Why is it acceptable to leave the responsibility of opening the toilet seat to men instead of women needing to close the toilet seat?

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Why is it acceptable to leave the responsibility of opening the toilet seat to men instead of women needing to close the toilet seat?

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  1. nazerall Avatar

    Pick your battles…

  2. SewerSlidalThot Avatar

    Because women can die due to our negligence. Haven’t you seen South Park?

  3. dadToTheBone37 Avatar

    Everybody needs to sit from time to time. Only men need to stand.

  4. mattchewy43 Avatar

    Ideally its best to close the lid before you flush.

  5. Mobius_Inverto Avatar

    Idk first world problems

  6. omegaterra Avatar

    Everyone should just put the seat and lid down for flushing. Less particles blasted into the air (and on your toothbrush)

  7. Bandit6789 Avatar

    I just go with put the lid down. We either all have to make adjustments or none of us. Equality!

    Plus who wants the lid open all the time anyway. If you’re cutting it so close you don’t have time you’re doing something wrong

  8. Baggabones88 Avatar

    Just put the seat and lid down when you’re done. Now everyone has to touch the toilet seat.

  9. naked_avenger Avatar

    The seat and top should always go down after use. Regardless of gender, whoever leaves it up is gross.

  10. ToughShaper Avatar

    If anyone here has ever sailed, they have quickly learned that sitting down is in fact the best way for me to go #1.

    It’s far more sanitary.

  11. daymanahhhahhhhhh Avatar

    Just close the toilet bowl lid

  12. TheyHungre Avatar

    Neither party needs to stand, and only the standing party is going to make a mess (barring force majeur). It is the onus of the party doing the optional, potentially messy thing to take responsibility for the toilet seat

  13. Troubled_Rat Avatar

    everyone is looking to shifting blame, crucify crucify

  14. No-Rice-8689 Avatar

    Bc women said so! That’s the truth and it’s dumb.

  15. Gimbu Avatar

    You open the toilet to use it. You close a toilet to flush.

    Even if that wasn’t true… why are some guys offended at the “labor” of it? How lazy when that has to be a point of contention?

  16. drdildamesh Avatar

    My wife says it’s because when she gets up to pee in the night she doesn’t want to turn the light on and she is navigating by memory but she assumes the seat is how she left it so she falls in if i leave the seat up.

  17. zipcodekidd Avatar

    It’s easier to criticize someone rather to look in the mirror to criticize yourself. It’s also a used to make yourself feel better or be morally better than the one being criticized. It’s all about power and control. Human nature is just that human nature.

  18. GoodWaste8222 Avatar

    Everyone should close both the lid and the seat. Don’t be nasty

  19. 6twoRaptor Avatar

    My high school health teacher told my class that in order to avoid that fight with his wife he just puts down the cover so she has to lift one too. I’ve followed that advice like gospel. 

  20. SmilingMisanthrope Avatar

    Take it from a stubborn motherfucker: this is an argument that you can’t win. Probably the #1 source of contentious arguments in the 1st world.

    Let the girlie have toilet bowl win. It’s a weak hill to die on.

  21. bdrwr Avatar

    If the seat is left up, someone who sits could fall in. They take the risk from your negligence. Yeah, they should check first, but it’s still your action which causes negative consequences for someone else, and you should own that responsibility. You don’t drop ketchup packets on the ground and then say “well they should watch where they step if they don’t want ketchup to squirt on them.”

  22. charm59801 Avatar

    Because you forgetting to put it up means you may accidentally pee on the seat, women forgetting to put it down means our whole ass accidentally goes into the toilet as we try to sit to pee. One is a minor inconvenience the other is fucking disgusting

  23. generic-username45 Avatar

    It’s not arbor responsibility. Closing the lid before you flush should always be the norm.

  24. shinn497 Avatar

    And when you l3ave the toilet , you put the lid back down

    Women in tribe go to war over this.

