You just won $10 million but can’t quit your job. What’s the first thing you do?

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You just won $10 million but can’t quit your job. What’s the first thing you do?

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  1. litvisherebbetzin Avatar

    Buy a new home and put the rest away for my kids’ futures. My salary would cover daily living.

  2. s-mores Avatar

    Get a lawyer 

  3. Glad_Buffalo_5037 Avatar
  4. ejiityj Avatar

    Start paying people to work that job instead of me

  5. Davryl Avatar

    High class hookers

  6. satan-spawner Avatar

    Buy farmland to grow beans

  7. OCWebSleuth Avatar

    Hire someone to do my job.

  8. Just_a_Ginger_Fella Avatar

    Hire someone to roll my blunts for me

  9. Ok_midnight3506 Avatar

    Make my work a non for profit (veterinarian here)

  10. DeeJudanne Avatar

    go down in working hours

  11. KingOuthere Avatar

    Try to get fir3d

  12. laurapcd1 Avatar

    Take a long vacation til I was fired 😂😂😂

  13. 69DonaldTrump69 Avatar

    Quiet quit my job.

  14. DetectiveMakazian Avatar

    I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time.

  15. Fun-Bag7627 Avatar

    Just not show up again. Eventually nature will fix my problem.

  16. RingReasonable Avatar

    Then what’s the whole point of me getting $10 million?

  17. DecepticonPropaganda Avatar

    Take a piss in the plant in HR. Definitely getting fired for that one.

  18. malarkeyBS Avatar

    Retire my mother.

  19. Nack3r Avatar

    I would just stop showing up to work.

  20. Dahns Avatar

    Hire someone to do my job instead?

  21. Watchman74 Avatar

    Get drunk and on drugs. Let the games begin

  22. mikestorm Avatar

    Money has been keeping me up so the first thing I would do is get a good night’s sleep.

  23. RMCaird Avatar

    Well I might not be able to quit, but you don’t say I have to still go to work. So the first thing I would do is be to not go to work. 

    Next thing? Probably just go for a meal to celebrate… 

  24. jinxes_are_pretend Avatar

    Quiet quit like a doctor.

  25. SnooFlake Avatar

    Get fired from my job!

  26. m07815 Avatar

    Not show up to work until I get fired

  27. juventino13 Avatar

    I work from home so take a couple of days off to travel to Japan and stay there a few weeks

  28. nowhereisaguy Avatar

    Get fired any way I can. 

  29. Mr_Lumbergh Avatar

    Get myself fired.

  30. mizzlol Avatar

    Im a teacher so I would invest in my school and students. I’d just start all sorts of cool programs and get the laptops fixed and buy them more basketballs for gym. I’d love to be a millionaire working my job.

  31. OliveKetchup99 Avatar

    I still wont quit but it would make me feel less anxious about bills and I would “enjoy” working without having to worry if I can make it to the next paydate.

  32. RedandDangerous Avatar

    Pay off debts and get someone in to clean and organize everyday

  33. IEatLamas Avatar

    Probably order a beast PC and go shopping. Buy w.e I’ve always wanted

  34. Sagelegend Avatar

    Go on unpaid leave.

  35. Gold_Importance_2513 Avatar

    Take a blow up mattress and a pillow and sleep until I am sacked

  36. muy_carona Avatar

    First thing? Take my family to dinner.

    Buy rental homes including a beach front house.

  37. bitsofhoney Avatar

    Celebrate. I LOVE my job. Truly, the only downside is the pay. (I’m a teacher)

  38. ImAlwaysRight000 Avatar

    Just not show up to work. You can keep me on the payroll if you want, but I’m not coming

  39. PaigePossum Avatar

    Pay off my mortgage. At only 10 million I probably wouldn’t quit my job even if I could. I’m not quite good enough with money for that to be never work again money.

  40. theabominablewonder Avatar

    I’m only on a year contract so I’d just see it out with a lot of unpaid leave.

  41. SmegmaSandwich69420 Avatar

    Quit my job. I’ve got 10 million, who’s gonna stop me?

  42. Iknownothing0321 Avatar

    Show up with a nice bottle of scotch and start firing off some emails, i should be escorted out by lunch.

  43. WylieCyoteee Avatar

    Shit my pants so they send me home

  44. Snyper1982 Avatar

    Get fired from my job….

  45. VestiCat Avatar

    Switch to part time

  46. Change0062 Avatar

    Buy the company

  47. Monst3r_Live Avatar

    get reassigned, then quit.

