You have 10 seconds to impress a girl with words only. What do you say?

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You have 10 seconds to impress a girl with words only. What do you say?

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  2. Disgruntled_Oldguy Avatar

    All your base are belong to us.

  3. Curious_Document_956 Avatar

    Would you like to dance with me?

  4. PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS Avatar

    I made some fresh bread this morning, want some? Butter, jam, or cream cheese?

  5. wuance_moore Avatar

    I wanna be a provider,
    garner you in silk like a spider
    Roll a die, you bet, I’m a rider
    Your outer shell, your secret insider

  6. TotalFNEclipse Avatar

    Hey baby. Wanna wrestle?

  7. RevolvingCheeta Avatar

    6 inches, 6 foot, 6 figures.

  8. Not_Sure__Camacho Avatar

    “While I’d love to say something that would impress you profoundly, I’d much rather impress you with my deeds and actions if you were to afford me the opportunity to do such”.

    Everything else that comes to mind, if it impresses a woman then I would assume the woman to be shallow and would be an instant turn-off to me. If I tell a woman that I give hand warming packets to homeless people during the winter, how would she know for certain that I do this? If I tell a woman that I drive ______, have _______ in the bank, live in a ______ house, it’s going to let me know that she is a gold digger. If she’s impressed by my words alone, she doesn’t seem like someone that I’d want to pursue.

  9. edudkolol Avatar

    Nothing I say in ten seconds should convince anyone of anything.

  10. CultBro Avatar

    I’m forklift certified

  11. Quiet_giant05 Avatar

    I can make good pasta from scratch

  12. Defiant_Sir767 Avatar

    I’d say something clever, but your smile just deleted every smart thought I had

  13. Possumnal Avatar

    “I can make you feel like I’ve never had sex before.”

  14. RealPrinceZuko Avatar

    They’re real, and they’re fantastic

  15. rollinwheelz Avatar

    Hey chicky baby!

  16. Mandala1069 Avatar

    “Gimme some sugar baby.” OK, it would never work, but still…

  17. damnalexisonreddit Avatar

    I have an excellent credit score 😉

  18. STS986 Avatar

    Tacos, my place, let’s go 

  19. enchiladasundae Avatar

    Nice smile, introduce myself and ask their name. Pure confidence goes a long way. You’d need an exceptional pick up line to make an impact and most of them are already used up

  20. Jeanboong Avatar

    Do you want a green card and 6 inches.

  21. PineappleKind1048 Avatar

    I’m here. The man you prayed for.

  22. hottlumpiaz Avatar

    did you know that when youre not so focused on time…10 seconds can feel like a split second and an eternity at the same time?

  23. GetMeSumfrmtheFridge Avatar

    What’s with this anime thing girls do?

  24. Nemesiskillcam Avatar

    “My friends saw me checking you out and wouldn’t stop harassing me to come talk to you, so here’s a piece of paper, put a fake number on it if you want, just don’t give them the satisfaction of publicly rejecting me, thanks”

  25. JohnnyWeapon Avatar

    Look, I’m athletic, girl, I’ve gotten several Rec League MVP’s
    At my crib I’ve got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed
    In my room I got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
    Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
    Like with the crushed ice

    I’d have to spit it fast I guess.

  26. decorama Avatar

    Fabio was misunderstood.

  27. WhenWillIBelong Avatar

    Do you like video games?

  28. NirgalFromMars Avatar

    “No thanks, I’m gay”.

  29. aknightwhosaysnope Avatar

    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  30. mrnatural18 Avatar

    May I have this dance?

  31. West-Cabinet-2169 Avatar

    Be suspicious of all boys and men.

  32. ghostwriter85 Avatar

    Forklift Certified /s, I’m not that cool

  33. No-Cauliflower-4661 Avatar

    I do my own laundry 😎

  34. Kintuse Avatar

    I can make a mean spicy lasagna! They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but it applies for everyone!

  35. JoeDanSan Avatar

    Do you want to be in control, or are you ready to surrender it?

