You cannot know the person, and at no point can it be explained in any way, they just have to think you were a dickwad.
Rubber chickens provided free of charge.
It doesn’t have to hit the person, but you have to actually be trying to, and the person has to know you were aiming at them.
Do you do it?
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Rubber chickens provided free of charge.
It doesn’t have to hit the person, but you have to actually be trying to, and the person has to know you were aiming at them.
Do you do it?
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go to a mall, yell at random strangers, “hey catch!” while throwing the chicken at them. they’ll either avoid it or laugh and catch it.
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Not only do I do it, I hire someone to get people lined up to come through the rubber chicken throwing room I’ve setup.
Just throw it at a person far away enough to where you can’t physically hit them
That’s the easiest way to make money. Who would say no to that.
Yes
where do i pick up the chickens?
Here is the plan. Hop on a float of a parade in a big city with 5,000 small rubber chickens and just start throwing them at people. Boom! Quarter mill! Travel around doing this at parades where ever you go.
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Could you start a rubber chicken throwing event where everyone is encouraged to bring rubber chickens to just throw at each other for fun?
easy money
Drive down the street throwing chickens drive by style.
I’m a chaos gremlin anyway I’d do this wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume or a giant chicken costume and I’d be chucking chickens at everyone downtown, making bad puns about how I don’t give a cluck.
I’d become one of the cryptids of my city- the evil street preacher with the hate speach mobile, the Milverine, and the rubber chicken lady.
Considering I work at a retail store that sells those annoying rubber chickens and I do this often, yes. My paycheck would be vastly increased
Yes
Put $20 in the chicken and everybody wins
Can’t I just stand next to a sign that says “Give me a thumbs up and I will pay you $20 if you let me throw a rubber chicken at you”? It doesn’t explain anything about why I’m doing what I’m doing, it’s just a way to proposition strangers efficiently.
Throw it left handed! That way I am trying, but will not hit anything.
If I launch it into a crowd, is it $50 for every person it hits?
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Just loudly say, “Hey! Here you go.” Before you lightly toss it to them. Still technically throwing at them, and they’ll either catch it or dodge it. Either way, $50.
I’ll go to a parade and hand out hundreds of them.
Cropduster full of chickens doing a low pass flyby of an open roof sporting event.
Where’s my check?
I’m joining every parade possible.
Absolutely, and i’d do it in a villian chicken costume.
You could dress up as a clown and run around doing this and people will assume it’s some kind of joke. It doesn’t say you have to throw it HARD, so probably pretty rare that anyone would get mad over it, and it would easily be better money than I currently make at my retail job.
Dunk tank with rubber chickens, I make them pay 5 dollars for three chickens, paid on both sides
I do it and if they get made i give them 40. Most people would shut up then.
Load up my car…next trump rally…chicken wars!!!
I couldn’t hit a barn with a baseball. So yeah sure, it will land like 20 feet from the person.
“Let me throw a rubber chicken at you and I’ll give you $5”
Can I still throw it at someone I know for free tho? But yeah id do it idk free money
Heck yea
Just some details I need to know, do I need to get the chicken back ? And can I apologize ?
Omg yes!
There’s no sizing requirement mentioned. And my interpretation of “every time you throw a rubber chicken at someone” allows me to throw more than one at once as a multiplier.
I choose to throw handfuls of tiny confetti sized rubber chickens to make thousands at a time.
Are there any repercussions for throwing them? I’m fine with being a dickwad, but I’m not looking to get arrested or charged with anything.
If there were no legal consequences, sure.
Just record myself and double down on the money. YouTube will pay me to be an idiot.
This shall be my new job now.
I live near a college campus, I could do this and it would be a normal weekday afternoon.
“they just have to think you were a dickwad” < I’m not sure about this part. I can think of dozens of different ways to throw rubber chickens at strangers that would result in them liking me more and/or thinking I’m awesome. Do those throws not count?
If awesomeness is allowed, I’m partnering with minor league baseball teams and hosting rubber chicken nights. I provide all the chickens, they provide the marketing. I’m going out there between every inning, making eye contact and throwing chickens into the crowd. This act can travel. I’ll hit up college basketball games, circuses, rodeos, etc etc etc. Throwing rubber chickens will be my new job and it will be a great time!
Go to sport events. Make it a whole thing. Become “the rubber chicken guy”. Turn it into a game or something.
Years later, you’re know by the announcers. “And there’s our locally famous rubber chicken guy. Known for passing out rubber chickens throughout the game. If you’re lucky kids, you might just get one today”
You don’t have to wing an 80mph rubber chicken at a kid or anything. Just toss it to people and make it fun.