    Many deaths

  25. KYRawDawg Avatar

    I don’t know, my husband and I, a gay couple, always close the seat because I don’t like the dog trying to drink out of the toilet.

  26. Effective_Name_3025 Avatar

    Just everyone sit down for business and close the lid after you’re done, always.

  27. DinkandDrunk Avatar

    We are the only ones who need to raise the seat at all. My opinion, it makes sense to put it back how you found it. Also having the seat down is practical. It reduces the risk of a potential fall in situation if you’re in the midst of a photo finish and rushing in to sit.

  28. Mr_Ashhole Avatar

    I put the lid down. End of story. Why do we need piss and shit particles flying out of the toilet?

  29. GoldenUther29062019 Avatar

    You ever fallen in the toilet trying to sit on it to shit in the dark?

  30. green-flavored-pizza Avatar

    Because my dogs will drink out of the toilet if I don’t shut it so I’m just shutting it anyway

  31. trumplehumple Avatar

    because some of them are not able to manage that kind of responsibility

  32. AssPlay69420 Avatar

    Both of you have to shit and she pisses sitting.

    So only 25% of the possibilities are you standing.

  33. Low_Control_623 Avatar

    Men use the toilet in both positions, women don’t. Just put the damn seat back down.

  34. jumpingfox99 Avatar

    Lid down when you flush or you get particles everywhere

  35. damnyoutuesday Avatar

    Everybody should close the lid before they flush. End of discussion

  36. workingMan9to5 Avatar

    Everyone sits. Only men stand, and they don’t stand everytime. Thus, it is the least inconvenience to all involved, including the men, if they put it down after use.

    But also, close the lid on your toilet, whoever you are. Leaving it open is both gross and asking for something to end up in there accidentally. 

  37. RightToTheThighs Avatar

    Everyone should close the lid when finished and flush with the lid closed.

  38. mainlybrowsing25 Avatar

    Because women have the keen ability to bitch, moan, and complain more than men. So we just do as we’re told to avoid it.

  39. austxgal Avatar

    Because they lifted it?

  40. BluE_KnighT_x Avatar

    Everyone sits on the toilet at some point. Most people sit on it at least once a day.

  41. ShakeWeightMyDick Avatar

    If not in use, the lid should be closed. I don’t care what your sex or gender is, shut the damn toilet when you’re done with it.

  42. Lasagna_Tho Avatar

    Because double standards. /thread

  43. iloveFjords Avatar

    I kind of prefer the seat being up and out of the way for public toilets where people don’t even bother to raise it and just piss on the seat.

  44. seneeb Avatar

    It is the responsibility of the person about to use a tool to verify that the tool is in the proper condition to be used before using, regardless of gender.

  45. fullmetalasian Avatar

    My wife and I would argue about this when we were first living together. She maintained that seat down lid up was the “neutral” position. I argued that it wasn’t neutral if it benefited one person over the other and that neutral position should be toilet seat down lid down was neutral as we’d both have to lift up the lid or seat. She did not see it that way. I was pretty adamant though. Anyways I started leaving it seat down lid up. Eventually I just started sitting while peeing. It eliminated 2 complaints of hers. Having the seat down lid up and splashback when I peed. It would hut the underside of the toilet seat or sometimes be on the toilet seat and I wouldn’t always notice.

  46. Love-and-literature3 Avatar

    Because the one who creates the problem should be the one to resolve the problem.

  47. gdubh Avatar

    Close both lids, dude.

  48. matchamamma Avatar

    It should be everyone’s responsibility to close the lid. You leave that shit open? Have you seen the studies that have been done on how far a toilet spreads aerated particles when you flush it??

  49. think08 Avatar

    Dude you don’t know?: bc it’s always something!

  50. n_e_c_k_d-e-e-p777 Avatar

    Why would you not take responsibility for putting it up?

