Why haven’t I unlocked new memories from the goat brain?

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A month or so ago, I ate మేక మెదడు వేపుడు(goat brain fry) and it was really nice.

One thing that disturbed me though was that I hadn’t unlocked new memories from eating it.

I expected to gain memories of eating grass on a field and bleating. But, nope, my memory was the exact same.

Comments

  1. Idk-what-name-to-use Avatar

    What the fuck is this post

  2. Unfortunatelyy Avatar
  3. the44thvo1d Avatar

    I don’t think that’s how it works…

  4. oldcumsock_ Avatar
  5. Cute-Way3034 Avatar

    Bruh what are u talking about

  6. oldcumsock_ Avatar

    ah ur from ontario cali- no wonder..

  7. BooPointsIPunch Avatar

    Well, no, that’s fairy tales. You are, however, turning into a goat (with your own memories) now.

    Perfect ethical source of protein for Ghosht Vindaloo.

  8. BallisticThundr Avatar

    Why would consuming a brain give you memories? Just logically, why would you think it works that way? The brain went into your stomach and you digested it. The end.

  9. Fatal_Foxtrot Avatar

    Well, this post is definitely going in the "lmao wtf" folder.

  10. Isdaddict Avatar

    you have unlocked them. you just havent experienced it yet. go eat grass.

  11. Mahxiac Avatar

    The human digestive system is too complex for that to work. It works with flatworms and possibly goldfish but not mammals.

  12. 5pagh3tti0s Avatar

    it’s because the memories were destroyed when you cooked the brains you need to eat it raw

  13. 5pagh3tti0s Avatar

    this is one of my favorite posts ever

  14. reservedflute Avatar

    I can’t tell if this is serious or not 😭

  15. Mahxiac Avatar

    I think OP read something about this experiment where flatworms were trained to react to light and then fed to other flat worm and the flatworms that ate trained flatworms learned the trick faster.

  16. xonesss Avatar

    Go back to r/psychosis