You’re offered $50,000 every day, but you can never be in the sun. Sunlight will burn your skin, you must be invited to enter any place, you have to avoid garlic and religious objects. What do you do?
You’re offered $50,000 every day, but you can never be in the sun. Sunlight will burn your skin, you must be invited to enter any place, you have to avoid garlic and religious objects. What do you do?
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Take the deal.
Sounds great apart from the garlic thing. No deal!
i love how specific this is.
no i wouldn’t do this. not willing to give up garlic bread.
I’ll decline, thank you. Don’t get me wrong. I like money. Thing is, I only want to make my life better. This deal would make life worse. But I do appreciate the offer.
I don’t think I could live without garlic
I’m in. The no garlic sucks but I’ll survive, don’t care about the sun, and if I have to be invited I’ll just buy a house with my money and chill.
I’m already doing that, I just get paid now.
hypothetically speaking, would i also be restricted to consuming human blood as my only form of sustenance?
Does sunscreen/sunglasses/UV clothing circumvent that issue? Or does it magically penetrate anything worn?
Does having a job there count as being invited in?
And same with paying rent?
And isn’t a store that is open to the public ostensibly inviting you in?
Garlic is food group. No deal.
I like sunlight, garlic, and religion, so not take the deal.
The sun, garlic, entering uninvited, and rivers are among my favorite things. I agree to avoid religious icons and otherwise pass.
Be sad …shit I got sad in Seattle for 3 days cuz I didn’t see the sun .
The amount of comments declining because of the garlic instead of the sun is hilarious.
Uh. Do I have to drink blood? Because I think I see where this is going.
If I could take the deal for a year and then tap out and keep the money then I would, but otherwise this would just be a pain in the ass with little to no positives
Did somebody just watch the movie sinners?
I love how many people the garlic is the deal breaker for and not the magic sky orb that sustains all known life.
does it come with immortality?
Live my current life sans garlic.
Sounds like my ideal life ngl. I don’t like garlic and religions. I don’t go outside lol.
Nah no chance. I rely on vitamin D too much to not get depressed lol
Depends, does religious objects mean actual objects of religious importants or will my Bible from Walmart count
Take the deal. Be broody. Fuck the Slayer.
This honestly just kinda sounds like how I live already.
There are people doing this every day for free
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so the only thing that changes is that i can’t have garlic anymore and i get 50k a day? i’m in. 😎
I’m Italian honey. No. Can’t do it.
Throw in an “immortality” and you got yourself a deal.
As a Translucent American, I’m already there with the sun. I already don’t enter places I’m not invited. I already avoid religious stuff in general. I Would miss garlic. Sign me up.
Become a moderator on Reddit.
Is there a time limit on the deal? Can I stop anytime I want? Can I do a day on/day off thing? There’s too many questions I need answered here!
Avoid Wesley Snipes.
50k a day to sit home and tend to my vulva topiary garden? I’m in!
In THIS economy? I’d take it in a heartbeat and I love garlic
gosh, so I’m a vampire? LOL!….if it’s alright not to be under the sun (health wise) or it wont bother my health, Im good. I used to do night shifts, so yeah that’s no problem. I can survive garlic, I can still use onions right? and there are other spices anyway as substitute, I’m taking the deal.🤣
I accept my new night life and wealth.
Where are my vampiric super powers? I can’t buy everything, you know?
maybe wait until I am 100 years old and then fight against a wolf dude for a highschooler
Give me half the money and let me have garlic, and we’ve got a deal.
I’ve bartended before. I would take it.
I’ll do it. I’m practically a vampire already. I’m a fair-skinned ginger with GERD, I work nights, and I’m a homebody.
Stay at home during the day, tell my friends to invite me to any clubs at night lol
I’ll stay home and order everything I want to eat.
Deal. I take it.
Sure, I’m trading beach days for bank deposits, but hear me out:
Most people work decades for what I’ll earn in a month. I’ll live like a goth billionaire, only awake at night, throwing candlelit parties for fellow nocturnal weirdos. Plus, if I am turning into a vampire… immortality? That’s a bonus.
$50k/day? Call me Count Cha-Ching.