  51. IBJON Avatar

    Why does this read like something you’re arguing with your SO or other women in your household about? It seems like you’re just looking for validation for your own poor behavior. 

  52. iLoveAllTacos Avatar

    I started leaving the seat down and just peeing through it. She stopped complaining about me leaving the seat up. She’s just happy she doesn’t sit down on a wet seat now.

  53. NotTobyFromHR Avatar

    It’s not, this is another stupid trope.

    I’ve never been in any reasonable relationship, where this was really a certain contention or issue.

    Putting the seat down and closing the lid are really not that big of a thing

  54. ThatsATallGlassOfNo Avatar

    Put the whole thing down. 

    Don’t have a risk of a cat ending up in the toilet. 

  55. CrustyT-shirt Avatar

    I don’t understand what the problem is anyway. As long as you don’t leave piss everywhere on the toilet seat up or down there should be no problem. I’ve never had this complaint personally in my entire life.

  56. Yankee831 Avatar

    I always joke with my wife you need it down I need it up! But realistically we both need it down sometimes and only 1/4 of our bodily functions there need it up. I’ve definitely fell into the toilet myself and that was all my fault lol.

  57. pfcgos Avatar

    I’ve heard the argument that, since both men and women use it down, but only men use it up, men should just put it down after they use it.

    Personally, I think it should be down when not in use regardless of who used it, but that’s at least partly because I have a dog, and keeping the lid down means the dog doesn’t drink out of the toilet. Realistically, people should have the sense to verify the state of the toilet seat any time they use it, but I know it tends to be one of those things we do mindlessly, especially since we all go around with our phones in our faces so often.

  58. EstrangedStrayed Avatar

    Simple

    It was down when walked in, it’ll be down when I leave

  59. tLM-tRRS-atBHB Avatar

    Because I don’t want shite particles all over the toothbrushes.
    Close the dang lid

  60. RusticSurgery Avatar

    Because of the consequences. A man peeing with the seat down has consequences but that can be cleaned up easily. A woman sitting on a toilet with the seat up has greater consequences. Sure. Maybe the woman should look, but the consequences are large.

    I don’t store my skateboard on the steps. Sure, a person coming down the steps should look where they step but I don’t think they should pay for that mistake with a fall down the steps so I don’t store my skateboard on the steps.

  61. Obvious_Economy_3726 Avatar

    As a woman who grew up in a house full of boys, I never saw the big deal of the seat being left up because I was just grateful they put it up at all!!!!

  62. Wardogs96 Avatar

    I say fuck it and just close the lid. It’s more hygienic

    It also forces everyone to lift something if you’re a lil petty like me lol.

  63. principium_est Avatar

    Idk about you but in my house the TOILET LID STAYS FUCKING CLOSED DUDE.

  64. RepresentativeDog141 Avatar

    Yeah, I close the lid on principal. If I have to put the seat up, then you need to put in the work, too. Equality!

  65. CantaloupeDouble4079 Avatar

    I’ve never met a woman in real life who cares. If I can look before I piss, so can she. It’s literally never come up.

  66. Klinky1984 Avatar

    Look before you pee, look before you sit. I generally leave the lid closed.

  67. Inevitable-Ninja-539 Avatar

    Both the seat and lid should be down every time.

  68. AGoodFaceForRadio Avatar

    Because she needs something to complain about.

  69. Lartemplar Avatar

    Why are we calling it open or closed and not up or down

  70. LittleRedRidingBro Avatar

    I was always told to close the toilet lid before flushing. Sometimes my toilets splash a few drops of water that hit the underside of the lid when closed so I couldn’t imagine the amount of particles that get blown around when you flush with the lid up.

  71. jpsreddit85 Avatar

    Unless you also shit standing up, the odds are in favor of just closing the lid. 

