“While I’d love to say something that would impress you profoundly, I’d much rather impress you with my deeds and actions if you were to afford me the opportunity to do such”.
Everything else that comes to mind, if it impresses a woman then I would assume the woman to be shallow and would be an instant turn-off to me. If I tell a woman that I give hand warming packets to homeless people during the winter, how would she know for certain that I do this? If I tell a woman that I drive ______, have _______ in the bank, live in a ______ house, it’s going to let me know that she is a gold digger. If she’s impressed by my words alone, she doesn’t seem like someone that I’d want to pursue.
Nice smile, introduce myself and ask their name. Pure confidence goes a long way. You’d need an exceptional pick up line to make an impact and most of them are already used up
“My friends saw me checking you out and wouldn’t stop harassing me to come talk to you, so here’s a piece of paper, put a fake number on it if you want, just don’t give them the satisfaction of publicly rejecting me, thanks”
Look, I’m athletic, girl, I’ve gotten several Rec League MVP’s
At my crib I’ve got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed
In my room I got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
Like with the crushed ice
“I ate my twin in the womb and I feel like maybe that’s why I keep fantasizing about eating human flesh. Like its a permanent craving, but also maybe a fetish?”
I wouldn’t bother. If I only have ten seconds, then this is obviously not someone I’ve had extended interactions with.
If I haven’t interacted with her much, then I have no idea at all if I’m interested in her.
Sure, she might be hot, and I might have some information to go on to guess at her interests, but my experience is that people are often very different than you might guess just based on their appearance, and hence I probably wouldn’t bother.
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All your base are belong to us.
Would you like to dance with me?
I made some fresh bread this morning, want some? Butter, jam, or cream cheese?
I wanna be a provider,
garner you in silk like a spider
Roll a die, you bet, I’m a rider
Your outer shell, your secret insider
Hey baby. Wanna wrestle?
Excuse me
6 inches, 6 foot, 6 figures.
“While I’d love to say something that would impress you profoundly, I’d much rather impress you with my deeds and actions if you were to afford me the opportunity to do such”.
Everything else that comes to mind, if it impresses a woman then I would assume the woman to be shallow and would be an instant turn-off to me. If I tell a woman that I give hand warming packets to homeless people during the winter, how would she know for certain that I do this? If I tell a woman that I drive ______, have _______ in the bank, live in a ______ house, it’s going to let me know that she is a gold digger. If she’s impressed by my words alone, she doesn’t seem like someone that I’d want to pursue.
Nothing I say in ten seconds should convince anyone of anything.
I can cook.
I’m forklift certified
I can make good pasta from scratch
I’d say something clever, but your smile just deleted every smart thought I had
“I can make you feel like I’ve never had sex before.”
How much ? 😆
They’re real, and they’re fantastic
Hey chicky baby!
“Gimme some sugar baby.” OK, it would never work, but still…
I have an excellent credit score 😉
Tacos, my place, let’s go
Nice smile, introduce myself and ask their name. Pure confidence goes a long way. You’d need an exceptional pick up line to make an impact and most of them are already used up
Do you want a green card and 6 inches.
I’m here. The man you prayed for.
did you know that when youre not so focused on time…10 seconds can feel like a split second and an eternity at the same time?
What’s with this anime thing girls do?
“My friends saw me checking you out and wouldn’t stop harassing me to come talk to you, so here’s a piece of paper, put a fake number on it if you want, just don’t give them the satisfaction of publicly rejecting me, thanks”
Look, I’m athletic, girl, I’ve gotten several Rec League MVP’s
At my crib I’ve got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed
In my room I got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
Like with the crushed ice
I’d have to spit it fast I guess.
Fabio was misunderstood.
Do you like video games?
“No thanks, I’m gay”.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
May I have this dance?
Be suspicious of all boys and men.
Forklift Certified /s, I’m not that cool
I do my own laundry 😎
I have tacos
I can make a mean spicy lasagna! They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but it applies for everyone!
Do you want to be in control, or are you ready to surrender it?
The industrial revolution & its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
I always leave the toilet seat down baby..😍
The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die
Tell me about yourself.
I’ve got a 9 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
Tell her: I’m glad you’re the first person I see each day.
She’ll probably blush. She may even melt. So, if you use the line, be able to follow it up when she first reacts to it.
I wouldn’t say anything. I’d just listen.
I’m rich.
I’m tall, rich and well hung. Choose two.
I’m mentally healthy and emotionally stable.
Uhhh, ehuhhuhuhuh. Heh-ey beybee. Ehuhuhuhuhuh.
I can keep a woman happy in bed. I’m exothermic.
Ayyyeeee baby QUE PASO!?
I’m a chef and can make you laugh.
“You were always mine.”
Probably the only reason she married me, lol.
I mostly stay quiet and offer a genuine smile.
I don’t believe in having to impress people.
Hey bb wan sum fuk?
Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing-bang
Ooho eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla-walla, bing-bang
I only need two; I’m rich
I’m rich.
My fly is down because I want it to be
Wanna see some shiny blue things?
Why am I impressing her?
If I gotta work to impress her, she doesn’t need to be in my circle.
Hey girl. I had a dream about you last night. I dreamt that you were a rabbit and I was a carrot.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
“My dick is 13 inches, if you doubt, find out!”
“I ate my twin in the womb and I feel like maybe that’s why I keep fantasizing about eating human flesh. Like its a permanent craving, but also maybe a fetish?”
That should leave an impression on her.
what do you call a penguin with two eyes?
a penguiin 😎
Check out this cheese.
I have pot, booze, and money.
The balance of my retirement account has two commas.
I wouldn’t bother. If I only have ten seconds, then this is obviously not someone I’ve had extended interactions with.
If I haven’t interacted with her much, then I have no idea at all if I’m interested in her.
Sure, she might be hot, and I might have some information to go on to guess at her interests, but my experience is that people are often very different than you might guess just based on their appearance, and hence I probably wouldn’t bother.
I will love you more than you thought was possible.
I bet halo 3 on legendary, all by myself
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.
Have you seen my baseball?
I am a DM.
Get ya coat love, you’ve pulled.
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I’m rich have multiple properties, have no hobbies, both my parents are dead, no siblings, no family whatsoever, and just want some one to be with me!
Say this real fast.
I hope you have a nice day.
Because if you’ve only got 10 seconds, don’t worry about there being any sort of follow up
I have 50 million power in Rise of kingdom rahhhhhh
You like Pallas cats?
Smile if you want to have sex with me