My boyfriend says he shakes it off, but wouldn’t there still be tiny droplets on the penis that would get on the underwear? My life won’t be complete until I know the answer to this!
My boyfriend says he shakes it off, but wouldn’t there still be tiny droplets on the penis that would get on the underwear? My life won’t be complete until I know the answer to this!
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Yes, there would be a miniscule amount left, but it’s not anywhere near a problematic amount
At urinals, this isn’t an option. There’s no paper ro wipe with.
Some of us will dab with a bit of TP.
Wiping the end of a just used straw doesn’t stop it from dripping.
Cause there’s another drop coming out anyway
We leave piss everywhere to show dominance
My ex used toilet paper all the time to keep it from happening, he thought it was unhygienic if there was this “drip” left over
We shake
This isn’t nearly the problem you think it is 95% of the time the amount of pee pee left is so minuscule it’s completely unnoticeable. You do gotta give it a little shake or two though.
I say 95% of the time because I’ve had incidents where I felt done peeing, shook em, put my junk back in my pants and then out of nowhere pee a little more. Its never enough to feel like I pee’d my pants but it’s been enough to where I have to pull my shirt down because there’s like a small little noticeable amount of pee that seeped through my jeans.
No idea why that happens
I do. Push the taint like a button at the end to force out the last couple drops then give’er the old toilet paper dab.
Because we are men!!!! I am so much a man that I poop standing up.
Because there’s always another drop further up. The outside air-dries immediately, that’s not the problem.
It’d be like drying the inside of a drinking-straw only by wiping the very end; it doesn’t really work.
The best we can do is shake out the main liquid and let the rest settle over time.
Cause that’s what the bathroom floor is for.
That’s what underwear is for; to absorb our herbs and juices
I do lol
I almost always wipe.
Underwear? You mean piss catchers?
I do when available. So always outside urinals. I don’t know if anyone taught me this, just seemed obvious.
The location of a womans urinary meatus (the hole pee comes out of) causes small amounts to collect around the exit of the urethra in and on the labia minora. Our urinary meatus has no flaps of skin for the urine to get caught on, so our only concern is the amount remaining inside the uretha once our detrusor muscle (the muscle that pushes urine out of the bladder and through the urethra) has stopped contracting. Which is why we shake.
This may have been a bit more overdetailed than you wanted (sorry if it is, I’ve a bit of the tism and just started typing), but I hope it still answers the question.
No matter how much you shake and you dance. The last drop always lands in your pants.
Because its a fine hole thats at the nost exterior tip of our bodies. Your pee doesn’t touch, rub, run or get obstructed by any part of your body on its way out. It goes from inside of you directly into the toilet bowl. So really there should be nothing to whipe so long as you practice a proper shake.
Now washing your hands is a different story.
I was always told if you shake it more than twice your playing with it 😂
Bcuz we wipe it with the inside of our boxers duh
I dab it with tp if available.
I slap mine like a bass
wait, what ?
For as long as I can remember, I have always wiped after peeing, I thought this was normal ?
Unless I’m force to use a urinal, I’ll always choose a stall. And I use TP to wring that dick out every time. It’s honestly insane to be that some people just shake piss all around then stick it back in your pants
Shake baby, shake.
You shake and squeeze, if ya wanna.
Let him know that if he shakes it three times, he’s playing with it
No matter if you wipe or how you dance, the last 3 drops ends up in your pants.
At least that’s what my 7th grade P.E. teacher taught us. He was creepy but not incorrect.
Squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste. Or am I the only one who does this?
My bf does. I’m a germaphobe and it’s amazing. I’m extremely thankful that he is so clean and practices such good hygiene
I hold my junk and just firmly grasp my balls like a teat and just start milking the pee out by tugging the balls gently downward. You can usually get a few extra drops out. If not just pull hard, really fast one time. It’ll get it out.
We blow dry it
Who says they don’t?
Why don’t women write their name while peeing outside in the snow?
Now that is the question!🤔
Wax on wax off with the side of the urnal
the unspoken truth is that we men have windshield wipers on our shwanstuckah
You mean some men. Not all of us are savages.
Some do, though
Wait till he gets older lol.
I do
No matter how much you shake and dance…
The last few drops always land on yo pants…
When I’m at home, I’ll even run some water over my hand or piece of toilet paper to wipe, and clean myself. I learned years ago, keeping myself clean increased the chances of my wife happily touching me.
Look man, the older we get, the greater the amount that we accidentally piss ourselves gets anyways, it is what it is.
You try to pee in the cold with several layers on, including a thermal base that doesn’t have a fly, for some god awful reason. You feel like you’re all done, but once that dick gets back in the cozy warmth of its home, it feels comfortable enough to let the last little bit just fall right out.
🙋♂️I wipe. Just like 1 square. Exactly so it doesn’t get on my underwear. I’m extra hygienic tho, especially for a guy.
There is no TP at urinals.
If I’m in a place where I can use TP, I wipe after peeing.
I sit down and wipe at home. Never know when the wife wants to get frisky and play with my ding-a-ling.
