Means I might have to use my brain rather than seeing how long my girlfriend and I can have a WhatsApp conversation with just it’s recommended responses.
My last text was a lengthy one to my brother regarding goings on in my latest Rimworld playthrough, and how the game had mysteriously and spontaneously fabricated out of thin air a brand new 20-year-old son belonging to two of my colonists who’d only just recently gotten married. When he spawned in via trade caravan, he was instantly declared on the spot by the game to be the heir to their Empire titles. And I know he for sure didn’t exist before then.
Comes free with all new Freightshakers. there is an entire new truck setup in the warehouse for you. And in the future, remember: your truck is not a boat 🤣
What was not said were the words – name of the road and again. And we also know local road is single file with nowhere to pull over. So it will be a carpark for the foreseeable future.
You only have to mention the local road’s name and everyone knows why you are late.
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Hahahaha “just imagine how it will feel when I push inside you” 🤦🏻♂️
“Also wanted to make sure it was thick enough to hold food without getting wet”
“Sounds good” – lots of good music?
“together we will snack triumphantly”
I’ll take it!
“Still a knowledgeable skill to have, that’s dope” Sounds like we’re all learning
“Lawrence Stroll count your days”
Am I hunting Lawrence Stroll for life 😭
“We need to find whoever installed these cabinets.”
“Works for me!”
I can work with that..
The thumbs up emoji. Not bad.
“Sweet!”
…sweet.
“Can you send me 3e to my revolut please”
Apparently, I’m a lemon stealing whore.
“Too late, I’m in bed”
“Excellent! You’ll see me at my finest; fat and drunk.”. Huh, now I seem kind of clairvoyant.
“😐😐” which is how life’s been going anyways so all good
“So 90s”
I’m good with it.
“I slept for twelve hours….”
Deal, in a second
Yeh? -greatest question ever asked
“I’m entirely overwhelmed, but thank you for helping me out”
Sent to one of my oldest and dearest friends: “Well, a good day is something to celebrate even if you regret it the next day.”
Pretty much my motto for life already.
👍
“Happy Easter”. I guess?
“Fine.”
“Stand users be like”
Guess my life is gonna get a bit bizarre
A joking statement to my wife of “BURN THE WITCH” welp sorry ladies, it’s a witch hunt for life
“Mornin baby” so my life doesnt change much? I already live every day for my babies.
“Ok”
10 mil and my motto is “K bro”. I don’t get why this should be bad
“Have fun 😍”
It’s looking goooood ☺️
My daughter will kill me as the Internet is down
“Weather is saying bbq right now!“
Get the grill going
“The lighters are badass. I’ll take the orange one.”
Play date is confirmed for 2-4 PM!
This is gonna be great!
“Sounds good!” Very go with the flow
Can I call you back later?
Doing gardening, eating chocolate.
Happy Easter ?
“Okie dokie looking forward to seeing you.”
In a nutshell, I’m telling my wife I’ll pay for things.
Not much has changed really!
Enjoy the sunshine while you can.
Have I doomed my friend (and myself) to constant rain when she returns from her trip to Lanzarote? 😱😱
Or, taking a more positive spin, will there be lots of sunshine in Ireland from now on so we can enjoy it while we can??
I’m voting for the latter.
I can try again later. Doesn’t seem too bad
Fed and dosed. I’ll take it
I guess my life motto is ‘On my way’ now… rich and always in transit.
„He is risen! Happy easter“
I can live with that.
“I just woke up”
I actually could go with that
“Butt wipe incoming”
For reference, our puppy can’t wipe his own bum.
‘nobody got hurt’
I guess that is good right lol
“He loves boxes!” along with a picture of my cat in a box
https://i.imgur.com/Zn4XbJc.jpeg
“Boop! Yeah!”
“I want a spinoff of Lanfear in the Age of Legends doing science and evil”
My life is the same. This is already my personal motto for life.
“Sure!”
I’m going to faint because of the tzatziki.
“I know”
This could mean so many things
Let’s go to Ichiran together. Not so bad!
Ibuprofen
“Ok”
Both
wait, it’s okay. psycho dealer texted me back
“Is it yummy?”
