You are now your username. What are you?

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You are now your username. What are you?

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  1. Parking_Tower7413 Avatar

    a parking space. lameee

  2. connectioniu Avatar

    Connecting you and I.

  3. NanquansCat749 Avatar

    I am the ghost of a cat that was killed in China over a thousand years ago.

  4. RosemarySaraBlack Avatar

    In tour with Deftones, Foo Fighters, Hall & Oates, and Pearl Jam

  5. Filthyterrorist Avatar

    Uhmm… i dont like this game

  6. JustRollinOn981 Avatar

    A guy who is a wheelchair user which I am lol

  7. tatortotcat Avatar

    A cat that is a tator tot

  8. RaspberryRootbeer Avatar

    In danger if I cross a thirsty person.

  9. RetirementOveralls Avatar

    The overalls gifted to me at retirement.

  10. GlumMathematician884 Avatar

    If my calculations are correct, I’m depressed.

  11. luckyirvin Avatar

    lucky to be alive

  12. TheOtherJohnson Avatar

    A Die Hard character

  13. LowInsurance8001 Avatar

    a guy with low insurance

  14. FunkyRiffRaff Avatar

    Aw, my kitty, who is funky.

  15. HighlySensitiveSouls Avatar

    A HighlySensitiveSoul

  16. Sarcasmaster_666 Avatar

    Slightly more satanic than before.

  17. StrawHatArcher Avatar

    A strawhat pirate

  18. Leona_Faye_ Avatar
  19. Silly_Accident3137 Avatar

    I can confirm that I’m already a silly goose who was born less than nine months after my parents’ wedding date. Nailed it.

  20. Brilliant_Mixture118 Avatar

    My parents would be so proud

  21. Footpainguy Avatar

    What I was born to be.

  22. MysteriousLyric Avatar

    A very mysterious lyric in a song.

  23. l3ootylicious Avatar

    I’m Bootylicious

  24. WinslowBJP Avatar

    Czech, quite a good fate i’d say

  25. No-Question-4957 Avatar

    There’s No Question about it.

  26. Sunny-Day-Swimmer Avatar

    Still me, still stinking of eau de chlorine

  27. Starr_Sky Avatar

    A star in the sky……. That’s corny

  28. CaregiverNo4109 Avatar

    A caregiver….which I am anyways

  29. 3RacoonsInAJacket Avatar


    🦝 🦝 🦝 🧥

  30. BaconGivesMeALardon Avatar

    Im probably in your mouth!

  31. smh-at_you2 Avatar

    Fed the f**k up

  32. Left-Instruction4096 Avatar

    A left-instruction apparently. I don’t know what that means, because I’m right handed.

  33. pillow-gongju Avatar

    A pillow princess

  34. rainey629 Avatar

    Idkijustlikejellyfish

  35. Konkuriito Avatar

    Concrete, but japanese

  36. _Bearded_Dad Avatar

    Nothing happened…

  37. gregornot Avatar
  38. slothcough Avatar
  39. GenghisPresley Avatar

    Conquering rock and roll!

  40. ApplicationOk7670 Avatar

    a mediocre job application

  41. Russianbot25 Avatar

    Hmmmm….well, I’m a..

  42. Zilverhaar Avatar

    I’d still be an old woman with silvery hair.

  43. bearatrooper Avatar

    The coolest thing ever.

  44. Ashamed-Quarter-180 Avatar
  45. Notmyrealname Avatar

    More like WHO am I, right?

  46. Pair0noid Avatar

    Probably not well

  47. Unicorncow87 Avatar

    Kinda obvious I think 🤣

    🦄🐄

  48. JustAFreakOutThere Avatar

    The same as I’m now LMAO

  49. Writer_feetlover Avatar

    I already was my username lol

  50. Sorrelmare9 Avatar

    A nine year old sorrel mare 

  51. MsNardDog Avatar

    No complaints.

  52. KellyannneConway Avatar
  53. tsunamiapproaching Avatar

    I’m sorry, everyone.

  54. GojinDude Avatar

    Just a dude? Boring…

  55. Oldestswinger Avatar

    Oldest Swinger😃

  56. Miss-Frog Avatar

    frogs daughter

  57. Cerimeadar Avatar

    A chemical used in Pantene Shampoo during the nineties, although it was spelled a little differently, Cerimide-R.

  58. tangcameo Avatar

    A 1970s small town Chinese cafe and the family who ran it

  59. Anonymous-Hippo29 Avatar

    A hippopotamus that likes to keep to themself.

  60. xyler77 Avatar

    My childhood imaginary friend !

