I’d buy a used bookstore, preferably one that people rarely shop at. I would go to “work” at it every day. No one would know I had money, but I would be happy sipping coffee and tea and reading all day. I would get a little orange cat to live in my bookstore and keep me company.
It would have crazy wooden shelves that are overloaded with books and make weird little passageways and be very confusing and have odd decorations in random places. At the end of the labyrinth there would be a couple of ratty super comfy chairs with doilies on the arms and a fireplace for comfortable reading.
And I would wear squashy comfortable knit sweaters and slippers every day at work and look eccentric and strange.
Depends on how much. If in the multiple millions, I’d give a lot of it away. I have a fantasy where I write checks for $1,000,000 to 100 people I know. Or 50. Or just 10. Or maybe $100,000 checks to 100 people? Something like that. I’d just love to take the economic stress out of a whole bunch of people’s lives.
I’d open a small beachfront tiki bar and just tend bar there. I’d have a stage for live music, a space for a food truck with some benches, and just spend my days tending or hanging out at the bar with no concern for actual profit.
Everything would be really nice. Not fancy or bullshitty, just nice. Nice, clean bathrooms, nice seating, nice everything. The prices would be super reasonable, and the staff would be paid well.
A supergrafted tree. With skill and time one can graft very similar plants together and I always had in my mind buying a citrus one with lemons and limes and oranges all grafted together, possibly clementines or mandarins instead of basic large oranges
Some might not think it’s ridiculous but I think it is.
After I have my small, but custom house built I’ll add one of those walk in tubs that are made for older people.
I just think it would be super comfy to be able to sit comfortably in a giant tub of hot, bubbly water. No pressure to lie down, your entire body is submerged, it sounds nice.
I came up with a great thing to do to one of my friends. and that’s to ‘Flintstones’ him. He’s a ‘man’s man’ who hates technology. so, with my newfound wealth, I’d send him on a trip, and while he’s gone, I’d change everything to cave-man type technology. I’d take out the motor of his car, and make a hole for him to use his feet. I’d train parrots to say ‘meh.. it’s a living’ instead of a remote control.. fun stuff like that.
I’d open my own goth dance club. I wouldn’t even care if it turned a profit. As long as it broke even, or really close to it, I’d keep it open forever.
10-15 theramins, enough to fully line a smallish room. I want to see what happens when I use my whole body to control all of them. It’ll either be really cool music or the worst discordant noise, but either way I want to find out
1, 000 pound of water beads and in a swift flyby with a Chinook helicopter, drop them all at the Mar a lago pool just for the hell of it. Then possiblky go on the run since secret service will be looking for my dunbass lol
A house for all my close friends, open a savings account for my family so they can live on the compound interests and probably gift away the rest to animal shelters
A trip. I would buy a huge school bus, paint it up and cozy it up. Then take a trip across the country to see all National Parks. And anybody that wanted to come, as long as they’re cool and kind, hop on the bus and let’s go see some cool shit. 🙂
My neighbors’ houses on all 3 sides so we could finally live in peace (and host all our friends on a compound with a nice, tall fence around the whole thing!)
It would be ridiculous to most, but I’d go sensible, definitely wouldn’t tell my family immediately but a 3 bed house, hire a nanny and cleaner, I’m set for life, I’d definitely go made and make stupid purchases, but not straight away 😂
I’m pretty financially conservative, I’m a saver not a spender. But I’m buying myself a Bombay kitten and building him the most deluxe inside/outside cattery known to man.
A several month tour of the world, where I can disappear immediately after winning to avoid solicitors and scam artists. Wouldn’t tell anyone where I’m going, I would just go to the first place that caught my interest.
A 1975 Cadillac Fleetwood sedan. At 225.2 inches, it’s the longest production car produced in America (excluding coachbuilt limousines). The parking spaces at my job are made to accommodate two vehicles end to end. I don’t think so, with that beast.
The rights to several abandoned 90’s video game franchises including, but not limited to, Banjo-Kazooie, Ultima, Legend of Dragoon, and Glover. Then I’m going to hire the absolute best people to make proper entries into their respective series completely regardless of any prospect for profit and only for passion.
How big an opportunity for ridiculousness are we talking? $10M?
I’d donate to have an ice skating rink in our town on the lake. when I was a kid, the city lit and plowed a section of the lake and there was a little quonset hut warming hut that sold cocoa. I’d make it a hybrid coffee shop with sandwiches plus warming hut with a huge fireplace. Maybe sell sweaters and mittens too.