  72. JellicoAlpha_3_1 Avatar

    If you don’t look before you sit down on a toilet then you deserve to fall in

    Women just complain and most men take the path of least resistance because it’s not a hill worth dying on

  73. TiddybraXton333 Avatar

    I figure you are In control of the damn seat. If you need to use it, move the damn seat yourself. I remeber my mom woke me up at 2 am one time because she decided to go to the bathroom and sit down and fell into the toilet. Of course, it wasn’t her fault, it was mine and I got an ear beating at 2 am because I lifted to toilet seat to take anpiss beofre bed. What kind of logic is that? Blame someone for your own mistakes or shortcomings

  74. getmoose Avatar

    Everyone should close the toilet seat. Period.

  75. crispydukes Avatar

    3/4 of activities are seat-down. It’s just math, bruh

  76. blergargh Avatar

    Why tf wouldn’t you close the lid before flushing lmao

  77. TacoStrong Avatar

    I’m a man and I always put the seat down AND close the lid. I have a pet peeve about open toilet lids, afraid something will always fall in there.

  78. GTTrush Avatar

    I always put the seat down and close the lid when finished. In Feng Shui, closing the toilet lid is believed to prevent the loss of wealth. The bathroom is considered an area where water, a symbol of wealth, can drain away. An open toilet lid is seen as a symbol of that draining away, so keeping it closed helps to retain positive energy and wealth. 

  79. excaliber110 Avatar

    Seat down is a maybe inconvenience for dudes, seat up is always an inconvenience for women.

  80. DontTrustDolphins Avatar

    Look at it as a percentage of use cases instead of gender: 75% of use cases (F poop, F pee, M poop) require seat down, 25% of use cases (M pee) require seat up. From an operational efficiency standpoint it makes sense to leave it down.

  81. SunWarri0r Avatar

    Lid closed when not in use, always 🙂

  82. LordofDD93 Avatar

    Because the only time you need it up really is for a guy to pee, the rest of the time it’s going to need to be down, so call it common courtesy to the next person even if that’s just you.

  83. sammydeeznutz Avatar

    I sit on the toilet to pee when I’m at home. It’s much more sanitary and you don’t get any splash back outside of the toilet.

  84. chielbasa Avatar

    Because men has the privilege of standing while peeing. It’s the least we can do

  85. nikkioteque Avatar

    Men cover toilet seats in urine. It’s unfair to expect Women to touch piss covered toilet seats.

  86. hobbycollector Avatar

    In public unisex bathrooms, I leave the seat up as a courtesy to all guests who might follow. People pee on those otherwise. If there is a secondary lid, I close it instead.

  87. toolatealreadyfapped Avatar

    Addressing your question, rather than piling on the “close seat and lid” message:

    Because you have the option. Nothing compels, necessitates, or requires you, the penis-owning human, to lift the seat at all. You are free to sit for all of your toilet transactions. The main reason we don’t, outside of “ew yuck”, is because we don’t have to, and because sitting feels a bit sissy. But either way, it’s a choice.

    The woman has no such choice. Her anatomy dictates a sit, in all cases.

    So you walk up to the toilet. The seat is down. You can leave it, sit, do your business, and then leave it the way you found it. Or you can change the situation. Do you leave it the way you found it? Or do you walk away and let it be someone else’s problem?

    It’s more fair of a social contract if everyone agrees to leave the seat in a down position before leaving. Whether or not you lift it in between is a choice the man has, but the woman does not.

  88. IdiotSavantLite Avatar

    It’s not a matter of acceptable responsibility. It’s avoiding dealing with an irritate woman for a problem they will not accept responsibility for when they suffer the consequences of not paying attention…

  89. TheFemale72 Avatar

    Pardon me for interrupting gents: I am the only woman in my house (husband and two sons). I’ve accepted that the toilet seat placement is my responsibility.

  90. DeaddyRuxpin Avatar

    I have three sisters that made a huge issue growing up over putting down the seat when I was done. I felt the double standard was bullshit so I started closing the lid as well. Now they needed to lift to go just like I do.