Y’know that hypothetical would you rather that went around awhile ago, would you rather never need to shit or sleep? Most people picked never needing sleep, I pick never shit.

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I write this on the toilet fighting constipation.

I actually enjoy sleeping, weather or not I NEED to do it.

You know what I NEVER enjoy? Shitting. One of the worst parts of my day consistently. It is so uncomfortable, inconvenient, and sometimes difficult and I always feel gross after no matter how much I clean.

I always felt people who picked never needing sleep are CRAZY like dawg shitting is one of the worst things ever.

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  2. coffeeandtea12 Avatar

    If you shitting is uncomfortable, difficult, and unable to properly clean see a doctor that’s completely abnormal. 

  3. Ciprich Avatar

    Shitting takes about an hour of my day. Sleep eight.

    I’ll take never needing sleep.

  4. Jam_Marbera Avatar

    Would you rather have a permanent eye twitch, or permanently have a piece of food just big enough to feel stuck between your teeth?

  5. Slawth_x Avatar

    I would shit like 5x a day if it meant I would never need sleep never feel tired or fatigued.

    Shitting isn’t fun, but the sheer amount of life and time you gain by eliminating sleep is worth a lot.

  6. Tasty_Context5263 Avatar

    I would pick never pooping. Sleep is fabulous.

  7. DivineDrewby Avatar

    Thing is sleeping is 10 hours out of a day while shitting is 10 minutes. The people choosing never needing sleep are doing it for the time save, so I personally would not call them crazy. But I get where you’re coming from if shitting is really that unenjoyable for you.

  8. MiserableDrama4378 Avatar

    Shitting is a pain in the ass

  9. New_Leopard7623 Avatar

    Shitting only takes about 5 hours of my day, whereas sleeping is 8 hours. Pure logistics says that no sleep would save me time.

  10. RunninOnMT Avatar

    Eat more veggies. You’ll enjoy pooping.

  11. Aristarchus1981 Avatar

    gif

    I love sleeping. 🥰😴

  12. ImaginaryToe777 Avatar

    Imagine is you had up to 8 hours a night to learn a new skill! not sleeping would be amazing.

    In a year you could learn to speak fluent in another language.

    Another year and you mastered the piano.

    Or just being able to work 8 hours..go home, eat, unwind, kiss everyone goodnight and go to your second job. Basically doubling your income.

  13. AlwaysATortoise Avatar

    I love sleeping I wouldn’t give it up for anything, and bathroom breaks actively disturb my sleep so I know which one I’m picking.

  14. Original-Praline2324 Avatar

    Elvis didn’t shit for four months and look at what happened to him…

  15. Babebutters Avatar

    Same.

    Sleeping feels fantastic.

  16. jinjinyesjinjin Avatar

    Sleeping is so good I love the days when I can have a lie in after a great nights rest. On the other hand I have IBS so I could gladly remove bathroom trips from my life.

  17. magnoliasteels Avatar

    HIGHLY AGREE…humans need to be patched we don’t need assholes anymore…both types of

  18. TheRenster500 Avatar

    I’m currently experiencing my first hemorrhoid. I concur.

  19. penguintruth Avatar

    I enjoy sleep. But I guess never NEEDING it doesn’t mean I couldn’t do it, anyway, right?

    Shitting can be nice, but messy, and smelly. Inconvenient. More likely to be my answer.

  20. KingOfTheFraggles Avatar

    More sleep, less of the worse aspect of human biology. Please and thank you.

  21. DaBigadeeBoola Avatar

    I’d have to know more about this deal because if i never need to sleep, but still have the desire to lay down and relax, not sleeping would be annoying. Even when I’m not tired, being able sleep feels so good. 

  22. Gentlesouledman Avatar

    Buy a bidet and eat some fiber then join the rest of us who would love having a third more time to do stuff. 

  23. Independent_Low_7219 Avatar

    I’d pick no 💩 easy. 1) I love sleep and 2) the novelty of never having to sleep would get old fast. What would you do literally 24/7?

  24. vivec7 Avatar

    Hmm. If you don’t need to shit, does that mean you just get a patch of skin instead of an asshole?

  25. FlameStaag Avatar

    Man I can’t even imagine all the shit I could get done without sleep

    Imagine all the progress that could be made

    All the new contributions to society

    I could finally get an OSRS max cape