Some farmer’s border collie on a farm herding sheep.
I feel like that’s a perfect blend of freedom and comfort. Plus I enjoy running. And I get to retain some intelligence. I might lose my balls, but I’m already asexual and never use ’em anyway so no biggie.
And very well loved orange cat. Because who needs more than one braincell when you can just coast by on vibes and become internet famous when your human posts you on TikTok 🤣
One of the aliens in Area 51. I wanna try to break out and then just join society like I’ve always been there and then watch the world upturn as the rights of my species is heavily debated and religions are formed around my anomalous nature and foil hats gain a new sense of respect as their beliefs are proven true.
In all seriousness though I’d want to reincarnate into a pigeon, just feels like a chill life if you can tolerate the assholes that inconvenience you on purpose. But you can always deliver them some karma with that new superpower your new asshole gave you.
Frogs seem to having shit figured out. Just chillin in the water having a good time; jumping around; nice long tongue to catch flies. Just relaxing all day on lily pad; singing songs about rainbows. It seems like a good life.
I would find the most vulnerable and emotionally damaged human I could find and show them unconditional love, to repay the 17 years I got of that from my own recently passed kitty.
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Panda
A cat.
Mountain Lion
One of those Reptilian they say run the world .
a lawyer
Deva.
Orca
Mosquito. unlimited all you can eat blood buffet.
Greenland Shark.
Bird
Cat
Cheap motel pillow
Golden retriever
A cute pet lizard owned by a bored yet herpetology-enthusiastic wealthy person.
Mer-man
a redwood tree
One of those cows that make the blue milk from star wars
Cat to lesbian couple. I’ll want for nothing and I get a show every now and then.
a whale, just floating around with no cares and opening my mouth whenever I am hungry
Honey Badger
Or Spider Pig. To do whatever a Spider Pig does
Sea kelp.
An indoor cat
A cloud
Octopus.
A golden retriever in a white, upper middle class family
Jellyfish
Elephant
A sea turtle
Orangutan
a cat
A republican.
Duck
A harpy eagle.
Kanye
Panda bear
I’ll be a celebrity who gets treated special because I’m cute and cuddly looking.
And I’ll get to fall down slides and chase after my caretakers.
Sperm Whale.
Lady Gaga’s French bulldog.
An octopus. I can squeeze through anything and am alarmingly intelligent.
I will be the laziest, fattest cat you ever saw
Bald Eagle.
Mayfly.
Cat or raptor
A spoiled cat
A poison dart frog.
A snail, I want a quiet life.
A rabbit
Never want to be back ever
Reborn as an almighty God.
A cat . Have humans clean my shit, feed me , kiss me . I just gotta be cute
Tiger
Some farmer’s border collie on a farm herding sheep.
I feel like that’s a perfect blend of freedom and comfort. Plus I enjoy running. And I get to retain some intelligence. I might lose my balls, but I’m already asexual and never use ’em anyway so no biggie.
A skateboard
Bonobo
Octopus
Elephant
My crush’s mirror
Spoiled house cat
A river otter. They seem to play a lot
A cat
A lotus flower
A colourful bird in a warm climate 🌞
Dragon. Or a mosquito.
House cat
I shall come back as a 1996 Toyota Takoma with a V6 but a warn out third cylinder. I shall live forever my second go around. 🤙
Sloth
A god.
An eagle
The butterfly. Nobody expects the butterfly.
I’d love to be a tapeworm.
God
Alpaca
No living in the wild
No one eats the meat
Free haircut once a year
A palm tree
A loon. They fly, they swim, they dive. Master of three domains.
Become monke
Bluejay
Dolphin
Male Rabbit (for personal reasons)
A Boston Terrier
One of Taylor Swift’s cats.
A panda. Have you seen how China treats them? Living like royalty.
Dolphin
This is going to sound cringey, but I want to be reborn as pure angelic energy.
Cat…
An albatross
A spoiled house cat
The immortal jellyfish
Someone’s dick 🔥🔥
A Mayfly… A different meaning to those “one day more”
How about an intelligent alien species that has their shit more figured out than we do.
