Easy. First, I’m buying a private island shaped like a taco. Then I’m hiring Beyoncé, a marching band, and 37 golden alpacas for a 3-hour parade in my honor. After that, I’m renting every Disneyland park at once and turning Space Mountain into a sushi conveyor belt. The rest? Giant inflatable duck in every major city. Why? Because chaos is priceless
I’ll spend it for an upfront payment of 20 years of full-year travel for my whole family and some like 1 dozen of cabins allover the mountains. Also, some decent donations to various Ivy League universities hoping they will remember. 😉
Are those considered loopholes?
And my neighbour will get a brand new arm.
Besides that, one huge party for the people in my street or so.
Any remainings will go to R&D to support cure of diseases.
First thing? I’d prepay for absolutely everything I could: decades of rent, food, healthcare, utilities, travel, and all the boring (but essential) life stuff. I’m technically spending it, but future me will be chilling for life.
Then I’d go on a shopping spree for tangible things like art, rare collectibles, luxury gear, maybe even a private island if that counts. It’s all technically just stuff I bought, but some of it might end up appreciating. Not my fault if the Mona Lisa 2.0 gets more valuable, right?
Next, I’d hire a dream team. Personal chef, fitness coach, assistant, and maybe a language tutor so I can finally pretend to be cultured. I’d pay their salaries upfront for years and include occasional rediculous bonuses and amazing benefits. Again, just spending… with long-term perks.
And finally, I’d set up a nonprofit and throw a ton of money at it within the 24 hours. I wouldn’t technically “own” it after that, but I could choose the board, the mission, the team (basically shaping something meaningful while staying within the rules).
So yeah, no saving, no investing… but I’d absolutely spend my way into a pretty sweet setup for the future.
If I get to keep the things I buy, gold, physical gold – coins, bars, rings… and then I wait for the price to stabilise maybe even go back up because I took a billion dollars worth of cheddar out of circulation and then drip feed it back into circulation to maintain a solid quality of life for the rest of my life.
Okay, so. There’s this amazing website called James Edition. It sells luxuries. That’s one port of call.
But first, I’d contact the Student Loans Company in the UK and buy off as much student debt as possible, including that of all my family. I’d have to get myself some must haves, likely bought at Harrods just to see their faces.
I pay it in full to the admins of this sub for finally banning „you have x moneys how do you spend this in y yours“ posts because the number of them is too god damn high.
All these people saying they’d buy property has never bought property. It takes 24hrs for an Estate Agent to read an email you send them, let alone go through the whole purchase process
Whole thing to free housing for homeless. Pick a disease and give it to researchers. Pay for university for however many underprivileged kids. You know, just the standard stuff you’d expect billionaires to do.
What constitutes “investing”? Literally just putting money in stocks?
Then I pay off my mortgage. Pay off the mortgages of all immediate family. Set college fund trusts for my children, my nieces, and nephews.
Then I find a decent plot of land, buy that. Then find a company that can build me a house exactly how I want, pay extra to expedite the process.
Buy a Toyota Sienna, new bedroom suite, new furniture, etc.
Buy materials to have a massive vegetable garden.
Hire maids to clean on a schedule. Hire a nutritionist to help plan meals. Hire a chef to help plan as well and then cook those meals. Hire a lawn care service.
Plan vacations: Harry Potter world, Disneyland, New Zealand, Canada, Japan, Western Europe, etc. (fly first class for each family member)
Donate a bunch to my church which has offered amaaazing community benefits like pre-school at a fraction of the cost of daycare/other pre-school options, a community garden to help feed the hungry, daycare services while participating in small group activities throughout the week, etc.
Buy an entirely new wardrobe. Not necessarily any different style of clothing, just higher quality that will last longer.
Buy more pairs of orthopedic dress shoes.
Get my tattoo covered with a better, bigger tattoo.
Get all sorts of dental work done.
Depending on what the road I bought this new property on is like, pay to get it widened, add a sidewalk, and add streetlights.
I highly doubt I would even make a dent with that list, but off the top of my head that’s what I would start with.