Can’t I just go to an old cemetery and throw them at headstones?
I’m terrible at throwing things at people so I could easily make a living missing every throw and just being the town crazy
oh, absolutely can do.
My only concern is this:
“They just have to think you were a dickwad.”
If I understand right, everyone who thinks it was funny won’t count toward your $50. So every $50 you make, you’re risking someone suing you for assault or something.
I can live with the risk that the occasional person may retaliate in some way, but only if every person I throw it at earns me $50. If I throw 10 chickens and 9 people duck, throw it back to me, and/or laugh it off, and only one person thinks I’m a jerk so I only get one $50 payout, I’m not sure the math makes sense.
Do it at a big music festival, people will just have fun and roll with it.
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Just scroll through endlessly making bank. Side bonus of going viral as “that guy that throws a rubber chicken at his camera and then immediately dips”
I’ll put on chicken suit and head down to Times Square.
I’ll setup a daily event where I pay people $10 to try and catch a rubber chicken. Can a person do it more than once? I didn’t hear that specified so going to assume they can count multiple times.
Bring a large box of rubber ducks to a concert/ basketball game or somewhere you get to sit high above people. Throw like 100+ at once. Easy $5k
I spent many years in street theatre, so I’ve done shit like this for much less money.
I’d be happy to become known locally as ‘The Rubber Chicken Guy’
Go to a park or something and shout “free chicken toys” as you toss them to passing kids. Kids get a new toy, you get paid. Win/win.
I just go to jeep meetups and start throwing ducks …
I’m gonna be a multi millionaire.
Can I get an automatic rubber chicken launcher? Like a T-shirt cannon at shows but shoots fast. I’ll just go to a concert and shoot as many as I can. At first, people will enjoy it but then they realize that the chickens are not stopping and theyll start getting annoyed. Then they’ll think “man that guy’s a dick”
I’d volunteer at events offering to throw rubber chickens into a crowd, maybe would receive a mascot job
Festivals and tailgates just became my money maker.
Go LARP’ing as a wizard/sorceror and spam lightning bolt while throwing rubber chickens at people. It’s a no-brainer win-win.
50 dollars is 50 dollars and I ain’t got money right now sooo sign me up
…. Is there backpay?
Of course.
You can work for me and you get paid 5$ everytime I throw a rubber duck at you.
Simple
I find a friendly looking person, get their attention, motion throwing it to them so they know its coming, and YEET
easy 50 bucks
Getting a job at a chicken based minor league baseball or basketball team and I’m shooting chickens out of a tshirt cannon. Great publicity for the team, they don’t have to spend money on chickens, and I take it in.
I’ll pay people $10 each to line up for it!
I’m riding the float at Mardi Gras, and I’m throwing rubber chickens at everyone.
You know what?
Chicken butt right to the face.
This is rubber chicken abuse. This madness must stop!
Throw at random people
I will pick a person far enough away that, as hard as I try, I will not hit. They will know I’m throwing it at them, though. Twice a day every weekday I’d $500. Works for me!
Go to a carnival.
$1 to play, $10 if you can dodge me throwing a rubber chicken at you.
Queue would be massive.
Doesn’t matter if I actually hit them or not, still making bank.
How expensive is a homemade parade float? I’m thinking find some sort if medium sized parade that I might be able to get into, and then just have a rubber chicken float. A few hundred rubber chickens will get me a nice payday, and I could probably pull it off in a different location every month or 2. Between events, it wouldn’t be hard to make a few hundred dollars a day running around town in a bright costume yelling “The Cluckapult spares none!” and tossing rubber chickens softly at children. I doubt anyone would even be all that pissed about it.
I’ll give you $10 if you let me throw a rubber chicken at you. You don’t need to know why. Feel free to get in line multiple times.
I’m willing to go full-blown comic book villain with this. I’ll change my name to Charles Cluck, “Chuck” to my frenemies, and run around town in a poultry-themed costume chucking chickens at innocent citizens, spiced up with punny zingers like “Cluck you!” and “Get clucked!”.
Wait outside concerts throwing rubber chickens to people
Go to a sporting event, and just throw them at people, make it fun.
I would throw these chickens until my arm fell off
Join every parade. The one time it’s acceptable to throw random stuff at people and they’ll be lined up for a mile on both sides to let you do it. After the first year or two you’ll become a staple, like the shriners.
