Young arsonist turned into a firefighter. We listen and don’t judge.

When I was in elementary school I was jealous of my brothers grades – so I put his report card in the toaster….and pulled the lever.

Proceeded to go into the bedroom where my mom was on a phone call. She asked “do you smell that?” I acted completely oblivious and my mom walked into the kitchen with the report card on complete fire.

I had to go to my brothers school and confess to them what I had done. I am a firefighter now. The jealousy of my brothers smarts never really stopped until adulthood cause now he’s in massive college debt and I’m living in the mountains saving hella money for my first home. Guess who is jealous now 😝