Life is a mystery. We kind of stumble into places we probably shouldn’t… Careful how far you go. Life is perception. And what constitutes your perception …. Well that’s for you to figure out. Why do you do what you do? Why do I start a sentence like this and finish it right here… It’s all deterministic
Because I hope I’ll get some sexy man to fuck me or I get to lick his butthole and butt crack and he’ll sleep in my bed or I’ll sleep in his or I’ll get to lick his ball sack or feet or etc or the fact I could maybe get some drugs
I wake up weekdays because I have a stable job where I feel like what I do is important, and because I have kids depending on the money I earn there. I wake up weekends because the kids gotta eat, play, learn, and they simply do not relish time in bed.
I like mornings… I get up an hour before everyone else, have coffee and quiet time, then boom! Ready for the day.
On the rare occasion my wife is up before me. I avoid her like the plague as I’m not ready for 20 questions first thing… I love her, but damn, let me get my bearings first!
To pay off student loans for 12 consecutive months so I can take my dad off as a cosigner and when I’m able to do that I’ll finally be able to kill myself. I just have a year…
I wake up every morning because I want some coffee and I know there’s a better future ahead of me everyday, I’m chasing my hero, me.
I wake up to my alarm, that’s how I get up.
To give my child a better education than I ever received.
To tend to the dog who has given life to my family.
To wake my partner with breakfast every morning because I know how hard it is for him to wake up.
The real question is why I wake up every 4-6 years and sign a piece of paper that obligates me to do what I do every other day.
I think it comes down to a few things… first, I’ve kept going long enough that I’m just a few years away from getting a pension and health insurance for the rest of my life, and it would take a lot to make me walk away from that. Second, I’ve moved up to a relatively high position and make at least reasonably good pay, and I would likely not start off in a comparable position doing something else. Third, what I do is interesting… incredibly stressful and taxing on my body and mind, but interesting. I have a hard time imagining myself doing something more normal.
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Because I want to
I need to alive kiddo
To pay the mortgage
I have to go make money. or I have to do things around the house. I don’t really want to. But that’s just life.
Nobody’s gonna do it for me
It’s all to get revenge.
My parents worked too hard for me not to
I don’t wake up. my stupid lazy brain does. Again, forcing me into a desolate reality where I cannot fly or shoot lasers from my hog
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself.” -Albert Camus
Because my debts will be assumed by my wife if I were to go take a bath with a toaster.
First, because I like it. Second, because I need it. Or may I retire rich, go travel the world, and hire you as my assistant to do it for me?
Life is a mystery. We kind of stumble into places we probably shouldn’t… Careful how far you go. Life is perception. And what constitutes your perception …. Well that’s for you to figure out. Why do you do what you do? Why do I start a sentence like this and finish it right here… It’s all deterministic
Cuz i cant sleep anymore
Because I hope I’ll get some sexy man to fuck me or I get to lick his butthole and butt crack and he’ll sleep in my bed or I’ll sleep in his or I’ll get to lick his ball sack or feet or etc or the fact I could maybe get some drugs
To grow into someone my past self would be proud of, and to make the day mean something, even if it’s just a little.
Need to provide for my kids somehow even if that means
ummmm
My bladder demands attention.
Some days I just don’t
Fuck if I know
Because I get to. I get to be here. So I intend to make the best of it.
Oppa gangnam style 🕺🪩💃
Feel personally attacked rn
Because being entirely unproductive doesn’t feel nice to me, so I do enough every day that I can feel good when I get to relax.
Eh, it’s what I have usually done, might as well keep up the little momentum I have (kinda hard sometimes though)
Dog has to pee, and I want a cup of coffee. Then just eff it, I’m up now anyways – may as well do something.
I don’t know anything else
Cuz I don’t have rich parents
Go to the gym or go swim because I have to stay fit at my age (63) to hopefully extend my life.
Because I’m retired (for now)
For my family. Got to keep a roof over their heads, food on the table, warmth and comfort.
I wake up weekdays because I have a stable job where I feel like what I do is important, and because I have kids depending on the money I earn there. I wake up weekends because the kids gotta eat, play, learn, and they simply do not relish time in bed.
I am an engineer in the Aerospace industry.
The bills require it.
So I can be alive for my family, I don’t do much because I’m depressed
I get up each day so I can talk to or spend time with my loved ones. And eat delicious food. And listen to my favorite music. And learn new stuff.
Even though my country is a shit show right now and the world itself is burning the fuck down, I wanna be here. I am not finished living.
Because my cat needs to piss.
My bladder wakes me up, so I get up and go pee.
Bills
For a dream, to repay for my sins, for love, for myself
Habit
My student loans will crumple me if I don’t
Parents would be sad if I killed myself
Because no one can out run Father Time
I like mornings… I get up an hour before everyone else, have coffee and quiet time, then boom! Ready for the day.
On the rare occasion my wife is up before me. I avoid her like the plague as I’m not ready for 20 questions first thing… I love her, but damn, let me get my bearings first!
I have four daughters. I’m their dad and they need to know that I will always be there for them
Cos I was told if you try to self-terminate, you go to hell so I don’t care how much of a bad situation im in… I take it.
Because I have to pee and I go pee.
One life. Live it all.
I wake up cause I gotta whiz. And take a dump. And then drink some goddamn coffee.
^(Looks at the kids)
“For the k…
^(Sees oldest throw tater tot at his sister)
“To get away from them”
I do for myself and for the family
My kids.
To pay off student loans for 12 consecutive months so I can take my dad off as a cosigner and when I’m able to do that I’ll finally be able to kill myself. I just have a year…
$$
To make my silly little arts/crafts (pottery & floral arrangements)
Entropy
Because I need to pee and the toilet’s on the other side of the apt and then I’m up anyway and might as well start the coffee brewing.
I wake up every morning because I want some coffee and I know there’s a better future ahead of me everyday, I’m chasing my hero, me.
I wake up to my alarm, that’s how I get up.
Can’t sleep
Because I want a place to live and food to eat. As well as clothes. And entertainment.
To give my child a better education than I ever received.
To tend to the dog who has given life to my family.
To wake my partner with breakfast every morning because I know how hard it is for him to wake up.
Someone needs to feed these kids and take them to school and pay these bills
To make the world a better place.
The real question is why I wake up every 4-6 years and sign a piece of paper that obligates me to do what I do every other day.
I think it comes down to a few things… first, I’ve kept going long enough that I’m just a few years away from getting a pension and health insurance for the rest of my life, and it would take a lot to make me walk away from that. Second, I’ve moved up to a relatively high position and make at least reasonably good pay, and I would likely not start off in a comparable position doing something else. Third, what I do is interesting… incredibly stressful and taxing on my body and mind, but interesting. I have a hard time imagining myself doing something more normal.
Because if I don’t, capitalism sends a ”friendly reminder” in the form of rent, bills, and soul-crushing emails.
Because I love him 💖 wake up at 4AM with him, before he goes to work, make him breakfast, pack the meal prep lunch, and kiss him goodbye.
To enjoy life.