I’m going to New York City and hosting a rubber chicken concert or something. I’ll make it work. 😂
Offer people 5 dollar to let you throw a rubber chicken at them. You still make bank and get the person’s consent, thus there wont be any legal repercussions if somebody feels assaulted
I’d just join a parade and start throwing chickens at the crowd
I’d get one of those t-shirt canons and modify it so it can shoot rubber chickens, then go to someplace with a lot of people gathered. Like a Trump rally.
Holy fuck, I am going to be
RICH 💲💲
I’d wear a rubber chicken suit and attend large sporting events, start throwing them at everyone
“Get paid 25$ for every rubber chicken that hits you!” You’d have lineups around the block. You get richer, they get richer
So my dog thinks he’s a people, which means that dogs in the dog park must think they’re people, too. I have lousy aim, and even worse range. So I’m thinking that a few evenings in different dog parks a week. I’ll discourage anyone from becoming friendly so their dogs will remain strangers. They may know me as the chicken lady, but I won’t know them.
Yes. Go to New Orleans in Mardi Gras season, throw rubber chickens at everyone. Get on a float with some Krew, and bring in as many rubber chickens as you can to start with. Travel to as many parades as you can, and there’s a lot all over the south! People will love it. You’ll easily get hundreds of thousands of dollars doing that!
just lob it to them as if you intend for them to catch it and apologise if they don’t
I go to events for children and throw rubber chickens at the kids. Or, if it’s required that they think I’m a dick, I’ll throw at the parents instead.
I’m about to be rich!
100%
I would go to a school with a truckload of them. Kids would think it was a game and have a blast.
I’d throw chickens at them till my arms were tired.
I’d return each Friday, for the weekly chicken toss at recess. I’d be a legend. All the kids would love and fear the chicken man. I would do this every week, for years.
Then, since I owe them my livelihood, I’d put 10k in an educations savings plan for each kid. I’d only have to throw 200 chickens per kid. Seems reasonable.
I’m attaching a $10 bill to every rubber chicken. I am a benevolent god.
BRB, building a rubber chicken cannon.
Send me to a music festival with a 1000 chickens just chucking them into the crowd
Downsize! Get tiny miniature rubber chickens like 1 inch long and throw handfuls at a time
If I don’t have to pay for them where do I get them
I’d start a YouTube channel of me throwing chickens at random people get that bag while getting that bag
As someone who wants their body cremated and their ashes mixed with glitter and tossed at people who have irritated me throughout life- I would do this for FREE.
oh yes!
eventually you will hear of my arrest, but it’s going to be fun for a while 🤣🤣🤣
Yes
I’ll especially do this in bus terminals. If there’s a festival, I’ll hammer and make a boatload of money.
I’d chuck a 20 with the rubber chicken every time. They get $20, you get $30. Nobody gets mad.
Supply the chickens! I’m ready to become the viral scourge of college campuses and bars nationwide.
Hell yeah
This would be fun. I could probably make a living doing that. How many chickens ya got?
I’m a teacher and I have a soft little ball I like to randomly throw at students. It could be to get their attention, or to stop them distracting others, or just if I’m bored. Obviously I don’t throw it hard, and they all like the game, and they all return it to me.
Change that to a rubber chicken and I’m flush. Even if it’s only 10 times a day, it would double my income.
Easy yes for me
Looking up laws about throwing rubber chickens at people randomly on the street in Tokyo…
Make money tossing at strangers at the mall is a good start but then… use the funds to start the rubber chicken dodgeball league. Athletes are paid to play and it’s broadcast. I make money, they make money. We all throw chickens. Invest as much as needed into it until it takes off, then just join practice sessions as needed to fill financial quota.
I want to leave a legacy.
Jeez, I don’t usually comment on these, but the stipulation that the person “has to think you’re a dickwad” is exceptionally specific, I don’t think it’d be worth the time. Maybe if it were simply “a dick” or some variation thereof which would include names like “dickwad”, “dickhole”, “dickface”, and the still lesser used “dicksucker” – maybe I’d venture to lob a rubber cock or two. But as the challenge is written, I don’t know if I’d make minimum wage unless I could perhaps”shotgun” them into a crowd to increase the odds of nabbing myself a genuine “dickwad”.
This is worth the up front cost of going to fairs, festivals, and raves, where people will mostly laugh if you throw a rubber chicken at them.
OP didn’t say no repeats. I’m buying bags of rubber chickens and now my full- time job is pelting Elon Musk with rubber chickens.
Go to New York and wear a giant chicken suit and just throw chickens at everyone. It will be seen as totally normal there
I’d get a job at a stadium security and toss it at everyone as the walk in. Part of pat down procedure. Hey hold this!
