I’m talking about the equivalent of dry dog food, those little brown pellets some of us feed our dogs. It’s supposed to have all the nutrition a dog needs.
Why doesn’t this exist for humans? Essentially a cheap food alternative that allows humans to survive a week on a $14 dollar bag of ‘human food’ (price is how much I pay at Aldi currently).
It seems like a good, hopefully temporary, way for someone who is extremely money strapped or impoverished to survive. I would even guess if properly made would make the impoverished class more healthy than their reliance on cheap processed foods.
This qualifies as a ‘too afraid to ask’ because I afraid to be seen as an elitist, however I would definitely consider eating something like this if it was available
Edit 1: key thing here that people are missing out on is the inexpensiveness of dog food. My dog can be fit and healthy and go on long hikes and runs on just this $14 bag of food
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I mean Nutraloaf is more or less exactly that
Cereal
Chipotle
There’s a brand called dawgfood that is like that but ridiculously expensive
not as cheap, but Soylent, kachava, huel are the closest thing that comes to mind. solent and huel have subreddits if you want more info.
Like Huel?
Meal shakes, bars, gels, and powders exist. Things like trail mix exist. My guess is that hard pellets would be difficult to eat and unpalatable.
I consume trail mix, Soylent, or Cliff bars when on the go without time to eat normally.
Shredded wheat has entered the chat.
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Bachelor chow.
There are equivalent whole nutrient foods for people, though they’re mostly shacks. A large reason thats dogs/cats have kibble is that hard abrasive foods (in moderation) are basically their natural equivalent to brushing their teeth. Eating rocks isn’t very good for human teeth.
Don’t give our corporate overlords any ideas…
Instant ramen
Trailmix or dry cereal
Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor!
Ensure
I mean as someone who has been homeless/broke before there’s technically nothing stopping you from just eating kibble. It’s like if Cap’n Crunch tasted like feet dipped in beef broth.
I hear kibble is edible/digestible for humans too…
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In hospitals they have a mixture that they feed to patients who cannot eat, and it covers all their nutritional needs. I don’t know much about it, I learned of it in a video made by someone who eats that way. Basically, it’s a liquid and it is fed directly into the bloodstream. This is called total parenteral nutrition.
There are similar mixtures made for people who cannot eat solid food but can still digest, and there’s of course nutritional shakes like Ensure and similar brands, which are for your average person who may have issues hitting target quantities of nutrients.
There is something called primate chow that is for monkeys, there was a writer who tried living on it, i think he made it 2 days because it tasted like cardboard
I always assumed some form of Pemmican would fit best for human kibble, but definitely doesn’t pass the “impoverished” measure.
Likely one of the biggest issues with beast vs human food is the massive mechanical and biological difference in how our digestive systems work. Just plain can’t pack everything our bodies need without it being an expensive culinary scientific process.
Have you heard of “Taco Bell”?
Technically in liquid form there’s Ensure and other medical grade products for nutrition 🤣 puréed foods are closest I can think to kibble?
Geeze, I thought Chickn in a Biscuits checked this box.
Because it doesn’t actually exist, even for dogs.
Despite claiming that kibble is all the nutrition needed, it truly is not and has a lot of filler ingredients that are actually bad for dogs in the long run.
I guess the human equivalent might be a protein smoothie? Humans have very little self control when it comes to the satisfaction drivers though so there’s no monetary value in creating a human-palletable kibble. Plus with the wide variety of food allergies in humans, it would be exceptionally difficult to create a one size fits all.
Meal prep is a close 2nd. Just make some rice and chicken with peas en masse for the week and you’ve essentially got a deconstructed human kibble.
My personal go-to though is eggs. Theyre affordable(ish) and very versatile, but largely nutritional even without anything else. A lot of people like beans for similar reasons.
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Soylent Green
Where is the Adult Monkey chow guy.
Soylent, you’re talking about Soylent. Unfortunately there are minimal options in both solid and liquid form.
Honestly Huel comes to mind…. They have savory “nutritionally complete” mixes that you add water to. It’s like oat meal but flavored. It’s not the best but honestly fills a void if you’re hungry and don’t have the energy to prep food.
I mean, I’m pretty sure there’s a precedent for people living extended periods eating only potatoes, so no kibble necessary (and it’s probably cheaper per pound than dog food anyway)
Breast milk.
What do you think cereal is?
protein cereal?
I just buy a 3lb tube of ground turkey a couple cans of beans + corn and some bell peppers.
Brown the turkey, add the beans, corn and chopped bell peppers.
You can use that as a base for all kinds of things. Eat it as is or add sauce. Make burrito bowls. Make some noodles and throw it on top. Put it in bread for a loose meat sandwich. Put it in tortillas for tacos/burritos. Pour it over some dorritos w/ some cheese for nachos.
Lidl had a “food in a bottle” thing. Dunno if it’s healthy but it does fill up my stomache if I need to hurry or don’t have patience for food.
Freeze dried stir fry mix
There is. It’s called cereal. General Mills and Post also make kibble. 😂
Economics aside, I would go for this for the simplicity of nutrition and convenience of preparation. I “eat to live” and don’t “live to eat.”
You have to eat. Hunger is annoying. Grab two cups of human chow and go back to doing something else you’d rather be doing than eating.
Tbf kibble isn’t really the best for dogs or cats either 🤷♀️
I basically live off oats with raisins, walnuts and powdered milk. That is my kibble. I’ll throw in protein shakes as well.
The closest thing I’ve found is Grape Nuts cereal.
Not an ad. Dawg Food are trying to do exactly this
We used to, it was called pemmican and it’s basically dried meat and fruit but it lasted a good while so it was a cheap survival sustenance.
Then we learned how to cook and pickle and otherwise preserve food, and now top ramen is cheaper than any “kibble” we could hope to manufacture.
Trail mix?
>Inexpensiveness of food
I mean, to be fair, dogs and humans have different demands when it comes to the food. You might as well ask why humans don’t have the equivalent of fish food.
Gym bro ground beef and rice is literally that. Also cereal
Beans,
and Rice with little bits of chicken in it
Rice & beans with a squeeze of lime
They make food for people with feeding tubes. The price would be lower but since those people don’t have a choice…
It also tastes incredibly bad. Like really bad, but it WILL NOT upset your stomach. It’s just not made to be tasted or eaten.
This was the pitch behind Soylent and other meal replacement stuff. It’s not as cheap but it is cheaper than a lot of healthy fast food, which is is substituting for. For a while there was a DIY community around making it at home sponsored by the company that made it. Some of the options got really, really cheap while being calculated as having decent nutritional completeness. That’s all pretty much gone now, though the recipes are still around.
It’s called cereal
It does: cereal
We just tend to put milk on it.
People haven’t been on the rice/beans/chicken diet and it shows
Breast milk
Dude they sell those end of the world emergency food rstions for your missile silo
Beans and rice
This just reminds me of that guy who was eating monkey chow or ape chow or whatever
Bachelor Chow….now, with flavor.
There is, it is called granola bars.
Like the buckets of Flaturin from Idiocracy?
I’ve ALWAYS wanted to know why we don’t have People Chow. I’m with you, let’s make this!!!
my first thought was chex mix
chex mix is definitely human kibble
monkey food greentext flashbacks
Some people eat food for Apes, like the ones they eat at the zoo. Lots of protein apparently.
Also horse food.
It’s called breakfast cereal.
As someone who sometimes struggles to eat and hates cooking I have had this thought many times. I just want nutrition without any hassle… Where’s my Soylent Green…. But without the people…
Isn’t it called chips?
Trailmix
Don’t they already have something like this with Soylent or like Caloriemate or whatever?