Student loans gone, medical debt gone, dream home bought, vacation home bought, dream car bought, wife’s dream car bought, car mechanic shop bought (don’t have to pay to fix my car if i own the company) hospital bought (never worry about medical bills again if i own the fricking building) 2 or 3 restaurants bought (I’m a career Chef, my dream is to own and operate a restaurant, I’d just buy more than one cuz like, i can? Also if one fails as a business i have a backup) speaking of cooking I’d buy the COOLEST kitchen ware. Then I’d buy like, new shoes n other miscellaneous items, everything and i mean everything left over (it’ll still be millions) I’ll donate to charity. (Also no way I’d be able to sort out buying all that in 24 hours, so I’d hire some friends to buy some stuff on my behalf so we could divide and conquer)
Paying off all current debts (house, school, credit card), paying my my property taxes in advance for the next 20 years (I don’t really plan to be here in this house that long), buy properties, start multiple businesses, pay off my friends’ homes, some family, set up a trust for my daughter and my future step kids, pay off the house of step-kids mom, pay the proposed levy for the new school in my town so no one’s taxes increase, gift every household in my town (less than 5K people), find entrepreneurs who need help.
Paying for flights and housing for all those people who want to get out of the US due to…current circumstances, but can’t afford to. Or, at least, for all those I can get in touch with during the 24 hours.
I would establish a political party in the UK called FFS – programme is: support the NHS, rebuild the economy focusing on future-proof services, finance, tech, AI, reduce institutionalised social security, rejoin Europe, cut Capital gains, inheritance, VAT and all the other invidious taxes that theive from the common man, one off wealth and corporate windfall taxes linked to incentives to remain in the country. Require overseas investors in our utilities to cough up and commit to better pricing and environmental standards. The list goes on paying for what we need by people who have been unfairly stealing from the nation. See you at the ballot 🫡
Seems like anything I’d try would be a ‘loophole’ of some kind.
Hire a bunch of assistants and prepay them for 100 years, potentially with some kind of repayment clause if they quit.
find the biggest lotteries and buy every single ticket? (Assuming keeping the winnings)
gamble? If I can keep any winnings put half on red, half on black, hope I don’t get REALLY unlucky.
alternatively, spend it all on casino chips
failing all that, buy up as many companies, buildings, etc. as possible that will generate some income or will reliably not drop in value immediately.
Even if I had a billion though, it’d be hard to do most of those in under 24 hours unless there’s also instantaneous things like identity verification, escrow, legal contract writing, proof of funds, inspections, etc.. Even buying a house takes a long time, let alone companies/buildings.
Ultimately the rules would need to be clarified as well. I’d almost always lean towards ways that I could gain it back into my regular life, but that in itself might somehow be a loophole.
2 hours to hire programmers and admin. They set up a few bots to purchase insane quantities of valuable goods and have them all shipped to the new wearehouse I just bought along with a few workers, loading equipment and security to keep things running. All I’ve done is pay people for goods and services. No saving, investing, or loopholes. I then party for the rest of the 24 hours and wake up hung over but at the head of a billion dollar business empire. EZ choices.
Donate 10 million to 99 charities, taking screenshots as I do so I can send them to arseholes who hate the groups I’m supporting.
Contact estate agent and builders and pre pay on their services. and then spend a 1m on junk, entire steam wish list, fancy pc, few thousand on warhammer, yugioh, pokemon etc.
food banks, childrens hospitals, homeless shelters, scholarships for low income students. Buying any asset would technically be a way of savings. If not, buy a 10 million dollar house, and sell it for 7 million. I can live very comfortably with the interest and proceeds from that house.
Honestly there’s no way to spend that much money into anything that quick. And since investing and buying anything from a bank is forbidden, I’d just get 1000 million dollar checks, go to some big city and give them to random people.
What does the “no loopholes” mean?
I’d pay off all my debts, make sure there’s more than enough for my aging parents to live well, and buy myself a few houses and some land – I’m in the UK, so a couple of central London townhouses, a luxurious detached house on the outskirts of the city, and some land with with a mansion a bit further away.
Other than that, buy myself a ton of tech (read servers, etc.), few cars, boats, etc. It might be a loophole, but effectively get my business a massive boost. And pay for a couple of more degrees.
For me it would be a nice house for each member of my family and close friends. Nothing crazy just a very nice house each. Then some vacation houses like few crazy cabins in some spectacular mountain sites and some summer houses on some Greek and some exotic islands. Buy all the stuff I ever thought of owning. Organize a super round the world trip. The rest goes to fund research/education and charity
Gender affirming surgery paid in full, lifetime supply of testosterone, lifetime guitar and singing lessons, apartments in…5 (?) countries, new teeth, lifetime chauffer/driver service, the rest to human rights, anti war, and lgbtqi+ charities
Taking the “no investment” literally means that I have to buy something that will never make me any money. So the purchase has to be either completely selfish spending… or it can be philanthropy? One sane option would be to just donate the money to a large respectable charity, other thing that comes to mind would be to buy a huuuuge chunk of land with the purpose of making it into a nature reserve – however this would mean significant property taxes in the future.