I also want one of those old school wood boats. Stupid expensive but so pretty.
A house, the fuck away from everything. Then I’d start a business and invest in some things, so I can possibly have multiple sources of income. I’d like to start a bar/dispensary, but I would want to do other shit..Something that could help others..
Then I’d buy a Porsche 911 gt3 & Corvette z06, a Lexus is250 f sport for everyday driving and a 1969 Corvette Stingray. Then a SUV I haven’t decided on, maybe a Chevrolet Tahoe or suburban for everyday driving, then some kind of Lexus SUV, Porsche cayenne for luxury. Still thinking about what else, I’d start with that though…
Depends on how big the win is. If its a huge jackpot the first thing I would do is buy a house in the fanciest part of town and make it a free kindergarten. Maybe I buy another one and make it a boarding house. The third one would be free rehearsal room for punk bands.
A beach house with acres right outside of my favorite surf spot in Maria’s Puerto Rico. I’ll have a landcruiser, a few quads and sxs’s and a brand new fishing boat waiting there for me as well.
Anduril, the flame of the west, forged from the shards of Narsil, the sword of Gondorian kings, battle ready in high carbon steel with belt, scabbard, and display plaque.
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I’m gonna finally give the world its fourth Austin Powers movie.
Jetpack
Im buying a Porsche 911. maybe 2.
you a pizza OP
fifty pounds of miso soup
I would hire someone to roll my blunts for me, and have a blunt ready at all times.
To the Pete-copter!!
A house 🙃
Two chicks at once, man.
a lot of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds, then maybe I’ll put a jet engine in the back of a yellow school bus. miss frizzle her I come.
more lottery tickets
A tungsten cube
A marijuana growing business 😂
I’d buy a used bookstore, preferably one that people rarely shop at. I would go to “work” at it every day. No one would know I had money, but I would be happy sipping coffee and tea and reading all day. I would get a little orange cat to live in my bookstore and keep me company.
It would have crazy wooden shelves that are overloaded with books and make weird little passageways and be very confusing and have odd decorations in random places. At the end of the labyrinth there would be a couple of ratty super comfy chairs with doilies on the arms and a fireplace for comfortable reading.
And I would wear squashy comfortable knit sweaters and slippers every day at work and look eccentric and strange.
My way out of this country.
a lawyer
A painting from Botero
Season ticket for Man United.
Groceries for entire month at once
Depends on how much. If in the multiple millions, I’d give a lot of it away. I have a fantasy where I write checks for $1,000,000 to 100 people I know. Or 50. Or just 10. Or maybe $100,000 checks to 100 people? Something like that. I’d just love to take the economic stress out of a whole bunch of people’s lives.
Is it 1mil? Or 230mil? Kind of has an impact on the answer I give you
i would take a mould of my penis and then make it from solid gold, to keep it on display like one would do with an Oscar . A real conversation piece
Guac at the Chipotle
A van Gogh painting.
Clapped out 70s ford highboy
I’d open a small beachfront tiki bar and just tend bar there. I’d have a stage for live music, a space for a food truck with some benches, and just spend my days tending or hanging out at the bar with no concern for actual profit.
Everything would be really nice. Not fancy or bullshitty, just nice. Nice, clean bathrooms, nice seating, nice everything. The prices would be super reasonable, and the staff would be paid well.
Just a happy little haven.
A supergrafted tree. With skill and time one can graft very similar plants together and I always had in my mind buying a citrus one with lemons and limes and oranges all grafted together, possibly clementines or mandarins instead of basic large oranges
Definitely a personal chef
Houseboat
Sex machine. The kind that needs a locked bedroom.
I have an online wish list full of things my pets do not need but will be receiving when I hit it big lol
A CAT bulldozer, just because.
A house in Hawaii.
Would fund all the animal shelters in the state 🥰
In this economy? A house. Lmao.
A one way ticket out of the fascist united states of ameriKKKa
Some might not think it’s ridiculous but I think it is.
After I have my small, but custom house built I’ll add one of those walk in tubs that are made for older people.
I just think it would be super comfy to be able to sit comfortably in a giant tub of hot, bubbly water. No pressure to lie down, your entire body is submerged, it sounds nice.
I came up with a great thing to do to one of my friends. and that’s to ‘Flintstones’ him. He’s a ‘man’s man’ who hates technology. so, with my newfound wealth, I’d send him on a trip, and while he’s gone, I’d change everything to cave-man type technology. I’d take out the motor of his car, and make a hole for him to use his feet. I’d train parrots to say ‘meh.. it’s a living’ instead of a remote control.. fun stuff like that.
