You could work a soul-crushing 9-to-5, five days a week, earning $10 an hour and barely making $1,600 a month—before taxes.
Or, you could make $1,500 every Tuesday by following one simple rule: tell 20 strangers you shit your pants this morning. The barista? Confess. The sweet old lady with groceries? Spill it. The hot guy or girl on the park bench? Own it. No excuses. You gotta look them in the eye, say ‘’I shit myself this morning’’, and keep it moving.
Do this 20 times, and you pocket $1,500. No taxes. That’s $6,000 a month versus $1,600 from the grind.
So, are you gonna take the deal, or keep your dignity and your 9 to 5?
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: You could work a soul-crushing 9-to-5, five days a week, earning $10 an hour and barely making $1,600 a month—before taxes.
Or, you could make $1,500 every Tuesday by following one simple rule: tell 20 strangers you shit your pants this morning. The barista? Confess. The sweet old lady with groceries? Spill it. The hot guy or girl on the park bench? Own it. No excuses. You gotta look them in the eye, say ‘’I shit myself this morning’’, and keep it moving.
Do this 20 times, and you pocket $1,500. No taxes. That’s $6,000 a month versus $1,600 from the grind.
So, are you gonna take the deal, or keep your dignity and your 9 to 5?
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Id do it while wearing a shirt that says: “I get paid to pretend I shit myself.”
I take the bus, say it out loud. The average bus packs easily 50–60 people here, so I just yell it once, then done, I earned a 1.5x my monthly income in 2 minutes.
How is “humiliate” defined?
It would have to be very lenient, because embarrassing myself to an exceptional degree an average of four times per weekday seems pretty agonizing already, even for $64k a year.
On the other hand, working full time for less than $20k would just make it impossible to survive in a lot of the US, so it would require at least moving to somewhere with a very low cost of living.
I’ll volunteer at dementia wards.
2nd. i already have no dignity left so i’lo just go for it lol. besides its fun and maybe they’ll laugh so i dont mind too much 🙂
Meh. Become a stand up comic.
Now its your opening line.
“I shit my pants this morning, and it was everything I hoped it could be.”
“Taco Bell, ammirite?”
“My wife wouldn’t even be in the same room with me. I shouldve done this a long time ago”
“Do i wear adult diapers? …Depends.”
Easy. Tuesday! Just go to a busy plaza, gather 20 people, yell “I shit myself this morning. “ then leave. Thanks for the easy money.
Yo, I would stand on the street corner shitting my pants while holding a sign that says, “I SHIT MY PANTS!”
I pick humiliation Tuesday
I’d travel out of the city every Tuesday with a package of adult diapers in one of those clear reusable tote bags. If I catch folks staring I’d say the line .
>So, are you gonna take the deal, or keep your dignity and your 9 to 5?
What makes you think my 9 to 5 was dignified? (Also: it was 8 to 5).
I hated it. I left.
Claiming I shat my pants to 20 people every Tuesday would be much easier.