“She’ll crack your nuts man”
Why am I destined to be a nutcracker?💀
“I’m dying to hear about this cheesecake”
A lifetime of cheesecake stories. Delightful
“Never mind I will just leave it at that I am scared of vampires”
Or a bleph his body reacted poorly to
It takes up so much space though 😫
“Happy Easter!”.
Doesn’t seem like the worst outlook on life to have.
Looking at the ducks we are hunting this winter.
Oh good. Said sarcastically. Already my motto.
“Is everything ok? Saw a missed call ..”
“smol face big headphone, new new headphone”
“for the sake of competition”
for the context: me chatting with my friends about gunpla competition lol
“I don’t know what’s going on either.” 🤣
Mine is a picture of a chocolate Easter bunny. I am more than happy with this as a life motto.
“at a certain point I have to get back to my reasonable 2am bedtime :(“
Uhhh my life looks doable. Passable.
“Just earn more” lol
“We are waiting for my laptop to connect to WiFi.”
Life is going to suuuuuck.
To my ex wife a few days ago.”K”. 😂😂😂 pretty much life rn.
“Is it ok to bring water and octopus up?”
Let that money start rollin in!!!
“The Beacons are lit”
Am I just waiting for Rohan to answer for the rest of my life?
“I’m tired”
Which is my life motto anyway, so…
Several pictures of a basset hound
We made 21 so 1 spare to test
“Gush Mintz is spectacular !! “
Hell yeah. And on 4/20 ….
A link to an all you can eat Asian cuisine buffet.
I guess I’m eating well for the rest of my life.
‘Essentially my plans are not to move for a day or so’ hahah it’s perfect
I texted my wife goodnight and that I love her.
Pretty good life motto, so I’ll take it.
“it’s not giving me anymore auto responses “
Means I might have to use my brain rather than seeing how long my girlfriend and I can have a WhatsApp conversation with just it’s recommended responses.
Why
“Just booked KLM from Chicago to Athena 🥳”
Apt! “Έχουμε δύο μήνες φεύγω για να Άραξο”
“Fucked if I know”
Actually, that’s probably already my personal motto for life.
“nothing I can think of”
“Ultimately it’s my own fault but the guy at immigration said that American Airlines shouldn’t have even let me on the plane”
FYI kids don’t go to a South American country when your passport is due to expire within 6 month.
“Yeah keen bro.”
Guess I’m Jim Carrey in Yes Man.
Pick me up at the train station at 9:57.
Looks like a monotonous life.
Aww fuck what now?
My life has always been a vulgar dark comedy, so nothing different other than the money.
“hehe” 😭😭
“👍”
So, now I’m just my dad and rich I guess 🤣
Heu…. Alors moi ce sera Fuck you very much 😅
Shit bitch, I love tacos.
“Stay safe and enjoy!” I got lucky.
I’m in trouble ‘can do.’ Looks like I’m never saying no.
“Yes”
I suppose, I’m now the ultimate wingman.
Half decent at improve, too.
… Uh oh.
My last text was a lengthy one to my brother regarding goings on in my latest Rimworld playthrough, and how the game had mysteriously and spontaneously fabricated out of thin air a brand new 20-year-old son belonging to two of my colonists who’d only just recently gotten married. When he spawned in via trade caravan, he was instantly declared on the spot by the game to be the heir to their Empire titles. And I know he for sure didn’t exist before then.
… Do I have a mysterious long lost son now?!
“1000 nuts”
“Why do we need a tile saw?”
“c’est l’fun de voir les résultats”
It’s in french and mean : ” it’s fun to see the results”
It’s an excellent life motto.
“Merci beaucoup”
I’d happily take the 10 million in exchange for that. I’m pretty sure it’s what I’d be saying if someone gave me 10 million bucks anyway.
last message was a easter greeting consisting of following emojis:
<egg> <eggplant> <egg>
Very positive
We already got that. Thanks anyway.
Fml…
K
“Ok”
‘no worries, was that the right amount?’
