You can pick as many buttons as you want, at your own risk of course
The red button:
Plus – when pressed the exact amount of money in your bank account in 1 month will be multiplied by 6 times, you will have that time to acquire as much money as you can get.
Down side – after 1 week, every $5 you haven’t spent
Will have a 1/10 chance to put you 40$ into debt. Giving away the money or buying and selling stocks doesn’t count as spending it, it must be a real and meaningful purchase.
The blue button:
Plus – you gain one of the random abilities of flight ( up to 50 – 100 mph with training) or super strength (about 40 times that of the top 3% people)
Down side – your bloodline is now cursed, staring with you, eveyone in your family will now other die before the age of 40 or live for hundred of years, without slowed aging, meaning you could be 600 but with no mental or physical capabilities
The green button :
Plus – you gain the ability to customize people like a video game. Customize that teacher you hates physical look and make them look like gru from despicable me, or customize their voice so they can only bark like a dog. Changing muscle’s will not alter strength just more so bloating, so really big but weak muscles. It also works on yourself!
Down side – you now have a metabolism similar to that of the flash, but Everytime you use your power the amount of calories you need for the day quadruples. But the room in your stomach stays the same, meaning you have to what what you eat and how you use your power. (To specify in the movies the flash ndsed about 10k a day)
The yellow button:
Plus – you can now clone yourself as much as you want, these clones only have about 1/80th of your physical strength but their mental capabilities are about the same as yours, some clones even exceeding you! Each clone must eat to survive and their flesh has no nutritional value
Down side – each time you clone yourself a random person in the world has a 2% that a clone of them is made as well. This clone does keep their physical strengths and is at least 5 times smarter than them and this clone wants nothing more then you kill you and take your powers for itself.
Orange button:
Plus – every food you eat now has a certain affect on you, though the affect is completely random, one could cause you to become invincible (wanted to say insert title card so badly), or you could gain the ability to fly! Every food has a different effect lasting 2 days. Different meals have different effect even if made of the same ingredients but the difference must be severe enough, waffles and pancakes will give relatively the same effect.
Down side – with each food you eat your lifespan is randomly changed. Drinking milk could cause you to live another 800 years and you’d never know, or eating a peanut could cause your death the next 20 seconds. But you still have to eat to survive. Otherwise even if you lived 1000 years it could be through machineries keeping you unconscious but alive, you’ll never know.
Purple button:
Plus – you are now immortal and have the ability to hop through dimensions every 30 years. In each new dimension there may be a way to give you super strength or speed, who knows maybe even take away your immortality if you grow bored of it.
Down side – each dimension you travel to isn’t 100% accurate, with only 5% of your travels being exactly what you asked for, and while you’re immortal in the sense you do not she and heal rapidly, you can still be killed. But only in the case you’re actively trying not to die. So no killing yourself upon bored of infinite youth!
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: The red button:
Plus – when pressed the exact amount of money in your bank account in 1 month will be multiplied by 6 times, you will have that time to acquire as much money as you can get.
Down side – after 1 week, every $5 you haven’t spent
Will have a 1/10 chance to put you 40$ into debt. Giving away the money or buying and selling stocks doesn’t count as spending it, it must be a real and meaningful purchase.
The blue button:
Plus – you gain one of the random abilities of flight ( up to 50 – 100 mph with training) or super strength (about 40 times that of the top 3% people)
Down side – your bloodline is now cursed, staring with you, eveyone in your family will now other die before the age of 40 or live for hundred of years, without slowed aging, meaning you could be 600 but with no mental or physical capabilities
The green button :
Plus – you gain the ability to customize people like a video game. Customize that teacher you hates physical look and make them look like gru from despicable me, or customize their voice so they can only bark like a dog. Changing muscle’s will not alter strength just more so bloating, so really big but weak muscles. It also works on yourself!
Down side – you now have a metabolism similar to that of the flash, but Everytime you use your power the amount of calories you need for the day quadruples. But the room in your stomach stays the same, meaning you have to what what you eat and how you use your power.