My debt off, because it’s ridiculous
The last of the air cooled Porsche 911s. In mint condition.
That $80 steak I just saw on Doordash. 🙂
Buy a huge plot of land. How huge? Yeah, no clue so we’ll just leave it at huge. This will be a place for unwanted dogs to retire.
A first class trip to Europe
A military H1 Humvee.
Another lottery ticket since I’m feeling lucky
I assume I won an insane amount of money …
probably an apartment in Paris for my parents (and me, obviously)
Clothing for my pets
I’d pay off the mortgage of 10 random people
I’d open my own goth dance club. I wouldn’t even care if it turned a profit. As long as it broke even, or really close to it, I’d keep it open forever.
10-15 theramins, enough to fully line a smallish room. I want to see what happens when I use my whole body to control all of them. It’ll either be really cool music or the worst discordant noise, but either way I want to find out
Another college education for myself.
A personal chef
a Vespa (and a helmet)
1, 000 pound of water beads and in a swift flyby with a Chinook helicopter, drop them all at the Mar a lago pool just for the hell of it. Then possiblky go on the run since secret service will be looking for my dunbass lol
An excellent quality shinken.
A house haha
Sushi 😂
OG fairyloot Red Rising editions. Or the Sub Press editions. I’m not picky, I’m just not refinancing my house to be able to pay for those now 😅
2 parts. 1st. I have to buy 20-50 acres of land. Would be willing to buy more. 2nd. Train to ride around said property.
Boat
It’s not ridiculous per se, but I’d buy all new camera gear.
Then a house if the winnings were enough.
A good Lawyer.
A house for all my close friends, open a savings account for my family so they can live on the compound interests and probably gift away the rest to animal shelters
Ferrari.
Get a job delivering pizzas.
A bigger, fancier boat.
A trip. I would buy a huge school bus, paint it up and cozy it up. Then take a trip across the country to see all National Parks. And anybody that wanted to come, as long as they’re cool and kind, hop on the bus and let’s go see some cool shit. 🙂
I would hire Cher to sing at my birthday party
My neighbors’ houses on all 3 sides so we could finally live in peace (and host all our friends on a compound with a nice, tall fence around the whole thing!)
Stationary store.
It would be ridiculous to most, but I’d go sensible, definitely wouldn’t tell my family immediately but a 3 bed house, hire a nanny and cleaner, I’m set for life, I’d definitely go made and make stupid purchases, but not straight away 😂
Get my teeth completely fixed, and pay for the same for at least 10 strangers.
An election.
Reverse gangbang with milfs
A massage chair. And probably a few so I have one wherever I am.
Two chicks at the same time
More reddit stock😅👍
submersible trip to the titanic?
a whole fleet of super cars
Shitload of plane tickets to see the world.
I would buy this car BMW iX1 and Lamborghini.
Suit of armor
The rights to “How Bizarre”
I’m pretty financially conservative, I’m a saver not a spender. But I’m buying myself a Bombay kitten and building him the most deluxe inside/outside cattery known to man.
One of those mission impossible mask makers.
Swiss citizenship, natuerlich
And a Tibetan Mastiff, to hang out with my rescue pittie
Health insurance.
A several month tour of the world, where I can disappear immediately after winning to avoid solicitors and scam artists. Wouldn’t tell anyone where I’m going, I would just go to the first place that caught my interest.
A 1975 Cadillac Fleetwood sedan. At 225.2 inches, it’s the longest production car produced in America (excluding coachbuilt limousines). The parking spaces at my job are made to accommodate two vehicles end to end. I don’t think so, with that beast.
Buy the house right beside my boss’ and turn it into low income housing. They will get a great deal.
The rights to several abandoned 90’s video game franchises including, but not limited to, Banjo-Kazooie, Ultima, Legend of Dragoon, and Glover. Then I’m going to hire the absolute best people to make proper entries into their respective series completely regardless of any prospect for profit and only for passion.
I just really want a robotic mower. It has to be super duper strong though for brish and hills.
20 lbs of morell mushrooms.
12-pack of organic eggs
My house and cars lol
Probably just a better place to live and some first class tickets to my favourite destinations.
365 pairs of socks, so I can wear a brand new pair every day. That day will then be my annual sock day, where I go buy the next year’s worth of socks.