Seagull
Whatever has been flying those UAPs over Jersey
A dog to a wealthy loving home
A cat — so I can sleep all day and knock things off tables without consequences
An octopus.
The weather.
A Kryptonian
Chimpanzee
A cat owned by a rich spinster who spoils me ❤️
A dinosaur
Capybara
A happy, healthy, well-loved, spoiled-ass, indoor, domesticated, house cat.
(And yes, I’m using a bunch of specifics…because it matters).
Probably an Eagle or an Ant.
A Greek god
A fruit fly
A raven
Fox
Either a vampire or male version of a succubus.
Backstory saw this show where the main character was a succubus, and she was a bad a**.
Horse
A being that looks human, but genetically is not
Stealing an answer from another thread about the same question: SEAGULL!
Live by the beach, fly around all day, eat fries & sandwiches all day. 🩷 beautiful life.
A spoilt house cat
A mayfly.
They live 24 hours then I can be done.
Cat
A planet!
I just have a feeling that if reincarnation is real, then I’ll be a drone bumble bee 🐝
electric guitar
Either a dragon or a kaiju so I can restore the planet to how it was pre-humanity
An alien in a civilization that’s living in fully automated luxury communism.
platinum dragon
A bear
A cat
Wolf
An Eagle
My wife’s douche, so I can run through that thang one last time.
I’d want to be a pokemon. Didn’t say it has to exist in this world.
D&D gold dragon.
Midwest Suburban indoor house cat
A lobster.
A fine feline.
Stingray, they are the gentle and floppy giants of the sea with potential to harm
A spoiled house cat of a DINK couple.
A whale shark
A cat. I’d be fed, cleaned up after, sometimes be loved, but always be tolerated for some reason.
Scarlett Johansson’s panties
Scarlett Johansson’s panties
Penguin
Rock 🪨 or capybara
And very well loved orange cat. Because who needs more than one braincell when you can just coast by on vibes and become internet famous when your human posts you on TikTok 🤣
A house bunny.
A tree
a fitoplankton
A Billionaire.
Either a very spoiled house cat, or a koala they sleep for 23/24 hours a day.
Guinea Pig. Bring me treats
A horse, specifically probably a driving pony, or a horse that is owned by a well off family with a teenager that is just getting into liberty work
Neanderthal
One of the aliens in Area 51. I wanna try to break out and then just join society like I’ve always been there and then watch the world upturn as the rights of my species is heavily debated and religions are formed around my anomalous nature and foil hats gain a new sense of respect as their beliefs are proven true.
In all seriousness though I’d want to reincarnate into a pigeon, just feels like a chill life if you can tolerate the assholes that inconvenience you on purpose. But you can always deliver them some karma with that new superpower your new asshole gave you.
A 90 lb Swan with a 15 ft wingspan.
Anything that can’t be easily controlled by humans.. or maybe an eagle
Galapagos Islands Giant Tortoise.
A seagul. I get to live at the beach, fly, no natural predators. I get to eat people’s fries and ice cream. And I can shit on people I don’t like.
dragon
One of my wife’s pets. They are all fucking spoiled.
A goose. I want to live my next life as an agent of chaos.
Frogs seem to having shit figured out. Just chillin in the water having a good time; jumping around; nice long tongue to catch flies. Just relaxing all day on lily pad; singing songs about rainbows. It seems like a good life.
Idk something cool like a bird cause all they do is just fly around sing cool ass songs then die
Fuck that let me die in peace
Cat
A cat. I envy their life.
House cat
Lizard people. Bout time I get into politics
A house cat
House cat.
I would find the most vulnerable and emotionally damaged human I could find and show them unconditional love, to repay the 17 years I got of that from my own recently passed kitty.
A barn cat
Cat
A house cat.
A labrador in Alabama. Still plenty of women options there.
An F-22 Raptor.
A cat. I’d be reincarnated as a cat. I’d be such a silly cat