  36. Nouseriously Avatar

    The industrial revolution & its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  37. Literally-Him-420 Avatar

    I always leave the toilet seat down baby..😍

  38. majakovskij Avatar

    The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die

  39. thudlife2020 Avatar

    Tell me about yourself.

  40. Mroatcake1 Avatar

    I’ve got a 9 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

  41. RickyRacer2020 Avatar

    Tell her:  I’m glad you’re the first person I see each day.

    She’ll probably blush. She may even melt. So, if you use the line, be able to follow it up when she first reacts to it.

  42. liketosaysalsa Avatar

    I wouldn’t say anything. I’d just listen.

  43. CalGoldenBear55 Avatar

    I’m tall, rich and well hung. Choose two.

  44. toolatealreadyfapped Avatar

    I’m mentally healthy and emotionally stable.

  45. froatbitte Avatar

    Uhhh, ehuhhuhuhuh. Heh-ey beybee. Ehuhuhuhuhuh.

  46. EmEssAy Avatar

    I can keep a woman happy in bed. I’m exothermic.

  47. I_AM_JIM_CARREY Avatar

    Ayyyeeee baby QUE PASO!?

  48. ItsTreganometry Avatar

    I’m a chef and can make you laugh.

  49. Knights_Fight Avatar

    “You were always mine.”

    Probably the only reason she married me, lol.

  50. SugamoNoGaijin Avatar

    I mostly stay quiet and offer a genuine smile.
    I don’t believe in having to impress people.

  51. KronktheKronk Avatar

    Hey bb wan sum fuk?

  52. Luckygecko1 Avatar

    Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
    Walla walla, bing-bang
    Ooho eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
    Walla-walla, bing-bang

  53. aja_ramirez Avatar

    I only need two; I’m rich

  54. HeyNateBarber Avatar

    My fly is down because I want it to be

  55. cheamo Avatar

    Wanna see some shiny blue things?

  56. great_nathanian Avatar

    Why am I impressing her?

    If I gotta work to impress her, she doesn’t need to be in my circle.

  57. gino1981 Avatar

    Hey girl. I had a dream about you last night. I dreamt that you were a rabbit and I was a carrot.

  58. Canyon-Man1 Avatar

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

  59. TSells31 Avatar

    “My dick is 13 inches, if you doubt, find out!”

  60. Lyretongue Avatar

    “I ate my twin in the womb and I feel like maybe that’s why I keep fantasizing about eating human flesh. Like its a permanent craving, but also maybe a fetish?”

    That should leave an impression on her.

  61. Wingels Avatar

    what do you call a penguin with two eyes?

    a penguiin 😎

  62. ohlaph Avatar

    Check out this cheese. 

  63. LongDistRid3r Avatar

    I have pot, booze, and money.

  64. TexasScooter Avatar

    The balance of my retirement account has two commas.

  65. el_pinko_grande Avatar

    I wouldn’t bother. If I only have ten seconds, then this is obviously not someone I’ve had extended interactions with. 

    If I haven’t interacted with her much, then I have no idea at all if I’m interested in her. 

    Sure, she might be hot, and I might have some information to go on to guess at her interests, but my experience is that people are often very different than you might guess just based on their appearance, and hence I probably wouldn’t bother. 

  66. skurvecchio Avatar

    I will love you more than you thought was possible.

  67. AUSS13MANDIAS Avatar

    I bet halo 3 on legendary, all by myself

  68. brooksie1131 Avatar

    Ma’am this is a Wendy’s. 

  69. Baggabones88 Avatar

    Have you seen my baseball?

  70. doihavetousethis Avatar

    Get ya coat love, you’ve pulled.

  71. op3l Avatar

    I’m rich have multiple properties, have no hobbies, both my parents are dead, no siblings, no family whatsoever, and just want some one to be with me!

    Say this real fast.

  72. dhill9696_ Avatar

    I hope you have a nice day.

    Because if you’ve only got 10 seconds, don’t worry about there being any sort of follow up

  73. not_yashxd Avatar

    I have 50 million power in Rise of kingdom rahhhhhh

  74. FoxCQC Avatar

    You like Pallas cats?

  75. LivingIntent Avatar

    Smile if you want to have sex with me