You’re given the ability to summon limitless salads, or limitless Arby’s sandwiches.

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Which do you choose, and what do you do with the power?

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  2. SadCod187 Avatar

    Arby’s.

    I eat them.

  3. osrssubreditmodssuck Avatar

    solving world hunger one arby’s sandwich at a time

  4. MizzelSc2 Avatar

    Leverage my infinite faux burgers to create my new golden cheese mansion.

  5. Electrical-Vast-7484 Avatar

    Either way im gonna be a’ poopin’

  6. Ok-Iron8811 Avatar

    I would put Arby’s out of business or make them pay me a weekly stipend to stop summoning sandwiches. I’d gain corporate sponsorship like T. Durden

  7. Ok-Claim444 Avatar

    The homeless and hungry of the world don’t want a fuckin salad dude.

    And I happen to like Arby’s

  8. nekosaigai Avatar

    Limitless salads.

    There are salads with gold leaf, caviar, and truffle that I could easily summon and sell.

    Then could use that money to solve world hunger.

  9. Purple_Elderberry_20 Avatar

    Salads there goes my food bill, plus many things are “salad” like potato salad egg salad etc. Great for gatherings, giving food out etc.

    Though I might summon too pasta salads to be healthy…. lol

  10. Sidewalk_Tomato Avatar

    Limitless Arby’s, ’cause I could easily hand them out to hungry people; hot, fresh and tightly wrapped.

    Being able to have one myself every other day or so would be a fringe benefit.

  11. tea-123 Avatar

    Salad. Fruit Salad, sushi salad, shrimp salad? Bean salad , egg salad, tofu salad, Korean spicy cucumber salad

    Lots of side dishes to share.

  12. Royceman01 Avatar

    As long as the salads contain a significant protein source, I’m going with salads. I’m diabetic. Of course I could just eat the meat out of 100 sandwiches a day too. But the veggies and oil based dressings would give me more variety.

  13. RacingLucas Avatar

    Show me the meats

  14. fennek-vulpecula Avatar

    Salads. Veggies are expensive, so this would safe me a lot of money.

  15. Zyffyr Avatar

    I like both, but salads offer greater variety so salads it is.

  16. Alexastria Avatar

    Arby’s. I miss their ghost pepper one

  17. Economy-Fox-5559 Avatar

    No idea what Arby’s is but guessing it’s some American fast food chain? yeah give me the salads please.

  18. BrianScottGregory Avatar

    Salad. While I don’t mind the Arby’s sandwiches, I couldn’t eat one every day, whereas with salads of any variety, I easily could.

  19. Downtown_Divide_8003 Avatar

    You don’t win friends with salads.

  20. jordy_muhnordy Avatar

    Salads! Arby’s has 2 roast beef sandwiches for $6.99, which won’t break the bank. Like another commenter said, there’s no specific type of salad, so I’m gonna enjoy endless chicken salad!