You’ve just spawned into a club, what’s the name you’re destined to use as your official stage name?
My name would be Purple Chocolate which sounds pretty damn appealing to me 🤤
You’ve just spawned into a club, what’s the name you’re destined to use as your official stage name?
My name would be Purple Chocolate which sounds pretty damn appealing to me 🤤
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Just call me Naked Truffle.
Black Sunflower (Seeds, but I’m going to omit that in my name cuz I said so)
Black chicken… bro I’m a ginger–
Orange avocado 🤢
White White Rice
Striped blue corn flakes
Black Breadroll
Chip
Black Popcorn
Purple Cookie or Purple Nutter Butter. First one sounds like I have a medical issue, second sounds like my patrons do! 😂
Black coffee or black twisters if drinks don’t count.
I’m mister green protein shake.
White Cracker…. wow.
Black sandwich
Red freeze dried candy corn
Grey Potpie
Naked chocolate
Hot Pink Cheesecake
🤣🤣
White Curry
Plausible
White Kit-Kat. Has a ring to it.
Orange Plaid Champagne.
Miss Kakhi chorizo
Pink Tuna
Charcoal pasta…so sexy
Gray lasagna
Black chewy werthers.
Pink whopper jr ??
Red Ice Tea?
Red biscuit
Teal Honey
Blue Oatmeal
Ew.
Blue Twix. Which i think kind of works haha
nude noodles
The nude enchilada. I was almost the bare burger but I forgot I got hungry
Grey Pancake. Defo not going to get any tips if everyone thinks I am dull and have a flat ass.
Black coffee
Guess I’m Blue Meatball now, unlucky me
NAKED BABYBELL
White biscuit
Black Pasta, which is a bad stage name because I am neither black nor delicious, so deceiving publicity however you choose to look at it
Black Egg Roll
Red cake
Pink Hummus Salad Soft-Shell Tacos
Naked chicken.
Damn! I sound like a menu item!
White BBQ chips…
Naked Grilled Cheese and Jalapeño Sandwich
YOU ASKED I DELIVERED.
White quesadilla. Hmm
Burgundy Quesadilla; spicy
Blue kebab
Nekid mashed tater
Purple Gumbo
Grey Brownie .
Green muffin
Black banana.
Wtf, lol
Blue pork loin
Black Jatz Crackers!
Flesh pizza
Band tee ramen noodles
Just call me… Desert Toast.
Black Candy. Gonna get a lot of stares when I, a very white woman, steps out on stage.
Brown pizza
No shirt nugget
No ham sandwich. Not exactly exciting.
Dark blue zucchini bread
Topless Fries….
Black sausage. Nice
Naked Puffcorn
Indigo Pie
Green Donut
Brown Nutella
Yellow taco….
White Bean Sprout. I mean…yeah it works, but not sure anyone is lining up to see White Bean Sprout on the pole.
White sausage
I’m not wearing a shirt right now…
I’m just “Chicken Curry”…
Black White Chocolate Truffle
Purple taiyaki
Pink blue cheese
Black Mandarin
White date…
Naked cheeseburger
Olive Goldfish Cracker
StewBlue! Look out ladies!
Black pretzel
Rainbow toast
White Croissant
Blue Jolly rancher…
Blu aldi icecream
Black papaya come on!
White strawberry (technically strawberry protein shake, but that’s a bit long)
“Skin Pretzel”, or “Medium-Brown Pretzel” depending on how detailed we are going. Currently shirtless…
Maroon potato.
Black Pretzels. That’s hot.
…Naked Korean BBQ
Black dim-sim (black&gold btw)
Brown bagel 😅
I’m so glad I didn’t eat a waffle for breakfast.
Black Bacon Sandwich w/ Cheese…. It’s a bit of a mouthful, but so am I….
Oh god I’ll see myself out.
Black Curry
White sausage. Ouch!
Blue taco
White (mixed) nuts, hell yeah
Grey brownie
Striped tau suan
White Latte. Could be much worse.
White Mexican Rice
White orange juice
Tie-dye mushroom. I swear it wasn’t that kind of mushroom.
Black apple
Purple ice cream
Just call me white chicken.
Blue cauliiflower .
Green and Grey Taco
I don’t think I’m getting hired anywhere
Blue chutney
Naked Butterfinger…….. Somehow this feels appropriate for my personality.
I’m black jerky and my partner is white noodle…..
Geez-fuckin’-Louise, I’m Beige Muesli. Talk about sexy.
Black Sausage….
That’s one disappointing advertisement considering I’m white.
Purple pussy
Purple chocolate.
Olive potato. (Surprisingly accurate. I am indeed olive toned and potato shaped postpartum.👌)
Black Salad.
It sounds either like a joke metal band or the most vanilla black stripper ever – I’m white
Blue Burger… Ew.
Black fig newton
Red porkloin
I uhmmm hmmmmm
Black Apple 🍎
Green Corn Nuts.
Lovely.
Naked Toast with Jam?
Purple Snapper
SO MANY PEOPLE EAT NAKED……I don’t know how I feel about this. Is it weird? Am I missing out? Am I normal, or are they? Do they lick dropped food off themselves? Do they use plates? Does the plate feel weird on their naked body? Are they eating on the way to the shower? SO. MANY. QUESTIONS.
Black Chocolate. I’m very white
Am I topless salad?
Orange Paella
Green Salad… that’s a really gross stripper name.
Blue Cheese Twist.
I’m not getting many tips.
Teal pizza which does not sound appealing
…Blue Waffle?
Let’s give it up for Gray Pizza
Ewwww 🤮
Tbh, I FEEL like gray pizza .
black deep dish
Maroon Pizza
Hmm…
Nude Tasty Cheese
Black Jizz
Salmon fish skin — not a sexy name 🐟
Blue Noodles
Sounds a like disease
Blue Chilli.
Khaki Wotsit. Not sexy!
Blue waffle. Idk how well I’m gonna do
Black Pizza
Black joystick. Wow.
Dive in bed with: Orange bread!
Now coming to the stage…..Brown Eggs!
Blue chick fila
Black Pizza
Nude nuggets…
Blue burrito
Burgundy tuna sandwich
Blue sloppy Joe
Flesh Cake… That tracks
Red Banana
Navy coffee…. I’m a middle age white woman. I’m not even sure how to create a back story for this one.
Green cheese bun
Brown spaghetti.
White Sausage, calm down ladies.
Red beef – I’m in
Skin meatloaf
Grey Pussy
Grey Salad… my future as a stripper is doomed 😭
Grey burger :/
Dark Blue Jelly
Red chicken salad
Blue pizza
Naked Whopper
Blue Waffle
Grey Brioche
Blue beef
Floral Crumpet
Black Sausage 😂
Red Noodle…. I’ll have to get a sparkly crimson dildo
Topless chocolate
Black Doughnut!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Grey Pizza and I’ll be your stripper this evening.
White turkey. This tracks
Nude Tylenol
Blue Toffee.
Black Pierogi doesn’t sound very sexy.
Skin pizza.
Shirtless popsicle
Turn your eyes to the stage, and witness the sultry beauty of… Orange Raisin Bran!