Can I buy gold? If not, then pay off all family and friend debt, and maybe a really nice house that I can still afford the tax burden of. The rest I’d use to pay off as much random medical debt as I could.
I’d buy a couple of permanent cabins on a luxury cruise ship, with all food and amenities included. So if nothing else I have somewhere I can live for free, and can bring guests.
If possible, I’d hire a travel agency and pay them up front to take care of my travel needs for the rest of my life. Want a car? They’ll arrange one. Flights? They got you covered.
Buy a mansion for me and my closest friends to live in together. Something we dreamed about in the past. Contract someone to manage and maintain it for the next 25 years or so.
Buy a house for everyone in my family wherever they want. And hey, if it’s more than 8 houses in one transaction, you can get an exemption on the 2nd home tax (UK).
investing is a tricky one. if i buy a shitload of jewelry or a mansion am i investing in real estate or gold? what about buying them on the futures market instead of from brokers and jewelers?
I would: secure a lifetime admission to the best university in my country, a lifetime ticket with the best airline, buy as much land as I can for conservation purpose, hire a team of professionals (lawyer, doctor, notary, people that know shit about land, etc) for life and of course hookers and cocaine!
Pay off everything (house, student loans, cars) send half to Ukraine, pay off all back property taxes for everyone in my town and give the rest to every person running against maga in the 2026 elections.
If i keep anything past the 24 hours, is that saving? If i sell something down the line, is that thing an investment? What possible loophole can be found or exploited when you have three rules?
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Put it all on red 👍
Probably buying valuable inanimates to resell later like probably gonna buy as many Lamborghinis as I can in a day and resell them later
Pay off student loans, then with the leftover $10, grab a pizza.
if you can keep what you buy. houses. 1 to live in, a few dozen to rent out.
if you have to give away/use up everything you buy. a bunch of yachts and then sink them to make a reef or whatever.
Economy nowadays…. Probably a 2 bed place, 3 bed if im lucky 🥲
hiring enough assassins and mercs around the globe to change the world… could reshape the whole geopolitical landscape with a billion dollaroos
Easy. First, I’m buying a private island shaped like a taco. Then I’m hiring Beyoncé, a marching band, and 37 golden alpacas for a 3-hour parade in my honor. After that, I’m renting every Disneyland park at once and turning Space Mountain into a sushi conveyor belt. The rest? Giant inflatable duck in every major city. Why? Because chaos is priceless
Real estate, some cars, donate to a good cause
buy stamps and lots of them.
i go to my sister and ask her if i can buy her cat for 1 billion, she will probably agree
ITT Investing, and loopholes.
I’ll spend it for an upfront payment of 20 years of full-year travel for my whole family and some like 1 dozen of cabins allover the mountains. Also, some decent donations to various Ivy League universities hoping they will remember. 😉
Are those considered loopholes?
And my neighbour will get a brand new arm.
Besides that, one huge party for the people in my street or so.
Any remainings will go to R&D to support cure of diseases.
Basically anything my friends and family needs and the rest to charity.
feed people.
No-brainer, three college textbooks and some eggs for breakfast.
First thing? I’d prepay for absolutely everything I could: decades of rent, food, healthcare, utilities, travel, and all the boring (but essential) life stuff. I’m technically spending it, but future me will be chilling for life.
Then I’d go on a shopping spree for tangible things like art, rare collectibles, luxury gear, maybe even a private island if that counts. It’s all technically just stuff I bought, but some of it might end up appreciating. Not my fault if the Mona Lisa 2.0 gets more valuable, right?
Next, I’d hire a dream team. Personal chef, fitness coach, assistant, and maybe a language tutor so I can finally pretend to be cultured. I’d pay their salaries upfront for years and include occasional rediculous bonuses and amazing benefits. Again, just spending… with long-term perks.
And finally, I’d set up a nonprofit and throw a ton of money at it within the 24 hours. I wouldn’t technically “own” it after that, but I could choose the board, the mission, the team (basically shaping something meaningful while staying within the rules).
So yeah, no saving, no investing… but I’d absolutely spend my way into a pretty sweet setup for the future.
buy tumblr
pay off debt, buy property, give $$ away
buy some gold, houses, give away money to family and friends
5 houses, 4 cars, furniture, book a holiday, clothing vouchers, boat
Gold jewelry
I’ll make my own lunar lander. With black jack. And hookers.
