Why don’t men wipe after taking a piss?

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My boyfriend says he shakes it off, but wouldn’t there still be tiny droplets on the penis that would get on the underwear? My life won’t be complete until I know the answer to this!

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  1. Slambodog Avatar

    Yes, there would be a miniscule amount left, but it’s not anywhere near a problematic amount

  2. screenaholic Avatar

    At urinals, this isn’t an option. There’s no paper ro wipe with.

  3. Nondescript_585_Guy Avatar

    Some of us will dab with a bit of TP.

  4. geak78 Avatar

    Wiping the end of a just used straw doesn’t stop it from dripping.

  5. BobDylan1904 Avatar

    Cause there’s another drop coming out anyway

  6. Dangerous-Attempt-7 Avatar

    We leave piss everywhere to show dominance

  7. BubblyStrike4081 Avatar

    My ex used toilet paper all the time to keep it from happening, he thought it was unhygienic if there was this “drip” left over

  8. AskMeAboutTimOrDie Avatar

    This isn’t nearly the problem you think it is 95% of the time the amount of pee pee left is so minuscule it’s completely unnoticeable. You do gotta give it a little shake or two though.

    I say 95% of the time because I’ve had incidents where I felt done peeing, shook em, put my junk back in my pants and then out of nowhere pee a little more. Its never enough to feel like I pee’d my pants but it’s been enough to where I have to pull my shirt down because there’s like a small little noticeable amount of pee that seeped through my jeans.

    No idea why that happens

  9. SyrupStandard Avatar

    I do. Push the taint like a button at the end to force out the last couple drops then give’er the old toilet paper dab.

  10. Jealous_Coffee Avatar

    Because we are men!!!! I am so much a man that I poop standing up.

  11. Mythamuel Avatar

    Because there’s always another drop further up. The outside air-dries immediately, that’s not the problem.

    It’d be like drying the inside of a drinking-straw only by wiping the very end; it doesn’t really work.

    The best we can do is shake out the main liquid and let the rest settle over time. 

  12. PoopTransplant Avatar

    Cause that’s what the bathroom floor is for. 

  13. revtim Avatar

    That’s what underwear is for; to absorb our herbs and juices

  14. OolongGeer Avatar

    I almost always wipe.

  15. dub-fresh Avatar

    Underwear? You mean piss catchers? 

  16. mael0004 Avatar

    I do when available. So always outside urinals. I don’t know if anyone taught me this, just seemed obvious.

  17. Strickout Avatar

    The location of a womans urinary meatus (the hole pee comes out of) causes small amounts to collect around the exit of the urethra in and on the labia minora. Our urinary meatus has no flaps of skin for the urine to get caught on, so our only concern is the amount remaining inside the uretha once our detrusor muscle (the muscle that pushes urine out of the bladder and through the urethra) has stopped contracting. Which is why we shake.

    This may have been a bit more overdetailed than you wanted (sorry if it is, I’ve a bit of the tism and just started typing), but I hope it still answers the question.

  18. Admirable-Garage5326 Avatar

    No matter how much you shake and you dance. The last drop always lands in your pants.

  19. nazrmo78 Avatar

    Because its a fine hole thats at the nost exterior tip of our bodies. Your pee doesn’t touch, rub, run or get obstructed by any part of your body on its way out. It goes from inside of you directly into the toilet bowl. So really there should be nothing to whipe so long as you practice a proper shake.

    Now washing your hands is a different story.

  20. Chaos92muffin Avatar

    I was always told if you shake it more than twice your playing with it 😂

  21. Electronic_Stop_9493 Avatar

    Bcuz we wipe it with the inside of our boxers duh

  22. mrzurkonandfriends Avatar

    I dab it with tp if available.

  23. stevemw Avatar

    I slap mine like a bass

  24. Curious_Peter Avatar

    wait, what ?
    For as long as I can remember, I have always wiped after peeing, I thought this was normal ?

  25. Kaizen2468 Avatar

    Unless I’m force to use a urinal, I’ll always choose a stall. And I use TP to wring that dick out every time. It’s honestly insane to be that some people just shake piss all around then stick it back in your pants

  26. Xr8e Avatar

    Shake baby, shake.

  27. crayraybae Avatar

    You shake and squeeze, if ya wanna.

  28. yankeephil86 Avatar

    Let him know that if he shakes it three times, he’s playing with it

  29. KingOfTheFraggles Avatar

    No matter if you wipe or how you dance, the last 3 drops ends up in your pants.

    At least that’s what my 7th grade P.E. teacher taught us. He was creepy but not incorrect.

  30. 664neighborothebeast Avatar

    Squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste. Or am I the only one who does this?