Reaches into invisible quiver pulls out rubber chicken…let the mayhem begin
1 person an hour, or 8 people per day and you’re clocking in at a tax free six figure salary. Please hand me the chickens and I’ll get to work
I have three brothers. I throw random crap at them all the time. What’s a few chickens a day?
I’m going to every parade I can physically attend and throwing out rubber chickens to the crowd. I’m going to make a killing during Mardi Gras
the money and magic bag better be right on my ass at all times.
There’s enough Nazi and MAGA marches to sustain a moderately luxurious lifestyle.
Why do they have to think I am a dickwad?
If someone throws a rubber chicken t ke I will just laugh and throw it back at them. Double points if they are playing the chicken song when they do it.
Why should me not being mad cost them money?
YouTube idiots make a ton of money doing even stupider shit. So sign me up, I’ll throw that damn chicken at everybody
Fuck yes. This is the kind of chaos I thrive on, and I’d get paid to do it? Hell, three chickens and I’d make more per day than I do working 8 hours.
Honestly, yes. I feel like shouting something “We Got the chicken!” Or something. Plus it’s such a strange thing.
In the words of my 12 autistic child with an obsession with cheese….Gimme
Easy. Start a YouTube channel, throwing Rubber Chickens. Just looking at the camera and go time for our next chicken victim, then turn to face the person and shout incoming chicken! Then throw it at them, boom you get 50 bucks. Boom, you get a bunch of views. But eventually people will start to recognize you waiting for their rubber chicken. But you don’t know them and they know you so that doesn’t break the rules
Where do the rubber chickens come from… Like they just materialize when I need them or is it like a Thors hammer deal where I hold my hand out and then squeeeeeek it flies to me..
Do I have an infinite supply of rubber chickens. Can I just pull them out of a pocket dimension and heave them or do I have to retrieve the previous rubber chicken or supply my own?
The ideal rubber chicken experience would be the ability to pull the rubber chicken out of nowhere. Give it enough ontological inertia that it exists until no one’s looking at it and then it vanishes into the either.
Yes and I’m going to run around in a chicken suit too. I’m going to make it look like I work for a fake fast food company so they try to report me to the company to get me fired lol
Aight ima be rich, I’ll go to work and yeet a rubber chicken at people xD
I’m going to sporting events with 1000s of chickens just hurling them into the stands willie-nillie
Carry rubber chickens.
Put sign on that says “I pay you $5 for me to throw this chicken at you “
Pocket the $45, someone gets $5 and a free chicken
Not only will I do it I’ll do it to every stranger I meet. Get chickened!
To make a million dollars a year. I’d have to average 84 checked a day, 5 days a week for 48 weeks.
Thats a pretty leisurely rate.
I would tape $5 to each and a Chick-fil-A coupon.
Strike a marketing deal with Chick-Fil-A. To make additional revenue.
Then walk a round and yell “hey” to get their attention. And throw the rubber chicken AT them. Not TO them. Wear a sign that says you just won free Chick-Fil-A. No one would get made.
Could easily and consistently do like 300 a day…so about 15,000 a day in about 90 minutes.
Could supplement the same strategy at larger events like parades, outside sporting events, college campuses. Could coordinate a Chick-fil-A struck showing up on campus on the days I’m there so they can use those $5 and coupons easily.
Everyone wins.
Nope. Where I live that is assault and you will end up in jail.
I’ll take 100 chickens per week, wrap/tape $10 bills to them and drive down any street, throwing chickens out the window. Soon I’ll be known as the Chicken Lady, people will try to take photos of me, I’ll be a minor celebrity. I’ll have to cultivate a network of friends and family and I’ll get them to drive me around in different vehicles every week.
If I do 100 per week at $40 net profit, I can make a cool $208000/year and bring so much joy to everyone.
I’m going to a crowded tourist area and doing this full time until they arrest me.
hm. to replace my income i would need to be throwing about 30 chickens a week. i dont think you could replace your income with this without getting in a lot of fights or getting arrested. probably the only way i could swing it is if i became a roosters supporter and went to their games and threw chickens at random sports fans of whatever the other team was. even then i think it would only be a matter of time before they ban me from their games
My dog loves rubber chickens as toys. I just have to go to a dog park and people will just think I’m fucking annoying. Already happens anyway so might as well make money on it.
I work in construction. There is always a new guy to troll.
Set up a booth somewhere popular with the sign:
“Dodge this rubber chicken and win 10 dollars”
If I hit them I get a 50 dollar profit. If I miss then I get a 40 dollar profit. I just need 4 people a day and I’ll make at least 160. That’s a good paycheck for like maybe an hour of work. Then I can just go until I get bored.
Hey what do you do for work?
I throw rubber chickens at people