For 48 hours you can do anything you want. Harm people however you want, commit any crime, etc. You could use this time to be a vigilante, a complete villain, or anything else. It doesn’t have to be anything major. Maybe the most thrill that you’d want is just running a stop sign or walking around naked. But no matter how minor or significant you want things to get, you have the 48 hours to try to make it happen.
There will be no consequences to your actions. Nobody but you will remember what you did. Not the people you helped, hurt, or killed. Not the police. Not your friends or family. And nothing you do can ever be traced back to you. People may notice the missing money, the damage, the disappearances. They might investigate or try to make sense of it. But they will never be able to uncover the truth or connect it to you in any way.
Any money you steal will still be in your account. Any person you save will still be alive. Any building you destroy will still be rubble. You will walk away with everything you took. But you alone will remember how you got it.
This is a one-time opportunity. Once you start, the 48-hour clock begins ticking. When it runs out, it’s over for good.
So, what do you do with it?
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: For 48 hours you can do anything you want. Harm people however you want, commit any crime, etc. You could use this time to be a vigilante, a complete villain, or anything else. It doesn’t have to be anything major. Maybe the most thrill that you’d want is just running a stop sign or walking around naked. But no matter how minor or significant you want things to get, you have the 48 hours to try to make it happen.
There will be no consequences to your actions. Nobody but you will remember what you did. Not the people you helped, hurt, or killed. Not the police. Not your friends or family. And nothing you do can ever be traced back to you. People may notice the missing money, the damage, the disappearances. They might investigate or try to make sense of it. But they will never be able to uncover the truth or connect it to you in any way.
Any money you steal will still be in your account. Any person you save will still be alive. Any building you destroy will still be rubble. You will walk away with everything you took. But you alone will remember how you got it.
This is a one-time opportunity. Once you start, the 48-hour clock begins ticking. When it runs out, it’s over for good.
So, what do you do with it?
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There will be untold amounts of mayhem worldwide.
Honestly probably just some petty theft, get some stuff to make my home life more comfortable for my family.
Maybe steal some cash, nothing outlandish or that would hurt an individual (from big corporations and such).
Maybe put the one person that I hate in life in an embarrassing situation when the time starts again.
I can’t imagine just going on a murder or destruction spree.
I also don’t see too many ways to get a benefit out of this without breaking the law or your morals.
Steal, steal a lot a lot of money, jewelry, and then more money.
I mostly do what I want already. I guess, just to take advantage of it, I’d tell my neighbor’s abusive husband off a bit. I really don’t feel the need, but it would be a waste not to take an opportunity.
My boss won’t know why he’s in a wheelchair
2 or 3 billion .. easy
Rob a few banks and call it a day
I’d be getting laid.
Take some dumps on some politicians desks…fuck it…on the politicians. Take recording of said pooping.
Steal as much money as possible so I can live the rest of my life in absolute peace, I figure I would need to steal around $500,000 absolute minimum to be able to let compounding interest do its thing for the next 15-25 years.
However, the best idea I can think of currently is travel to the closest major city to me (New York city) and rob most of the high end jeweler stores of their shit. The diamond district handles on average $400,000,000 per day. If I steal a fraction of that I’m set for life. I figure I could easily steal anywhere from 10-50 million in 2 days. I would mainly focus on cash as I wouldn’t have to fence it but gold and silver would be fine as well (easier to melt down gold and silver than recut diamonds).
Once I do that and I’m set for life I’d go sex offender hunting until the time ran out.
Heavily depends on whether people will still resist even tho I’m immune to later prosecution etc.
For example if I can walk into a bank and just hop the counter and fill my swag bag while the security guard carries on sipping their coffee I’ll probably go with that. If the security guard is going to rugby tackle me into next week then I’ll need a plan B.
I’d be Robin Hood for the 48 hours, and TCOB with some bad people
There’d be a lot less names on the sex offender registry.
I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’
Robbing banks and burning my work to the ground
I sleep.
Probably a few major bank hits or something. I would help myself and family with necessary things that are not typically affordable or accessible.
Steal a lot of gold jewelry. Take over a new construction house no one is living in yet. Get the deeds to open lots around town. Get my kids into the college or trade school of their choice, all fees waived. Rig a small lottery somehow to win enough money to retire at a comfortable but not crazy level.
Then maybe kill a few abusive men. Had to go a little dark.
I’m getting some money, and I’m going to attempt to tell people how I really feel about them…
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How many billionaires could I extort in 48 hours do you think?
Eliminate some billionaires. Raid their gold coins from their Scrooge McDuck swimming pools, then give them out to poor people, meaning me.
Nice try cop.