  48. icecreampoop Avatar

    Just not show up

  49. Milk_Machine20 Avatar

    Fine, I would just ghost them. They’d never see me again

  50. Ganado1 Avatar

    Take more vacation time

  51. tconfo Avatar
  52. pEter-skEeterR45 Avatar

    Buy the business or partner up (it’s a dispensary and farm)

  53. Own-Guidance5473 Avatar

    put it all on red

  54. PortaSponge Avatar

    talk to a finance attorney.

  55. NewHandle3922 Avatar

    Retirement is not quitting

  56. Ben17649 Avatar

    I’m smoking my vape, taking extra breaks, and I’m sure as hell not working. I’d be there to supervise…on an office chair that I roll around on all day

  57. Big_Fee3474 Avatar

    I’d buy the business I couldn’t quit

  58. Kay_29 Avatar

    Pay off my credit card (again) and my student loans.  I like my job so not being allowed to quit isn’t actually an issue.

  59. betam4x Avatar

    The joke is on you, I don’t have one! 🤣

  60. MadRockthethird Avatar

    Show up whenever I want, get drunk, and leave whenever I want.

  61. Bodorocea Avatar

    continue to go to work relaxed and confident because of my newly acquired financial stability, and continue working because i love my job. oh, and buy 5 apartments and rent them.

  62. dr4gonr1der Avatar

    I buy a house, get rid of my car, and buy my dream car

  63. Cultural-Annual-6837 Avatar

    I’d probably work part time just for something to do. Then do hobby, cook more, go out more, and invest a decent amount

  64. Effective-Mongoose57 Avatar

    I’d keep working for the next 6-12 months minimum in any senario, while I worked on securing and investing the money. So not quitting is NBD.

    I’d probably try to reduce my hours if that allowed.

    But first step is lawyer, accountant and uncial analyst team.

  65. AndrewBdizzle Avatar

    Personally, I would go ‘fuck, yeah. I just fucking won 10 million fucking dollars. That’s me retired.’. Or something very close to that.

  66. RedofPaw Avatar

    I like my job, so I’m not going to quit.

    Probably buy a house. The millennial dream.

  67. Arkhangelzk Avatar

    Oh they’re going to fire me lol 

  68. Math-Hatter Avatar

    Retire early. That’s technically quitting.

  69. WildDreamgirl Avatar

    Finally get that back surgery I’ve been putting off. Been working as a nurse for 12 years with chronic pain because I couldn’t afford the time off. Still gotta work, but at least I won’t be suffering through every shift.

  70. andricathere Avatar

    I guess I’ll just stay unemployed and work on my hobbies forever. Boo hoo?

  71. CHRONOSDAR Avatar

    I don’t go to work but i travel on holiday as im still free ,and turn off my phone… what they gona do fire me ? [ you did say i can’t quit, but nothing says I have to go there is have 10m ]

  72. Late_Emu Avatar

    No call no show till they fire me.

  73. TheNoisyNomad Avatar

    Keep doing my job. I’m in a really good place right now.

  74. lunamoth53 Avatar

    Pave our long driveway and finish the basement.

  75. Tikithecockateil Avatar

    Make my boss fire me. I am my own boss😂

  76. Tacos4Texans Avatar

    Shit I would just keep working, put 100% of my check towards hobbies that I will never really get into.

  77. JustACasualFan Avatar

    Hide all of Dave’s tools while he is using them and seeing how he likes it.

  78. MaxProPlus1 Avatar

    Buy a bigger car than your boss and park it in his spot. Or but his company out

  79. LaundryMan2008 Avatar

    Buy necessities like house, car and a trial piece of land, the rest goes into a high interest savings account set to pay every year for the increased rate and when I’m ready, I’ll sell the house and buy a piece of land, build a house and multi room basement for my hobbies and move into it.

    Plant all sorts of fruit and nut plants and trees on my land and slowly start getting chickens (eggs) and some sheep (wool and milk and because they are cute)

  80. grampastools Avatar

    I’ll tell you what I’d do, man…

    Two chicks at the same time.

  81. IchMochteAllesHaben Avatar

    Take all the sick days, then all vacation days, then stop showing up to meetings, then get unpaid leave due to burnout… see how long it takes for them to fire me. In the meantime, pay off my house, buy 3 more, then put my money on the highest interest rate in any country in the world. Live out of the interests, sleep-in every day and wake up with the biggest smile on my face.

  82. random314 Avatar

    Tbh. That’s really not a job quitting amount of money.

  83. meatbagJoe Avatar

    Buy the company and fire everyone else.

  84. Somalian_PiratesWe Avatar

    Hire someone to do my job