Buy a remote island.
I’m gonna buy my mom her dream fruit tree garden. A house for my sister and a good car for my dad. Something for my cousins as well cuz I love them.
If I get to keep the things I buy, gold, physical gold – coins, bars, rings… and then I wait for the price to stabilise maybe even go back up because I took a billion dollars worth of cheddar out of circulation and then drip feed it back into circulation to maintain a solid quality of life for the rest of my life.
Buy lots of precious metals. Technically not investing
Probably 100,000 acres and then some contractors to reforest it into a wildlife sanctuary
I’m ordering out and paying the service and delivery fees
Hire a Caribbean island and hire a dozen pornstars to stay with me for the day
Cancer research
Okay, so. There’s this amazing website called James Edition. It sells luxuries. That’s one port of call.
But first, I’d contact the Student Loans Company in the UK and buy off as much student debt as possible, including that of all my family. I’d have to get myself some must haves, likely bought at Harrods just to see their faces.
Buy a pair of shoelaces here in Australia.
Superyacht
Buy 19,014 pounds of gold.
Buying a house! I live in Amsterdam and I wanna live here for the rest of my life, but nowadays you have to be a millionaire to buy a nice house here
No investing, yet more than half of all the answers here are about investment, direct or otherwise.
Anyway it is hard to define investment here, anyway.
I pay it in full to the admins of this sub for finally banning „you have x moneys how do you spend this in y yours“ posts because the number of them is too god damn high.
I would consider paying down the hospital bills of those struggling in the US, particularly children with long term health issues.
I would certainly party, fucking hard.
wire it all over to ukraine for the promise of a life-long pension and engraving my signature on every bomb or drone they buy with it.
Buying everything i need. Rest gift to parents and wife
All these people saying they’d buy property has never bought property. It takes 24hrs for an Estate Agent to read an email you send them, let alone go through the whole purchase process
You people saying you’d buy properties and islands… you do realise you can’t do that in a day right?
Rewatching Brewsters millions for ideas.
Whole thing to free housing for homeless. Pick a disease and give it to researchers. Pay for university for however many underprivileged kids. You know, just the standard stuff you’d expect billionaires to do.
Buying 5 houses.
What constitutes “investing”? Literally just putting money in stocks?
Then I pay off my mortgage. Pay off the mortgages of all immediate family. Set college fund trusts for my children, my nieces, and nephews.
Then I find a decent plot of land, buy that. Then find a company that can build me a house exactly how I want, pay extra to expedite the process.
Buy a Toyota Sienna, new bedroom suite, new furniture, etc.
Buy materials to have a massive vegetable garden.
Hire maids to clean on a schedule. Hire a nutritionist to help plan meals. Hire a chef to help plan as well and then cook those meals. Hire a lawn care service.
Plan vacations: Harry Potter world, Disneyland, New Zealand, Canada, Japan, Western Europe, etc. (fly first class for each family member)
Donate a bunch to my church which has offered amaaazing community benefits like pre-school at a fraction of the cost of daycare/other pre-school options, a community garden to help feed the hungry, daycare services while participating in small group activities throughout the week, etc.
Buy an entirely new wardrobe. Not necessarily any different style of clothing, just higher quality that will last longer.
Buy more pairs of orthopedic dress shoes.
Get my tattoo covered with a better, bigger tattoo.
Get all sorts of dental work done.
Depending on what the road I bought this new property on is like, pay to get it widened, add a sidewalk, and add streetlights.
I highly doubt I would even make a dent with that list, but off the top of my head that’s what I would start with.
50% for charity 40% for family and friends 10% partying 24h and do whatever i want to do.
Make others life better and hope they thing of me when i turn poor again. Else… been a good 24h at least. I can sleep well knowing doing okayish
Car repairs and model trains
Student loans gone, medical debt gone, dream home bought, vacation home bought, dream car bought, wife’s dream car bought, car mechanic shop bought (don’t have to pay to fix my car if i own the company) hospital bought (never worry about medical bills again if i own the fricking building) 2 or 3 restaurants bought (I’m a career Chef, my dream is to own and operate a restaurant, I’d just buy more than one cuz like, i can? Also if one fails as a business i have a backup) speaking of cooking I’d buy the COOLEST kitchen ware. Then I’d buy like, new shoes n other miscellaneous items, everything and i mean everything left over (it’ll still be millions) I’ll donate to charity. (Also no way I’d be able to sort out buying all that in 24 hours, so I’d hire some friends to buy some stuff on my behalf so we could divide and conquer)
Paying off all current debts (house, school, credit card), paying my my property taxes in advance for the next 20 years (I don’t really plan to be here in this house that long), buy properties, start multiple businesses, pay off my friends’ homes, some family, set up a trust for my daughter and my future step kids, pay off the house of step-kids mom, pay the proposed levy for the new school in my town so no one’s taxes increase, gift every household in my town (less than 5K people), find entrepreneurs who need help.
