so i know everyone’s anatomy is different downstairs. but sometimes, NOT always, i will pee and half of the stream will migrate either to my thigh or my buttock. i asked my mom and sister if this happened to them and they just laughed nd said no. so i feel a little weird that im the only in the house that has this happen to them. please make me feel normal.
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As a father of 3 girls, I can tell you that it happens. I can’t tell you how many times I heard, Dad, I accidentally peed on myself. So you’re perfectly fine when some hits your thighs or goes to your butt crack.
yes, it is a common experience
Yeah, I do sometimes if my legs are together when I’m sitting on the toilet it will start funnelling along my thighs, and I sit there thinking wtf?
It definitely happens with my 3 yo. Thighs, butt, pants, floor, everywhere the moment she’s not sitting perfectly square on the toilet XD.
Is it possible to somewhat control the direction if you’re aware of the issue?
I.e. I’m a man, so not directly relatable, but some toilets are shaped in a way that when I sit and pee (yes I always sit to pee) the pee hits the front wall in the toilet at an angle that makes it splash upwards.
To counter this I’ve made myself the habit of putting a finger on the root of the penis, slightly pushing it down to make it angle the pee more straight down.
Reading this after writing it makes me feel like a weirdo 😂
yeah sometimes :((
Yes.
Happens to me only if I am clean shaven. If I have even short hairs they help to direct the flow.
Yeah it happens lol
Sometimes my pee goes out to one side. And sometimes jus splashes everywhere without control. I have to close my legs then, to not do a mess.
Yes. It happens most times.
I needed to give a urine sample the other week. Off I pop into the GP toilets. It got everywhere. Somehow, all over both legs and buttcheeks and it had split into two streams.
Yeah it happens. It almost seems like it will just randomly choose a flap to attach to (the piss stream) and then just run down that side.
It’s annoying.
No this is so real idk how it just does
Yea it happens. It’s honestly very common.
Guys get this, but from a standing position. Instead of your thigh, it will hit the wall
No. Perhaps it is how you sit and angle?
Sometimes. Add it to the other reasons it’s ridiculous we get a tiny cup to pee in when leaving a urine sample 🫠
Yup. Pee has a mind of its own and goes sideways sometimes.
accidentally, yes!
This sounds like the equivalent of men peeing in three streams, two conveniently flowing about a meter away from the toilet bowl.
Yep. But it really only happens to me when I have to push to get the last little bit out lol
Yeah, especially if I hover over a public toilet 😅 reason I carry wet wipes with me
I hope this does not come off as condescending, but reading through this thread, I’m surprised that there’s no response with tips to troubleshoot. Has no one attempted to troubleshoot this on their own?
To prevent this happening, I pull my labia apart so that it’s not “sticking” together and I free up the pee hole to make a direct stream into the toilet. If I’m not clean shaven, I pinch (?) the hairs towards the direction I imagined the stream could hit and go to.
Sometimes I pee with my thighs more apart than normal if I feel like I still might have a chance of pee being directed elsewhere. Other times I may pee while spreading my labia apart in total.
I change up my technique by vibe.
I’ve never had this issue so maybe it’s an anatomy thing? I also sit straight up or lean forward. Idk if you’re leaning way back when you pee? Assuming this is typical toilet sitting we’re talking about and not a pop and squat situation. Idk
I’m a man and I constantly split-stream. This kinda thing has to be pretty common.
>please make me feel normal.
When I click my fingers you’ll be normal
‘Click 🫰’ BE NORMAL!!!
i have fucked up labia. my pee goes pretty much everywhere but the toilet bowl. 🙁
Yep. If I push really hard to pee it comes flying up in between my legs. Lmao
I hope I don’t sound sexist, but women really have gotten the short end in some anatomical aspects, like, just why
All the time
No. I have a thigh gap so maybe there’s more space there lol
I think it’s about the amount of power behind the pee. If I pee forcefully it’s like a pressure washer and can go anywhere but if I apply less force it’s more controlled.
I noticed it happens when I am slouching on the toilet with my legs spread a bit. If I sit up properly with my legs closed the hole is pointing in the right direction (down)
I used to do this on purpose as a child… You unlocked some forgotten memories. You should be able to control it by the way ure sitting.
Yeah but only after hair removal, was quite a shock after my first Brazilian
Not my thigh but depending on how im sitting sometimes the butt
Yes! Sometimes really gotta go and it just goes down my legs and I’m like wtf? It also happens sometimes on my period but that’s mainly due to the pads
I’m a man and sometimes pee on my thigh. Double stream isn’t fun for anybody
Yeah it happens all the time now that I have to shut my legs tight to go pee lest my toddler shove his hand into the toilet while I do it 🫠 if I get a rare instance of being able to pee normal it doesn’t happen nearly as often but it still sometimes runs to my butt lol.
Not a woman anymore, but still have that plumbing. I’ve pissed straight out the gap between the seat and the toilet, and into my pants. Years later, I’m STILL confused as to how that happened.
My anatomy is a bit weird in that my stream goes to the right, always. It’s as if my urethra opens that way. If I have to pee outdoors, I have to crouch in a way that more of a lunge to avoid the very issue of peeling on my thigh.
Anatomy is different for all, so don’t be self-conscious.
My anatomy is a bit weird in that my stream goes to the right, always. It’s as if my urethra opens that way. If I have to pee outdoors, I have to crouch in a way that more of a lunge to avoid the very issue of peeling on my thigh.
Anatomy is different for all, so don’t be self-conscious.
And now I know why women use so much toilet roll. The convenience of being a man and having to just whip it out is greatly under appreciated.
Ah, yes, the waterfall. 🤭