  31. GirlsGirlLady Avatar

    My bf does. I’m a germaphobe and it’s amazing. I’m extremely thankful that he is so clean and practices such good hygiene

  32. mark503 Avatar

    I hold my junk and just firmly grasp my balls like a teat and just start milking the pee out by tugging the balls gently downward. You can usually get a few extra drops out. If not just pull hard, really fast one time. It’ll get it out.

  33. bigalcapone22 Avatar

    Who says they don’t?

    Why don’t women write their name while peeing outside in the snow?
    Now that is the question!🤔

  34. TheGodlyGoose01 Avatar

    Wax on wax off with the side of the urnal

  35. Ok-Drink-1328 Avatar

    the unspoken truth is that we men have windshield wipers on our shwanstuckah

  36. Mod-Quad Avatar

    You mean some men. Not all of us are savages.

  37. hillsb1 Avatar

    Some do, though

  38. JediEurb Avatar

    Wait till he gets older lol.

  39. catmanrgv956 Avatar

    No matter how much you shake and dance…
    The last few drops always land on yo pants…

  40. RightContribution2 Avatar

    When I’m at home, I’ll even run some water over my hand or piece of toilet paper to wipe, and clean myself. I learned years ago, keeping myself clean increased the chances of my wife happily touching me.

  41. unstable_starperson Avatar

    Look man, the older we get, the greater the amount that we accidentally piss ourselves gets anyways, it is what it is.

    You try to pee in the cold with several layers on, including a thermal base that doesn’t have a fly, for some god awful reason. You feel like you’re all done, but once that dick gets back in the cozy warmth of its home, it feels comfortable enough to let the last little bit just fall right out.

  42. Initial-Ad8009 Avatar

    🙋‍♂️I wipe. Just like 1 square. Exactly so it doesn’t get on my underwear. I’m extra hygienic tho, especially for a guy.

  43. GByteKnight Avatar

    There is no TP at urinals.

    If I’m in a place where I can use TP, I wipe after peeing.

  44. Colmado_Bacano Avatar

    I sit down and wipe at home. Never know when the wife wants to get frisky and play with my ding-a-ling.

  45. Ungluedmoose Avatar

    Weird to read this while standing at a urinal.

  46. Conscious-Farmer9424 Avatar

    Unless she is sucking while I piss, I do wipe…

  47. fatdogwhobarketh Avatar

    I milk my penis for every last drop and then take a shower

  48. Friendly_Branch_3828 Avatar

    Shake it. Shake it. Shake shake. Shake it.

  49. PlateOpinion3179 Avatar

    Now shake their hands

  50. CosmikSpartan Avatar

    I’d say I do the helicopter to dry it off but it’s more like toggling a light switch.

  51. trashtiernoreally Avatar

    I do cuz I still have some foreskin and things get irritated if I don’t!

  52. Autocratic_Barge Avatar

    Do you wipe the piss from all over your ass each time you take a piss? Just wipe and forget about the spray and pull up your underwear and let your underwear absorb it?

  53. Bunnycreaturebee Avatar

    I’ve always wondered this too! I have a young son in a female household and he uses toilet paper to wipe his doodle. I asked my partner this question of this post, and he said shake it off, but some drops are always left 🤢 ends up going on the underwear ew

  54. Bald_Harry Avatar

    I do.. always have

  55. opusrif Avatar

    Generally speaking men tend to shy away from touching even their own penises as little as possible…

  56. keenedge422 Avatar

    There’s a universal rule that, no matter what, there’s always another drop. The only thing we can do is hope that we minimize the drops in the underwear and then wash them regularly.

  57. Late_Difficulty_5074 Avatar

    We wring the piss out

  58. Mrspectacula Avatar

    Sometimes we do or at least I do when shaking it isn’t working

  59. TomCollins1111 Avatar

    It’s unavoidable because we’re also told that if we shake it more than twice, we’re playing with it. It really leaves us in a pickle.

  60. Hypnox88 Avatar

    I always whip with a little bit of TP. Wanna know why? My wife is a LOT more willing for an “any time” BJ because I do.

  61. dj_swearengen Avatar

    We prefer trouser tracks. ….

  62. turkeypooo Avatar

    Mine do 🤷🏻‍♀️

  63. Puzzleheaded-Sky-884 Avatar

    I doooo💀😭 I feel like it’s important to do not gonna lie

  64. MailPrivileged Avatar

    It’s completely unsanitary to let it drip in your underwear. I just avoid that problem by wiping it off on my shirt.

  65. Disastrous_Night_80 Avatar

    I tried but the guy next to me didn’t like it that I used his pants to do it.