Buy an island, a mega yacht, and a huge amount of supplies.
Pay someone $1 billion to answer ludicrous, impossible and meaningless questions (like this one) on Reddit
Play war hammer. Done by lunchtime.
Paying for flights and housing for all those people who want to get out of the US due to…current circumstances, but can’t afford to. Or, at least, for all those I can get in touch with during the 24 hours.
I would establish a political party in the UK called FFS – programme is: support the NHS, rebuild the economy focusing on future-proof services, finance, tech, AI, reduce institutionalised social security, rejoin Europe, cut Capital gains, inheritance, VAT and all the other invidious taxes that theive from the common man, one off wealth and corporate windfall taxes linked to incentives to remain in the country. Require overseas investors in our utilities to cough up and commit to better pricing and environmental standards. The list goes on paying for what we need by people who have been unfairly stealing from the nation. See you at the ballot 🫡
Ask SCOTUS if they feel like changing their minds about anything.
Buy a private island and a bunch of gold and jewels. Then make a massive treasure hunt to find it.
Brewster’s Billions!
I’m going to buy sex from my wife for exactly 1B. It’s a solid investment that has both short and long term benefits for both of us……
Seems like anything I’d try would be a ‘loophole’ of some kind.
Even if I had a billion though, it’d be hard to do most of those in under 24 hours unless there’s also instantaneous things like identity verification, escrow, legal contract writing, proof of funds, inspections, etc.. Even buying a house takes a long time, let alone companies/buildings.
Ultimately the rules would need to be clarified as well. I’d almost always lean towards ways that I could gain it back into my regular life, but that in itself might somehow be a loophole.
I’m going to spend every penny on gold bars and diamonds which I’ll liquidate as needed after the 24 hour period.
2 hours to hire programmers and admin. They set up a few bots to purchase insane quantities of valuable goods and have them all shipped to the new wearehouse I just bought along with a few workers, loading equipment and security to keep things running. All I’ve done is pay people for goods and services. No saving, investing, or loopholes. I then party for the rest of the 24 hours and wake up hung over but at the head of a billion dollar business empire. EZ choices.
I’d give almost all of it away and and then arrange for the biggest party the world has ever seen in Vegas with what’s leftover..
Open multiple leveraged trading accounts, nuke a couple coins and stocks and watch as Donny loses his mind
Hire a lawyer, buy as much conservation land as I can, protect it from ever being sold (not an investment then right?)
Donate 10 million to 99 charities, taking screenshots as I do so I can send them to arseholes who hate the groups I’m supporting.
Contact estate agent and builders and pre pay on their services. and then spend a 1m on junk, entire steam wish list, fancy pc, few thousand on warhammer, yugioh, pokemon etc.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Give it all to my government in lieu of taxes. I.E. become tax exempt for the rest of my life.
It’s not savings, it’s not investing, it’s not a loophole. It’s spending money and getting something in return.
Buy physical gold
Easy, im buying a few companies. No loophole, no investing.
Buying the presidency, duh
food banks, childrens hospitals, homeless shelters, scholarships for low income students. Buying any asset would technically be a way of savings. If not, buy a 10 million dollar house, and sell it for 7 million. I can live very comfortably with the interest and proceeds from that house.
Have lunch at the airport
Do I get to keep everything that I buy?
Then I buy up all the properties that I can. Then immediately sell some to have cash, and rent out the others.
Honestly there’s no way to spend that much money into anything that quick. And since investing and buying anything from a bank is forbidden, I’d just get 1000 million dollar checks, go to some big city and give them to random people.
Gonna get me some sweet AWS Cloudwatch.
Buying 2-3 yachts, expect I need to sell them to pay for the staff and maintenance needed.
What does the “no loopholes” mean?
I’d pay off all my debts, make sure there’s more than enough for my aging parents to live well, and buy myself a few houses and some land – I’m in the UK, so a couple of central London townhouses, a luxurious detached house on the outskirts of the city, and some land with with a mansion a bit further away.