The yellow button:
Plus – you can now clone yourself as much as you want, these clones only have about 1/80th of your physical strength but their mental capabilities are about the same as yours, some clones even exceeding you! Each clone must eat to survive and their flesh has no nutritional value
Down side – each time you clone yourself a random person in the world has a 2% that a clone of them is made as well. This clone does keep their physical strengths and is at least 5 times smarter than them and this clone wants nothing more then you kill you and take your powers for itself.
Orange button:
Plus – every food you eat now has a certain affect on you, though the affect is completely random, one could cause you to become invincible (wanted to say insert title card so badly), or you could gain the ability to fly! Every food has a different effect lasting 2 days. Different meals have different effect even if made of the same ingredients but the difference must be severe enough, waffles and pancakes will give relatively the same effect.
Down side – with each food you eat your lifespan is randomly changed. Drinking milk could cause you to live another 800 years and you’d never know, or eating a peanut could cause your death the next 20 seconds. But you still have to eat to survive. Otherwise even if you lived 1000 years it could be through machineries keeping you unconscious but alive, you’ll never know.
Purple button:
Plus – you are now immortal and have the ability to hop through dimensions every 30 years. In each new dimension there may be a way to give you super strength or speed, who knows maybe even take away your immortality if you grow bored of it.
Down side – each dimension you travel to isn’t 100% accurate, with only 5% of your travels being exactly what you asked for, and while you’re immortal in the sense you do not she and heal rapidly, you can still be killed. But only in the case you’re actively trying not to die. So no killing yourself upon bored of infinite youth!
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I’ll take the blue button with flight ability. I don’t have kids and never will. My bloodline is stopping with me
Never realized how often I forget entire words in my sentence until now, wow
Purple n green
i get to be a woman and immortal??? Sign me up lmfao
Easy. Red button: buy a house. Done.
The red button’s actually pretty good.
6 x 0.2 = 1.2
If you press the button and wait one week without spending any of that money, you are on average going to have 20% more money than you started with after the debt kicks in.
Green button to become the world’s most fantastic plastic surgeon, then use all that boob job money to fund my new food bills and traveling to help those who really could use some help with changing their character. Also, the Flash’s metabolism means I get instant abs, so hell yeah to that.
green lol. it sounds like a bad idea but i could definitely force lots of stuff down my throat if i needed to
in fact i do it pretty often but thats just because im a greedy ass
I dunno. The cost seems too high. I pass
Green
Green has absolutely zero downsides unless your poor
Green or Yellow. I’m leaning Green but the thought of cloning myself once just so my clone can do my job and I never have to again sounds pretty amazing. But Green is still a better deal by a longshot.
I literally laughed at the idea of clones that are a pathetically weak version of me. Like I’m kind of a weakling, I’d probably struggle to to lift 40-50lbs and the idea of an army of clones trying to feed themselves but being bested by double cheeseburgers feels the most hilarious plus of all the options.
The purple button sounds quite fun! It’d be neat to explore different dimensions.
I’m going with the green button. I could fix my son’s hemihyperplasia.
Green. Just drink a lot of milkshakes.
Putin can now only bark like a dog. And he is 4’ 7”.
Elon Musk now looks like the “Concerning” meme and has to say “meow” every other word.
Trump is completely bald. He is 5’ 1” weighs 350 pounds and his native language is Spanish. He can only speak in broken English with an accent that’s difficult to understand.
If you’re a dictator, or a fascist, or a an asshole oligarch, I’m fucking your shit up.
Green button or yellow button.
Green button would let me make myself look like the ideal version of myself, and I could sell my services for a lot of money.
Yellow let’s me create clones and I could have them working various jobs to make me money while I do whatever in my free time.
i’d go with yellow, it’d be good to have help with chores/hobbies/work
This is by far the best post I’ve seen in a long time.
Purple green and yellow
Green. I can eat cake and open the worlds best plastic surgeon clinic.
It also comes with eternal youth、ultimate beauty, and a custom boyfriend/girlfriend of your choosing. Assuming they are into that.
Purple seems like zero downside to me.
Purple is the only one that doesn’t seem overly negative or pointless, the first one came close but then the downside just seemed completely rediculous and frankly confusing