Lord of the rings and the hobbit extended edition cd collection
More lottery.
I’m buying the fanciest pool resort I can find and making it exclusively for dogs.
A dozen eggs, maybe even 2 dozen
A very, very tall fence. So I can hide from just about EVERYONE
How big an opportunity for ridiculousness are we talking? $10M?
I’d donate to have an ice skating rink in our town on the lake. when I was a kid, the city lit and plowed a section of the lake and there was a little quonset hut warming hut that sold cocoa. I’d make it a hybrid coffee shop with sandwiches plus warming hut with a huge fireplace. Maybe sell sweaters and mittens too.
I also want one of those old school wood boats. Stupid expensive but so pretty.
Ice cream
Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Sexiest car ever made!!
Rio Mare tuna. Maybe even 2 cans, if i win enough money!
A couple roll off trucks of shit 💩 right in front of my ex wife’s house doors. Fuck cut a hole in the roof and pour it in from a helicopter. 🚁
Boston Dynamics Robot Dog
A medieval castle with a lot of land. I will wear a suit of Armor and organize jousts.
A house because wtf
Id buy a mid/up-scale resturant so I never have to cook again
A house, the fuck away from everything. Then I’d start a business and invest in some things, so I can possibly have multiple sources of income. I’d like to start a bar/dispensary, but I would want to do other shit..Something that could help others..
Then I’d buy a Porsche 911 gt3 & Corvette z06, a Lexus is250 f sport for everyday driving and a 1969 Corvette Stingray. Then a SUV I haven’t decided on, maybe a Chevrolet Tahoe or suburban for everyday driving, then some kind of Lexus SUV, Porsche cayenne for luxury. Still thinking about what else, I’d start with that though…
Every house in my current bosses neighborhood and rent it out to homeless people, utilities included for $6 a month. (Negotiable)
My, and my partner and sister’s, eBay and Amazon wish-lists. Every random thing I’ve considered buying enough to have on there is coming my way.
Another lottery ticket 🤣
Another lottery ticket
A new gameboy for my bathroom. Even Billionaires shit and Tetris last just long enough….
Buy a Delorien
a fake identity
An island. Or an industrial building.
Pay off my mortgage I’m an animal
A bunch of prepaid Visa gift cards for random amounts that I can hand out as I see fit.
And a security deposit box to keep them in.
A fridge filter!
I’m taking my family on an all expense paid trip to somewhere that has very little to worry about, then I’ll just.. catch my breath for a while.
I’d go to the fanciest couch store and buy the biggest and fluffiest one they have.
A new tricked out yacht with all the upgrades. Would be such a flex way to travel and celebrate my newfound wealth. ⚓️🛥️
Crypto and a whole lot of it you don’t know maybe pepe coin might hit 200k usd overnight
Instead of my usual morning coffee, I’m buying 2
grocery shopping at a store nicer that Walmart Neighborhood Market – i’d go absolutely wild
Maybe like the most expensive option at the car wash.
Depends on how big the win is. If its a huge jackpot the first thing I would do is buy a house in the fanciest part of town and make it a free kindergarten. Maybe I buy another one and make it a boarding house. The third one would be free rehearsal room for punk bands.
A beach house with acres right outside of my favorite surf spot in Maria’s Puerto Rico. I’ll have a landcruiser, a few quads and sxs’s and a brand new fishing boat waiting there for me as well.
Reddit
Like 5 houses on a huge expanse of property for all my favorite people.
Greenland or Panama
I’d buy the Maldives. (And Greenland?) 😀
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Retirement.
The Stein Erickson Lodge in Deer Valley, Utah. That would make a number of dreams come true at once.
A yacht and a private island to bring it to.
Anduril, the flame of the west, forged from the shards of Narsil, the sword of Gondorian kings, battle ready in high carbon steel with belt, scabbard, and display plaque.
My entire fashion nova cart that’s been sitting
Healthy food
Ice cream, celebration with dessert!
How much?
Sea Haven Marine Thunder Child II. Maybe a Bombardier Global 7500.
Twitter.
A year on a cruise
Nose Beers
Assuming its a huge lottery, a ton of retired lego sets.
A house
A house
Eggs.
Pay my student loan because it’s a ridiculous amount..
I’ve always wanted to do the thing where you just stroll onto the car dealership and casually just buy something with cash.
Rolex yachtmaster ii
A comically large dildo to put on my mantle with a line written halfway down it labeled “personal record,”
67 Mustang