Why do I feel like I’d be just lending it all out from that line …
Sounds good to me
I guess I’ll be one of those people who go blow it all right away
Do gifs count? That would be “Understandable, have a great day”
If only text counts, it’s “valid”
Fine with both ig
‘Peep this new pedal I got, it rips!’ It’s pretty spot on. I’d be buying any guitar pedal I saw.
“I hope the Easter giraffe is nice to you all”
How’s your night going?
The start of my sign for protest
“Why does this dog wanna go out at ass o’clock, he’s already been out twice”
“okay, I’m ready”
Cooking for the family tomorrow, you should come by
lol guess I’m cooking a lot
“Never underestimate an old man who’s forklift certified”.
“I cant be a lover girl like I used to be anymore” not bad I’ll take it
Samsung sign in.
about the same as it already was alas.
“You better not be in bad company”.
“Hi”
Fair enough. I’ll take it.
“[He’s] taking me to brunch”
I’m more than OK with this!!!
“👀”
👍🏼
“It was meant to be”
This was sent to clarify for someone being confused over day/time of a plan, but I’ll gladly take it on in a more existential sense for $10m!
How it goes well. We are doing well too!
“Freedom Granted!” was the last text I sent that wasn’t a picture
“Y’all are getting cooked rn” – to my friends in the group chat who are Laker fans while Minnesota had a 24 pt lead on them. Could be worse I guess
I have some infused krispy treats. Sweet!
“Wow so colorful”. I take it
Comes free with all new Freightshakers. there is an entire new truck setup in the warehouse for you. And in the future, remember: your truck is not a boat 🤣
(it can be cancelled if necessary)
Wife just sent me photos of the kids, and I replied : Awesome
TiL people still use texts
“next step, therapy for me”
I think I can handle therapy and ten mil.
“No worries”
That’s already my life motto, so I guess I’m $10 million richer too.
It’ll eternally be Easter in La Paz.
“Do you have room for a whole side of beef and some nondescript packages I had shipped up from South America?”
I was bugging my sister about her Easter dinner plan.
Not sure how that affects me.
“Okay…?”
Okay, I guess
“Absolutely fine”
I was in the kitchen and my wife texted asking for toast. My last text is, “Do you want butter on that?”
What is my purpose?
You pass butter.
Oh, my god.
Dawn, that good)
Take care of the shit Dan!
Dan’s a team member that always need motivations.
My last text was “He has risen indeed!”
My life wouldn’t be different if the change starts now. It the change began at my 1st thought, everything would be different
Happy Easter Andy. I must do my best to make sure Andy has a happy Easter every year. Not bad for 10 mil.
‘To celebrate Easter, I will be betraying one of you.’
I’m awake I guess
Lmao! “Everything about you sucks” hahahaba
Are you getting these texts?
Ok
I am not allergic to shrimp.
In the car now. Bring some tissues, lol.
Bitching about how much my medicine costs per month 😭
“You gotta be flipping my flapjacks” iHOP here I come!
I did Wordle in three.
My life smells like….victory
“Let’s meet up again soon.”
As an introvert I’m conflicted. It’s a lot of money, but my life would not be relaxing.
Last text: polite and courteous (feedback for a tradie)
Last WhatsApp: happy birthday
It is done…
And it was delicious!
Broken down lorry in roadworks.
What was not said were the words – name of the road and again. And we also know local road is single file with nowhere to pull over. So it will be a carpark for the foreseeable future.
You only have to mention the local road’s name and everyone knows why you are late.
My last text was
👍
Seems appropriate…
“Good, cause there’s about 4 dozen of these bad boys, lol”
I’m making cabbage rolls for dinner tomorrow 🤣
“WWE will have resurgence in fans now that the UFC is in the shitter”
“Haha, probably”
So… I’m apparently going with a “fuck it!” attitude. Not the worst with $10 million.
“Bon appetit”
So i’ll eat a lot?
“See you soon! ♥” Sounds like i’m about to become a sinister loan shark or something hahaha.
https://www.tiktok……
The weight room is a doozy.
I mean, I wouldn’t explain it if anyone asked.
Do you think selling feet pics is legit?! I mean… could be convinced 😅
It was a gif of a particularly grumpy-looking cat. So, pretty spot-on
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Nice! I wish I was there!