  66. Rogerdodgerbilly Avatar

    Bitch, you don’t know know meee

  67. wannabe_wonder_woman Avatar

    More like why don’t they wash their hands? 😭

  68. dj11211 Avatar

    I do, when I can.

  69. apost8n8 Avatar

    Typically you can just give it a shake and that works 90% of the time.

  70. thaynesmain Avatar

    You mean to tell me I’m not supposed to helicopter the meat rocket launching piss in beautiful spiral all over the walls floor and ceiling?

  71. EnvironmentalPack451 Avatar

    I wash up at the sink

  72. jessehopp Avatar

    I always gotta squeeze a fart out when I’m done. I think in doing that, there’s usually nothing left on the tip

  73. FranksWateeBowl Avatar

    That’s why you do laundry. Jfc.

  74. DaddyDizz_ Avatar

    No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.

  75. Ok_Orchid1004 Avatar

    Wipe with what? I should go walking around the public bathroom with my stuff hanging out looking for some paper? Oh, I know, on my way in I can piss myself standing in line for a stall where I can get some paper. Or maybe I just start carrying a big wad of paper in my pocket everywhere I go.

  76. Benji5811 Avatar

    I drip till there’s no more left. ofc maybe a couple drips on my boxers occasionally, but I change them and shower daily. it’s really not that deep

  77. TheeVande Avatar

    For me, because I wasn’t raised knowing I was supposed to, so it’s so engrained not to. If I remember then I do it, but I just forget sometimes. I do give a good taint poke though which seems to push out a good bit of leftovers though

  78. MonsterMashGraveyard Avatar

    When you turn on the faucet, and turn it off, do you wipe the tip of it?

  79. Curiouso_Giorgio Avatar

    I do. I squeeze it out like a toothpaste tube with a bit of TP to catch it.

  80. Im_eating_that Avatar

    When you press under your balls it suctions the last drops back in. Yes, really. The tube that carries it has a taint based reverse button thru vacuum pressure. Shaking isn’t actually required. I guess a lot of men don’t know about it? If you do it right there’s literally nothing to wipe. Shaking it off is actually nasty, you’re flinging it without much in the way of aim and probably watering your helmet at the same time.

  81. ursasmaller Avatar

    Helicopter, helicopter!

  82. Amidity Avatar

    Pro tip: press upwards on your taint and you’ll get any remaining pee out. No drops left.

  83. Ultimate_Sneezer Avatar

    It doesn’t matter because no matter what you do , another drop will come out as soon as you close it up

  84. FederalSpecialist415 Avatar

    No matter how much you shake, the last 2 drops will always land in your underwear!

  85. ACDrinnan Avatar

    I give it a couple of dabs on the tp to try and get the last off. But it’s not the urine ON the penis that’s the issue, the the residual urine still IN the urethra.

    No matter how much you shake or dab, when you start to walk away or sit down, sone will come out.

  86. RevolutionaryToe97 Avatar

    In public especially using a urinal I suffer. But at home or in a house with a private sink and toilet I wash off in the sink after each time. I have foreskin so I especially need to keep clean. Even more so if my gf was to go down there…

  87. Ta-veren- Avatar

    I do whenever I am at home. Shaking doesn’t seem to shake it well enough. I don’t want piss spots on my pants

  88. Spinalstreamer407 Avatar

    That’s how we learn to dribble.

  89. No-Description-5922 Avatar

    Ask for a golden shower

  90. Spinalstreamer407 Avatar

    Why doesn’t a chicken have lips?

  91. steeljericho Avatar

    Why wipe? I’m just going pee again.

  92. iircirc Avatar

    Who’s to say we don’t? That’s what q tips are for

  93. Far_Bus_2360 Avatar

    I use the convenience of the hole that is in the side wall of the stalls. But never heard of the brand glory. They use the technology of suction. But they must spread the urine to the shaft cause it ends up wet there instead the tip.

  94. gordonf23 Avatar

    That’s what underwear is for.

  95. yourcodingguy Avatar

    Religiously we have to clean with clean water and we do, at least most of the people from my community do clean themselves.

  96. Svenflex42 Avatar

    Surprise surprise. I’m a guy and always do this. Ill sit down just do wipe. Don’t want surprise pee drops. And if there’s some surprise oral I’m cleaner and don’t taste like pee lol.

  97. douganater Avatar

    The reason you don’t flush paper towels down the toilet is because toilet paper breaks down easily when wet vs other cleaning paper.

    Try daping some on a small spill on a counter top & keeping it intage to the wave on a toilet.

    Will be tricky.

    So wiping a drop or 2 off of my dick under the foreskin will pull a little bit of paper of and just get stuck to my penis and just need more paper to re attempt it till it’s dry enough to scrape off.