  61. Deltron_Zed Avatar

    Well, I used to be a mech soldier

    but I didn’t respect orders

    had to step forward, tell ’em this ain’t for us

  62. InternationalLab812 Avatar

    Probably where coronavirus leaked from

  63. Brown_Eyed_Girl167 Avatar

    A brown eyed girl lol

  64. Unhappy_Flatworm_272 Avatar

    I guess I’m not happy

  65. Medical-Tooth4697 Avatar

    Im a medical tooth

  66. norwegianguitardude Avatar

    I guess I am myself. Hopefully way cooler, though.

  67. Impressive_Tax2644 Avatar

    I guess I’m getting a nice tax refund. Idk

  68. Nihilsterbt Avatar

    Meaningless death

  69. TheFraTrain Avatar
  70. EwoksMakeMeHard Avatar

    In the mood for some fuzzy loving!

  71. MakeMeMacchiatos Avatar
  72. -CocaineCowboys- Avatar

    Either a literal cowboy who’s on a shitload of cocaine or a drug dealer from Miami in 1980’s.

    My username comes from a documentary about Griselda Blanco.

  73. fritzkoenig Avatar

    The King of Hearts from some card game I got as a promotional item

  74. atombomb1945 Avatar
  75. tinyasshoIe Avatar

    Sphincter stenosis isn’t good on a high fibre diet.

  76. GuinnessFartz Avatar

    A necessary evil

  77. orb_enthusiast Avatar

    Just some guy who loves a good orb ya know – I’m all for a solid orb

  78. MoutonNazi Avatar

    I’m a Nazi sheep.

  79. Mona_Mour__ Avatar

    Loved by a French

  80. ButImJustASatellite Avatar

    I wish I was a comet…. But I’m just a satellite

  81. CaterpillarOver2934 Avatar

    I am a caterpillar that’s over 2934 years old

  82. -OldDutchDude- Avatar

    Take a bloody guess…

  83. sowhatimsad Avatar
  84. AncientPicklePhysics Avatar

    Oh no, I’ve become an oddly-specific elective course

  85. HilariousBaldwin Avatar

    Alec Baldwin’s keeper.

  86. Tiny-Hedgehog-6277 Avatar

    A tiny hedgehog… probs gonna get run over then

  87. PineappleRaisinPizza Avatar

    Hmmm. Some people might be into me. Out of billions of people in the world, someone has to be right?

  88. Fallenpoet Avatar

    Exactly what I am.

  89. helrazr Avatar

    I guess I gotta give you guys a box to open? I heard there are some fun people to play with once it’s open, I dunno?

  90. Tacosconsalsaylimon Avatar
  91. RetiredHappyFig Avatar

    A retired and very happy fig.

  92. Foppish_Sloth Avatar

    A very pretentious sloth

  93. comfortablytoasted Avatar

    Stoned on the couch, so technically, it has been before this exercise.

  94. TheWhiteCrowParade Avatar

    A parade of white birds

  95. Ok_Veterinarian_6488 Avatar

    An average veterinarian

  96. Hallucino_Jenic Avatar

    A mushroom? Or acid, I guess

  97. BigTits_n_a_Smile Avatar

    ( . ) Y ( . ) 😁

  98. flinstonepushups Avatar

    Discontinued deliciousness.

  99. turkishpresident Avatar

    About to resign because current politics are annoying AF

  100. nyquill81 Avatar

    The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine.

  101. sporadic_beethoven Avatar

    I’m beethoven, but sporadically. Which is metaphorically accurate, given that I’m a musician that loves playing a more dramatic style. I would be literally beethoven once in a while though, and that’s kinda wild 👀

  102. MyRedundantOpinion Avatar

    Everyone on Reddit, including myself.

  103. Kind-Butterscotch556 Avatar

    A very kind butterscotch

  104. ur_mom84 Avatar

    Your mom, now go to bed.

  105. emotionalsupppickle Avatar

    An emotional support pickle -.-

  106. PM_ME_UR_SPREAD_CUNT Avatar

    I guess that makes me a cunt.

  107. FukushimaBlinkie Avatar

    A three eyed fish swimming off the coast of Japan

  108. kevinsomnia Avatar

    Myself back when my sleep disorder was far more prevalent.

  109. Panda-Maximus Avatar

    The most thicc panda.

  110. pootinannyBOOSH Avatar

    The fuck if I know

  111. tipsygypsy98 Avatar

    Wandering drunk

  112. DistractedAutodidact Avatar

    Trying to teach myself something new… i think… what was I doing?

  113. camefromxbox Avatar

    I think… I have sex with my Xbox?

  114. wickyewok Avatar

    Yub nub motherfuckers

  115. N0t_arobot Avatar

    Evidently, not a robot.

  116. Chase_bank Avatar

    I am a financial powerhouse.