Other than that, buy myself a ton of tech (read servers, etc.), few cars, boats, etc. It might be a loophole, but effectively get my business a massive boost. And pay for a couple of more degrees.
For me it would be a nice house for each member of my family and close friends. Nothing crazy just a very nice house each. Then some vacation houses like few crazy cabins in some spectacular mountain sites and some summer houses on some Greek and some exotic islands. Buy all the stuff I ever thought of owning. Organize a super round the world trip. The rest goes to fund research/education and charity
Gender affirming surgery paid in full, lifetime supply of testosterone, lifetime guitar and singing lessons, apartments in…5 (?) countries, new teeth, lifetime chauffer/driver service, the rest to human rights, anti war, and lgbtqi+ charities
Buy cruise ships
Giving a lot of that to my close friends, family and charity/causes as an easy start.
Other than that, booking a few trips in advance around the world to places I’ve never been.
Paying off any debts we have, mortgage, etc.
Other than that, life is already pretty good, and doing these things would make me feel good about life.
2 girls at the same time
Im buying tools, cars, houses, all the little toys I would enjoy, oh and a boat aswell cause why not
Pinball and arcade machines.
I wish I had a place to keep them too.
Donate it all to PBS and affiliates.
A non-fungible token. Most definitely a real asset (because it’s not fungible, duh)
Edit: I’d buy it from my wife.
Taking the “no investment” literally means that I have to buy something that will never make me any money. So the purchase has to be either completely selfish spending… or it can be philanthropy? One sane option would be to just donate the money to a large respectable charity, other thing that comes to mind would be to buy a huuuuge chunk of land with the purpose of making it into a nature reserve – however this would mean significant property taxes in the future.
Land and houses.
Buying a fuck ton of farms!
Watching Brewster’s Millions
Donate to every charity I can find
I pay my wife to vacuum the house and do laundry. Half a billion per task. It better be spotless.
I’d buy currencies.
Can I buy gold? If not, then pay off all family and friend debt, and maybe a really nice house that I can still afford the tax burden of. The rest I’d use to pay off as much random medical debt as I could.
make a huge donation – to myself
If I can keep what I buy,
Houses/ apartments
Gold
Silver
Hotel stays and air tickets throughout the world
Land in residential and industrial areas
Beauty products (with long expiry)
Cars
Foodgrain
Maybe Some businesses
Fill my gas tank 😆
Pay my GF a billion dollars for a blowjob. She’d do it for free, but I’ve got to spend the money quick.
I’d buy a couple of permanent cabins on a luxury cruise ship, with all food and amenities included. So if nothing else I have somewhere I can live for free, and can bring guests.
If possible, I’d hire a travel agency and pay them up front to take care of my travel needs for the rest of my life. Want a car? They’ll arrange one. Flights? They got you covered.
Buy a mansion for me and my closest friends to live in together. Something we dreamed about in the past. Contract someone to manage and maintain it for the next 25 years or so.
Buy a house for everyone in my family wherever they want. And hey, if it’s more than 8 houses in one transaction, you can get an exemption on the 2nd home tax (UK).
Anything left over would go to charity.
investing is a tricky one. if i buy a shitload of jewelry or a mansion am i investing in real estate or gold? what about buying them on the futures market instead of from brokers and jewelers?
I’ll just buy every single property I can near me.
What do you consider “loopholes”?
I need to rewatch Brewsters Millions before answering.
All houses
Buy 10 billion worth of debt for the billion and forgive it.
I would: secure a lifetime admission to the best university in my country, a lifetime ticket with the best airline, buy as much land as I can for conservation purpose, hire a team of professionals (lawyer, doctor, notary, people that know shit about land, etc) for life and of course hookers and cocaine!
Buy and forgive a billion dollars worth of medical debt. Fuck you, private insurance.
I’d buy up debt of as many people as possible and cancel it.
Pay off everything (house, student loans, cars) send half to Ukraine, pay off all back property taxes for everyone in my town and give the rest to every person running against maga in the 2026 elections.
I don’t know if it’s possible.
Damn near all high dollar transactions take proof of funds and waiting periods.
If you could line some things up, like if people were aware of this:
Real estate is an easy win. Probably a few commercial properties and a few residential ones will get you there.
I’d tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time.
If i keep anything past the 24 hours, is that saving? If i sell something down the line, is that thing an investment? What possible loophole can be found or exploited when you have three rules?
Given the parameters, I can’t spend it because everything is an investment in some way shape or form.
Watch the movie Brewster’s Millions. This is the storyline.