You should get a bidet, they’re great. Even if you can’t swing one with warm water and just have to deal with cold water, still way better than no bidet!
First reason is that bidets are very nice and I highly recommend installing one. You’ll feel clean like never before (or you won’t – I don’t know, everyone’s different I guess).
Second, more subconscious reason: Redditors love feeling like they’re smarter than other people and they like being contrarians. Most redditors are Americans and bidets aren’t common there and are more or less objectively superior to the cleansing method used there so it’s a safe thing to obsess over for a redditor who wants to be right about something.
I agree, so many people on Reddit love to recommend that everyone buy a bidet. Perhaps it’s because I frequent a lot of money-saving subs, because bidet proponents claim that they save money.
Bidets are sometimes a necessity for people who are extremely overweight, and that might be the unspoken reason many Redditors seem to own them.
It’s the only way your anus can be clean after defecating. Either use a bidet, or have a quick shower. If you only use toilet paper, fecal matter remains on your skin, and the stink will carry over your underwear and your trousers, which is absolutely disgusting.
And also, toilet paper, in addition to not cleaning you, is very harsh on the skin around your anus. You can get anal fissures from it. I only ever use toilet paper to wipe my penis after urinating.
If you like walking around with shit stuck to you, that’s odd but fine.
Other people would rather wash their butts instead of scraping them off with weird paper. But you do you. Walk around all you like with a poopy, stinky, crusted butthole. The rest of us are perfectly fine.
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It isn’t.
Because some people like to be clean?
Where else would you discus them?
Reddit doesn’t shower regularly enough.
I never seen a single post about bidets until this one
Maybe you tend to look or comment on it and the algorithm is feeding those posts to you? Maybe you are the obsessed one
Because everyone should have one. I bought one during the pandemic when there was no toilet paper. Literally life changing.
I have not heard one mention of a bidet. Not even when I had both arms in casts and could not wipe my ass.
They’re nice
Use one, they are great.
It’s because the woke mob wants you to have great big phallic jets of water up your butt every single day
You should get a bidet, they’re great. Even if you can’t swing one with warm water and just have to deal with cold water, still way better than no bidet!
Why are you so opposed to them?
I think reddit is more obsessed with the poop knife.
because far too many of the world’s occupants smell like sh!t stained sweaty a$s crack, and toilet paper doesn’t cut it.
First reason is that bidets are very nice and I highly recommend installing one. You’ll feel clean like never before (or you won’t – I don’t know, everyone’s different I guess).
Second, more subconscious reason: Redditors love feeling like they’re smarter than other people and they like being contrarians. Most redditors are Americans and bidets aren’t common there and are more or less objectively superior to the cleansing method used there so it’s a safe thing to obsess over for a redditor who wants to be right about something.
Everyone on reddit is full of shit
Your asscrack is cleaner if you have a bidet.
It saves you money on toilet paper.
Usually bidet + one wipe and you’ll be done.
the bum gun is the bidet of the people.
I’m not obsessed with mine but it is a nice thing to have. Life is better with one than without.
I agree, so many people on Reddit love to recommend that everyone buy a bidet. Perhaps it’s because I frequent a lot of money-saving subs, because bidet proponents claim that they save money.
Bidets are sometimes a necessity for people who are extremely overweight, and that might be the unspoken reason many Redditors seem to own them.
They are wonderful
Prevents chafing and bleeding and pain.
It’s the only way your anus can be clean after defecating. Either use a bidet, or have a quick shower. If you only use toilet paper, fecal matter remains on your skin, and the stink will carry over your underwear and your trousers, which is absolutely disgusting.
And also, toilet paper, in addition to not cleaning you, is very harsh on the skin around your anus. You can get anal fissures from it. I only ever use toilet paper to wipe my penis after urinating.
because water on the bunghole means more tp for cornholio
We like clean asses.
They’re in the water closet.
After getting one, I now walk around imagining people with shit between their ass cheeks because they don’t have one.
Did someone say BIDET!?
The real question is, “Why is so much of the world obsessed with wasting money & trees on toilet paper when bidets are available?”
It’s the algorithm
You do know that Reddit is global, and not just American, don’t you?
That isn’t just a Reddit thing in particular, people who have bidets really like to talk a weird amount about how well it pressure washes their anus.
Because Reddit is full of self loathing Americans who will find any reason to talk shit about America.
Bidets are awesome though, I’ll never go back.
Because they are cure for wet sloppy ass.
Isn’t that the dude who caused this stock market crash?
I had to poop in public today without a bidet and it was awful. No squatty potty. No nothing. Like a savage.
If you like walking around with shit stuck to you, that’s odd but fine.
Other people would rather wash their butts instead of scraping them off with weird paper. But you do you. Walk around all you like with a poopy, stinky, crusted butthole. The rest of us are perfectly fine.
What about the sea shells
Big Gay Agenda™️ is trying to turn us oppressed straight white males gay by having clean b-holes.
Sometimes its nice to rehydrate afterwards.
OP has obvisouly never used a bidet
You’ve never used one of you need to ask lol
We aren’t.
Reddit has spoken.