I’d be stealing money, primarily. There are certain people on a list of mine, but I don’t think 48 hours is enough time to execute on that plan yet lmao.
One person I might potentially kill (gasp) or at least maim.
More than likely, I’m just stealing as much money as I can
Steal a tank
so much money to be had, and there is a big house I’d love to see as rubble.
I’m just going to steal a lot I think.
A lot of money will be put in my bank account and a lot of politicians will be dead
I’m getting as much cash as I can and also going to get myself a new car
Also Pokémon cards. I would take SOOOOOOOO many
Look for the photo and video of Trump being split roasted by Rosie O’Donnell with a huge strap-on and Al Sharpton
So what happens when I rob a bank and get arrested? Will the cops and prosecutors just forget after 48 hours, forcing them to release me?
Banks, banks, and banks 🥷🏾
The guy who raped my daughter is about to have some really serious issues. Also the guy who beat my friend’s 9 year old son to death.
Other than that maybe some financial chicanery to get out of the hole I’ve been in lately, if I can come up with a mostly victimless way to accomplish it. File paperwork to take the mortgage off my house maybe, that’d do me pretty good.
Make some money
Hookers & cocaine.
I’d solve the Israhell problem. One way or the other…
Beat my meat. Need post nut clarity before I make my next move.
Sir can you guide me to De beers vault…
This means I can take 48 hours off work with zero consequences. Nobody will remember I’m gone, and I’ll still get paid and no points in the system.
This would make completing my move so much easier.
Change all of the nuclear attack codes in the world. 🤣
I’d spend 36 hours going to every bank I could and steeling whatever cash they have on hand. They are all insured and it wouldn’t affect anyone personally (at least I don’t see how it would).
Then I’d spend 6hrs sleeping.
Then the last 6 hours I’d go around doing the most random things in town I’ve always wanted to do. Grab a Porsche from the local dealership and haus it around town. Head the local golf store and grab just 3 entire sets of clubs and as many balls and gloves, Tees etc as I could fit in my car (not the Porsche). And finally end at Costco with a box van full of goodies including a big chest freezer to hold all the Costco food. Lol
Yep, I think that’s about right.
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I would pull out all of my money, and pay people to pick up garbage from roads, parks, and plant trees and flowers
Oh vigilante for sure
I’d rob every bank I could find in those 48 hours. And between banks, I’d rob some heavy-duty jewelers for diamonds and gold.
And I’d destroy some Teslas on the way.
I’m going full Robin Hood mode. I’m robbing every bank I can, delete some student loan records along the way if I can. Next the cheque cashing places, totally trashing them if possible so they can’t reopen anytime soon. Maybe some wire fraud targeting the unethically wealthy and redistributing the money to the people who actually do the work that makes them money. Steal a car or two. Nothing ostentatious, just a good reliable car. Stealing some corporate credit cards from assholes like Amazon and ordering a shit ton of stuff for overnight delivery. Like a lot. Tablets for students, bikes to give away, good shoes, warm coats and quality clothing for people on disability or living below the poverty line, boxes and boxes and boxes of school supplies and materials to underfunded schools, donate to all the gofundmes I can. And some kickstarters that intrigue me. Massive donations to public libraries to pay for additional services like 3D printing machines, recording booths, tools, etc… use cash advances to fund the education of some kids. Then I’ll be a wee bit selfish and book a fully paid for, all expenses paid trip around the world and finish the day with a fantastic, but still illegal fireworks show. And cake.
Hmmm…how fast can I get to D.C.?
Question: if I get taken to jail during the 48 hours, am I considered innocent and will (eventually) go free afterwards. “Must have been an administrative mixup”?
If I could figure out a victimless way to come into a good chunk of change I would do that. But mostly I would just like to get absolutely roasted without losing my career. So maybe just hang out in Oregon for a couple days lol.
I’m getting a lot of money. Go from bank to bank demanding they transfer the max they can do into my account. Maybe have them give me a bundle of cash too. Probably do some major stores as well, maybe smash open a cash machine or two, don’t want to inconvenience people too much. Not sure how much I can get via these methods. Not sure how much I could make them transfer in one go.
MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. I’m sorry, but the older I get, the more this is a motivator. There is almost no problem in my life that I encounter that cannot be fixed with money. I’m guessing I would find a way to hack into company’s HR and give myself golden parachutes from as many as I can in 48 hours. Register some properties in my name, and if I can find a way, hack into the major 3 credit reporting agencies and wipe their data
I don’t know specifics. But day one is a lot of crime And I mean A LOT. and day two is more crime but a LOT of partying. I’m def trying every drug I’d never normally try.
