to do something dead people can’t do. :3

  109. Celestial3317 Avatar

    My dog is hungry and needs to pee

  110. KaarinaK Avatar

    My smart, handsome, caring 7-year-old son 🩵.

  111. Impossible-Toe-7761 Avatar

    I have two indoor bunnies to feed,I’m up at 2am to open a bakery at 3 am

  112. sad8lxxo Avatar

    Because apparently, bills don´t pay themselves

  113. Griffie Avatar

    So I don’t urinate in my bed

  114. googi14 Avatar

    I don’t. I get up after noon

  115. yabro_JD Avatar

    To spiral. To continue my existential crisis. To eat. To study. To scroll. Hehe

  116. benspags94 Avatar

    I gotta finish Demon Slayer and the last movie doesn’t come out until 2029

  117. inspire-change Avatar

    I didn’t get up this morning

  118. Yorkie_Mom_2 Avatar

    Because I know my fiancé will soon be back from his two-hour walk that he takes every morning, and I can’t wait to see him and our dog that he walks with.

  119. sxandthecity Avatar

    I have work at 4 am

  120. Dolfo10564 Avatar

    I have too much shit to do

  121. FoxElectrical1401 Avatar

    The sedative wore off

  122. Dangerous-Evening903 Avatar

    to drink coffe and have that 30 min, hopefully for myself without screaming.

  123. Emobunnyx Avatar

    Bills. Literally just to pay bills to survive in current reality.

  124. Got_Bent Avatar

    Because I gotta pee real bad.