I write this on the toilet fighting constipation.
I actually enjoy sleeping, weather or not I NEED to do it.
You know what I NEVER enjoy? Shitting. One of the worst parts of my day consistently. It is so uncomfortable, inconvenient, and sometimes difficult and I always feel gross after no matter how much I clean.
I always felt people who picked never needing sleep are CRAZY like dawg shitting is one of the worst things ever.
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If you shitting is uncomfortable, difficult, and unable to properly clean see a doctor that’s completely abnormal.
Shitting takes about an hour of my day. Sleep eight.
I’ll take never needing sleep.
Would you rather have a permanent eye twitch, or permanently have a piece of food just big enough to feel stuck between your teeth?
I would shit like 5x a day if it meant I would never need sleep never feel tired or fatigued.
Shitting isn’t fun, but the sheer amount of life and time you gain by eliminating sleep is worth a lot.
I would pick never pooping. Sleep is fabulous.
Thing is sleeping is 10 hours out of a day while shitting is 10 minutes. The people choosing never needing sleep are doing it for the time save, so I personally would not call them crazy. But I get where you’re coming from if shitting is really that unenjoyable for you.
Shitting is a pain in the ass
Shitting only takes about 5 hours of my day, whereas sleeping is 8 hours. Pure logistics says that no sleep would save me time.
Eat more veggies. You’ll enjoy pooping.
I love sleeping. 🥰😴
Imagine is you had up to 8 hours a night to learn a new skill! not sleeping would be amazing.
In a year you could learn to speak fluent in another language.
Another year and you mastered the piano.
Or just being able to work 8 hours..go home, eat, unwind, kiss everyone goodnight and go to your second job. Basically doubling your income.
I love sleeping I wouldn’t give it up for anything, and bathroom breaks actively disturb my sleep so I know which one I’m picking.
Elvis didn’t shit for four months and look at what happened to him…
Same.
Sleeping feels fantastic.
Sleeping is so good I love the days when I can have a lie in after a great nights rest. On the other hand I have IBS so I could gladly remove bathroom trips from my life.
HIGHLY AGREE…humans need to be patched we don’t need assholes anymore…both types of
I’m currently experiencing my first hemorrhoid. I concur.
I enjoy sleep. But I guess never NEEDING it doesn’t mean I couldn’t do it, anyway, right?
Shitting can be nice, but messy, and smelly. Inconvenient. More likely to be my answer.
More sleep, less of the worse aspect of human biology. Please and thank you.
I’d have to know more about this deal because if i never need to sleep, but still have the desire to lay down and relax, not sleeping would be annoying. Even when I’m not tired, being able sleep feels so good.
Buy a bidet and eat some fiber then join the rest of us who would love having a third more time to do stuff.
I’d pick no 💩 easy. 1) I love sleep and 2) the novelty of never having to sleep would get old fast. What would you do literally 24/7?
Hmm. If you don’t need to shit, does that mean you just get a patch of skin instead of an asshole?
Man I can’t even imagine all the shit I could get done without sleep
Imagine all the progress that could be made
All the new contributions to society
I could finally get an OSRS max cape