Instructions unclear, when you say “anything I want”, does that mean it has to make logical sense? Could I for example spawn in a dragon just because I WANT to? If that’s the case I would spawn in a dragon that I can ride, it won’t eat me and will do as I say. I would also learn everything that has ever been learned so that I can become a walking Wikipedia. I would also marry my celebrity crush ofc.
I can’t legally say what I’d do, it’s against the law to say it
Yes, of course, and I’m not telling.
I can finally mouth off at customers at my job!
Test drive as many super cars as possible, maybe forget to return them. Maybe try and sneak a couple boxes of Greggs’ yum yums for the journey!
If I time a bank robbery to finish right at the end of the 48h, what happens? 47h30m in I walk into a bank and make some hostages, steal the money and force them to transfer it to my account. Police won’t breach in just 30mins if there are hostages (less if you count response time), I’m basically guaranteed to wait inside for the remaining 30 mins. What then? I just walk out and magically they can’t connect the dots that the money is missing and went to my account?
I could use a plastic gun for all that matters, just pick a bank with one old guard and tell them to surrender. They won’t risk it.
If I get arrested will they magically forget after 48hrs?
Ask some women on dates.
Transfer the entirety of Musk’s Tesla stock to Tesla employees, same for Space X and Boring, and any other Musk held assets. Then I’d kick him in the balls.
Try to profess my love for the girl I want. See how that goes. Then probebly do some robberies and make some quick cash.
I would steal as much money as I could. Because if you are rich enough, you can spend the rest of your life committing any crime you want with no consequences.
Funnel as many resources as possible into groups that feed those in need, setting up breakfast programs for schools, etc.
Theft. A lot of money.
I don’t know about most other things, but it’s tax season. You know I’m committing massive tax fraud and getting MILLIONS from the government
I would secure my children economicaly for the rest of their lifes.
I have a list of people who will not remember how but now have pedophile tattooed to their forehead and property of Big Jim on their ass. And then I probably go to the nearest dispensary and Rob the place blind pot is still illegal in my state and I have plenty of pot head friends and wouldn’t be the first time I’ve dealt
I’m robbing several banks, assuming that since no one will know after 48 hours, even if I’m caught, they won’t be able to provide evidence for it after 48 hours and will have to let me go.
mario’s brother, iykwim
Nice try, FBI
Nice try fbi
If I could do anything I want, I’d drive. Just drive off in the morning and come back 48 hours later. I’d probably go with whims from there. With no consequences at all does that mean money spent just reappears after the 48 hours?
Probably rob a few banks, a few local casinos and places that provides illegal services
I’m robbing a bank. Multiple banks. Donating and providing to the poor but also keeping some for myself because I’m poor too. 😅
Go to grocery store. Load up on at least a month’s worth of food. Come home and have a nice smoked brisket and corn on the cob.
This is harder than it sounds… I’d obviously want to rob as many FDIC insured banks, a few of them… but risk/reward will I still get shot if I’m caught or is this a you won’t be caught no matter what?
I’d might also want to rob jewelry store for gold because I can always melt it…
I don’t hate anyone enough to ever want to kill them or damage their property unless we are talking health care CEOs and all the other billionaires lol BUT I’d love the opportunity to tell people what I really would like to tell them at work
At the end of the day it’s about making my future better in anyway that I can with hurting the least amount of people
The problem is that even if no one else knows what happened, you did and it makes it more likely you’ll do the same things in the future.
So if you killed someone you didn’t like or stole a bunch of money, it conditions you to reoffend in the future, when it does count. Or maybe you’ll suddenly decide you’re omnipotent.
So I think you’d find most regular people would not really do anything much, or at least would just keep it reasonable. People who would go all out nuts are probably sociopaths.
Post a scamming gofundme ending at 48 hours.
I’m not telling you that will leave a paper trail.
Skinny Dipping
Well there’s not many places these days which hold high volumes of cash, even banks only have 10 – 20k accessible at a given time, supermarkets only have a few thousand on the floor at a given time… so you’d be wanting to steal assets, you could probably plan a bold robbery of a big box stores warehouse, compromise the roller door with a 4×4, roll in with a big truck, load up with iPhones, big TV’s and laptops.
If you could find somewhere that reliably has 1 pallet of iPhones at a given time you could probably make a million bucks selling them. You could try and “hold up” an Apple Store.. they have a lot of small expensive devices. Fill the trolley with $5k MacBooks or whatever.
Stealing cars would be the other thing. Go to a dealer, test drive some cars and just park them in storage for a few days, lambo and stuff won’t let the average person do that but I’ll bet Lexus would, bmw and Mercedes probably would too! Even a few land cruisers, they’re like 100K each in aus. if you could do 3 or 4 cars in a day that’s probably a million bucks…