I do
Weird to read this while standing at a urinal.
Unless she is sucking while I piss, I do wipe…
I milk my penis for every last drop and then take a shower
Shake it. Shake it. Shake shake. Shake it.
I do
Now shake their hands
Taint push
I’d say I do the helicopter to dry it off but it’s more like toggling a light switch.
I do cuz I still have some foreskin and things get irritated if I don’t!
Do you wipe the piss from all over your ass each time you take a piss? Just wipe and forget about the spray and pull up your underwear and let your underwear absorb it?
I’ve always wondered this too! I have a young son in a female household and he uses toilet paper to wipe his doodle. I asked my partner this question of this post, and he said shake it off, but some drops are always left 🤢 ends up going on the underwear ew
I do.. always have
Generally speaking men tend to shy away from touching even their own penises as little as possible…
There’s a universal rule that, no matter what, there’s always another drop. The only thing we can do is hope that we minimize the drops in the underwear and then wash them regularly.
We wring the piss out
Sometimes we do or at least I do when shaking it isn’t working
It’s unavoidable because we’re also told that if we shake it more than twice, we’re playing with it. It really leaves us in a pickle.
I always whip with a little bit of TP. Wanna know why? My wife is a LOT more willing for an “any time” BJ because I do.
We prefer trouser tracks. ….
Mine do 🤷🏻♀️
I doooo💀😭 I feel like it’s important to do not gonna lie
It’s completely unsanitary to let it drip in your underwear. I just avoid that problem by wiping it off on my shirt.
I tried but the guy next to me didn’t like it that I used his pants to do it.
Bitch, you don’t know know meee
More like why don’t they wash their hands? 😭
I do, when I can.
Typically you can just give it a shake and that works 90% of the time.
You mean to tell me I’m not supposed to helicopter the meat rocket launching piss in beautiful spiral all over the walls floor and ceiling?
I wash up at the sink
I always gotta squeeze a fart out when I’m done. I think in doing that, there’s usually nothing left on the tip
That’s why you do laundry. Jfc.
some of us do
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
I do,,,?
Wipe with what? I should go walking around the public bathroom with my stuff hanging out looking for some paper? Oh, I know, on my way in I can piss myself standing in line for a stall where I can get some paper. Or maybe I just start carrying a big wad of paper in my pocket everywhere I go.
I drip till there’s no more left. ofc maybe a couple drips on my boxers occasionally, but I change them and shower daily. it’s really not that deep
For me, because I wasn’t raised knowing I was supposed to, so it’s so engrained not to. If I remember then I do it, but I just forget sometimes. I do give a good taint poke though which seems to push out a good bit of leftovers though
When you turn on the faucet, and turn it off, do you wipe the tip of it?
I do.
I do. I squeeze it out like a toothpaste tube with a bit of TP to catch it.
When you press under your balls it suctions the last drops back in. Yes, really. The tube that carries it has a taint based reverse button thru vacuum pressure. Shaking isn’t actually required. I guess a lot of men don’t know about it? If you do it right there’s literally nothing to wipe. Shaking it off is actually nasty, you’re flinging it without much in the way of aim and probably watering your helmet at the same time.
Helicopter, helicopter!
Pro tip: press upwards on your taint and you’ll get any remaining pee out. No drops left.
It doesn’t matter because no matter what you do , another drop will come out as soon as you close it up
No thanks
No matter how much you shake, the last 2 drops will always land in your underwear!
Why should I?
I do
I give it a couple of dabs on the tp to try and get the last off. But it’s not the urine ON the penis that’s the issue, the the residual urine still IN the urethra.
No matter how much you shake or dab, when you start to walk away or sit down, sone will come out.
In public especially using a urinal I suffer. But at home or in a house with a private sink and toilet I wash off in the sink after each time. I have foreskin so I especially need to keep clean. Even more so if my gf was to go down there…
I do whenever I am at home. Shaking doesn’t seem to shake it well enough. I don’t want piss spots on my pants
That’s how we learn to dribble.
Ask for a golden shower
Why doesn’t a chicken have lips?
Why wipe? I’m just going pee again.
Who’s to say we don’t? That’s what q tips are for
I use the convenience of the hole that is in the side wall of the stalls. But never heard of the brand glory. They use the technology of suction. But they must spread the urine to the shaft cause it ends up wet there instead the tip.
That’s what underwear is for.
for wut
We whip it.
Religiously we have to clean with clean water and we do, at least most of the people from my community do clean themselves.
Surprise surprise. I’m a guy and always do this. Ill sit down just do wipe. Don’t want surprise pee drops. And if there’s some surprise oral I’m cleaner and don’t taste like pee lol.
The reason you don’t flush paper towels down the toilet is because toilet paper breaks down easily when wet vs other cleaning paper.
Try daping some on a small spill on a counter top & keeping it intage to the wave on a toilet.
Will be tricky.
So wiping a drop or 2 off of my dick under the foreskin will pull a little bit of paper of and just get stuck to my penis and just need more paper to re attempt it till it’s dry enough to scrape off.