You’re offered $50,000 every day, but you can never be in the sun. Sunlight will burn your skin, you must be invited to enter any place, you have to avoid garlic and religious objects. What do you do?

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You’re offered $50,000 every day, but you can never be in the sun. Sunlight will burn your skin, you must be invited to enter any place, you have to avoid garlic and religious objects. What do you do?

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  1. Ootter31019 Avatar

    Take the deal.

  2. TheMightyGoatMan Avatar

    Sounds great apart from the garlic thing. No deal!

  3. ephemeralsolicitudee Avatar

    i love how specific this is.

    no i wouldn’t do this. not willing to give up garlic bread.

  4. NewRelm Avatar

    I’ll decline, thank you. Don’t get me wrong. I like money. Thing is, I only want to make my life better. This deal would make life worse. But I do appreciate the offer.

  5. Internal_Net_5383 Avatar

    I don’t think I could live without garlic

  6. Easy_Towel954 Avatar

    I’m in. The no garlic sucks but I’ll survive, don’t care about the sun, and if I have to be invited I’ll just buy a house with my money and chill.

  7. Tubofmacncheese Avatar

    I’m already doing that, I just get paid now.

  8. WhenTardigradesFly Avatar

    hypothetically speaking, would i also be restricted to consuming human blood as my only form of sustenance?

  9. redyellowblue5031 Avatar

    Does sunscreen/sunglasses/UV clothing circumvent that issue? Or does it magically penetrate anything worn?

  10. Islanduniverse Avatar

    Does having a job there count as being invited in?

    And same with paying rent?

    And isn’t a store that is open to the public ostensibly inviting you in?

  11. Correct_Sherbert3409 Avatar

    Garlic is food group. No deal.

  12. SpicyYellowtailRoll3 Avatar

    I like sunlight, garlic, and religion, so not take the deal.

  13. InvariantMoon Avatar

    The sun, garlic, entering uninvited, and rivers are among my favorite things. I agree to avoid religious icons and otherwise pass.

  14. Broad_Attention7694 Avatar

    Be sad …shit I got sad in Seattle for 3 days cuz I didn’t see the sun .

  15. LikwidCourage Avatar

    The amount of comments declining because of the garlic instead of the sun is hilarious.

  16. silvio_burlesqueconi Avatar

    Uh. Do I have to drink blood? Because I think I see where this is going.

  17. Suspicious_Cow3304 Avatar

    If I could take the deal for a year and then tap out and keep the money then I would, but otherwise this would just be a pain in the ass with little to no positives

  18. panda-rampage Avatar

    Did somebody just watch the movie sinners?

  19. Outrageous-Table6524 Avatar

    I love how many people the garlic is the deal breaker for and not the magic sky orb that sustains all known life.

  20. chinchenping Avatar

    does it come with immortality?

  21. Thac0isWhac0 Avatar

    Live my current life sans garlic.

  22. RoyAodi Avatar

    Sounds like my ideal life ngl. I don’t like garlic and religions. I don’t go outside lol.

  23. dontstopsoperfect Avatar

    Nah no chance. I rely on vitamin D too much to not get depressed lol

  24. THE_LEGO_FURRY Avatar

    Depends, does religious objects mean actual objects of religious importants or will my Bible from Walmart count

  25. SokarRostau Avatar

    Take the deal. Be broody. Fuck the Slayer.

  26. Dear_Palpitation4838 Avatar

    This honestly just kinda sounds like how I live already.

  27. Shopped_Out Avatar

    There are people doing this every day for free 

  28. matchafoxjpg Avatar

    so the only thing that changes is that i can’t have garlic anymore and i get 50k a day? i’m in. 😎

  29. ZoominAlong Avatar

    I’m Italian honey. No. Can’t do it. 

  30. blitzkrieg_bop Avatar

    Throw in an “immortality” and you got yourself a deal.

  31. fountainpopjunkie Avatar

    As a Translucent American, I’m already there with the sun. I already don’t enter places I’m not invited. I already avoid religious stuff in general. I Would miss garlic. Sign me up.

  32. FUThead2016 Avatar

    Become a moderator on Reddit.

  33. atreides78723 Avatar

    Is there a time limit on the deal? Can I stop anytime I want? Can I do a day on/day off thing? There’s too many questions I need answered here!

  34. AdventurousTravel509 Avatar

    Avoid Wesley Snipes.

  35. aSpacehog Avatar

    50k a day to sit home and tend to my vulva topiary garden? I’m in!

  36. Turbulent-Candle-340 Avatar

    In THIS economy? I’d take it in a heartbeat and I love garlic

  37. Myfury2024 Avatar

    gosh, so I’m a vampire? LOL!….if it’s alright not to be under the sun (health wise) or it wont bother my health, Im good. I used to do night shifts, so yeah that’s no problem. I can survive garlic, I can still use onions right? and there are other spices anyway as substitute, I’m taking the deal.🤣

  38. AlisonChained Avatar

    I accept my new night life and wealth.

  39. nonlinear_nyc Avatar

    Where are my vampiric super powers? I can’t buy everything, you know?

  40. SubmissiveDinosaur Avatar

    maybe wait until I am 100 years old and then fight against a wolf dude for a highschooler

  41. Hairy_S_TrueMan Avatar

    Give me half the money and let me have garlic, and we’ve got a deal. 

  42. Thehippieagent Avatar

    I’ve bartended before. I would take it.

  43. Youkolvr89 Avatar

    I’ll do it. I’m practically a vampire already. I’m a fair-skinned ginger with GERD, I work nights, and I’m a homebody.

  44. Efficient_Proof19 Avatar

    Stay at home during the day, tell my friends to invite me to any clubs at night lol

  45. Huge_Fault_54 Avatar

    I’ll stay home and order everything I want to eat.

  46. ConsciousAd2100 Avatar

    Deal. I take it.

    Sure, I’m trading beach days for bank deposits, but hear me out:

    • I’ll buy a mansion with blackout windows, underground tunnels, and a night garden with moonlit roses.
    • Garlic? Who needs it. I’ll have chefs create the finest vampire-safe cuisine.
    • Invitations? Easy. I’ll have assistants go ahead of me everywhere with a polite “May we come in?” speech.
    • Religious objects? I’ll just avoid cathedrals, and Zoom into weddings.

    Most people work decades for what I’ll earn in a month. I’ll live like a goth billionaire, only awake at night, throwing candlelit parties for fellow nocturnal weirdos. Plus, if I am turning into a vampire… immortality? That’s a bonus.

    $50k/day? Call me Count Cha-Ching.