You’re on death row. What is your final meal?

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You’re on death row. What is your final meal?

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  1. J_Lindback Avatar

    I’m not hungry.

  2. whiskanno Avatar

    One last helping of p*ssy before the big sleep

  3. Easy_Towel954 Avatar

    Get me a popeyes chicken sandwich. Love those

  4. aesthetic_kiara Avatar

    eggs benedict with french toast and orange juice

  5. Background-Theory714 Avatar

    If they can cook persian food: Khoreshteh fesenjoon
    If not: lamb shak with roasted veggies and mashed potatoes
    I might have to cook my own last meal!

  6. UselessAndUnlovable Avatar

    The executioner´s soul

  7. MaybePowerful5197 Avatar

    Butter Chicken but with lamb and garlic naan, shits bangin

  8. Mindful_Calm Avatar

    Roast Lamb with kumara, potato, broccoli, pumpkin, and a wonderful gravy

  9. PushThroughThePain Avatar

    Olive Garden never-ending breadsticks. Checkmate.

  10. BatmanMegaSuperFan Avatar

    2 mcchickens with extra mayo, large fries and large dr pepper. Dinner of champions

  11. MrSorcererAngelDemon Avatar

    A carton of cigarettes and a corner with stagnant air.

  12. Lostarchitorture Avatar

    If it’s the electric chair, then unpopped popcorn. 

    Go out with a bang!

  13. livinunderthedome Avatar

    it depends how long after i eat it they kill me. if its within the hour, fettuccine alfredo. i’m severely lactose intolerant

  14. Kitchen_Hour_4445 Avatar

    Cauliflower cheese, sausages and mashed potatoes

  15. Galacticwave98 Avatar

    About 30 Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits. 

  16. Bennieplant Avatar

    Bottle of whiskey

  17. Quiet_Stranger_5622 Avatar

    Pufferfish. Prepared blindfolded by an amateur.

  18. RoboMikeIdaho Avatar

    Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, corn, and pie for dessert

  19. Orionslady Avatar

    Southern style biscuits and homemade sausage gravy, bacon, and eggs with Tabasco sauce. Can’t get indigestion if I’m dead.

  20. CarmichaelD Avatar

    Dodo bird in peppercorn sauce.

  21. MickDragHer Avatar

    Caesar salad. Fries. Shirley temple.

  22. Maleficent-Spend1350 Avatar

    Ribeye steak, mid rare…baked potato with butter/sour cream, steamed broccoli. I have already contemplated this.

  23. DeadLined784 Avatar

    Thai green curry, 5-star spicy, no peas or stupid little baby corn cobs

  24. B00B00-Baker Avatar

    Anything with a cream sauce that way I shit my brains out when I die

  25. Needy-Train Avatar

    A cheese burger

  26. Objective_Regret2768 Avatar

    Fried chicken, slice of pizza, and a milk shake mixed with a lot of hemp. I mean a lot!

  27. AardvarkStriking256 Avatar

    Keep it simple, something that can’t be messed up: cheeseburger and fries with a Coke.

  28. softlyanna Avatar

    A huge plate of spicy butter chicken with garlic naan, crispy fries on the side, and a slice of warm brownie with vanilla ice cream. If I’m going out, I’m going full comfort mode

  29. myname_checksout Avatar

    Room temperature water and I’m going to leave it undranken.

  30. TimMacPA Avatar

    Never-ending crab legs

  31. RaiderNationInDaHous Avatar

    Northwestern Steakhouse. And I would give a shout out to Raider Nation like that 1 dude did.

  32. maxplaylist Avatar

    Spicy chicken sandwich

  33. Sumer09 Avatar

    🍞 and 🧈

  34. FishingRadiant6566 Avatar

    A spicy crab boil with extra corn and potatoes

  35. iftair Avatar

    My mom’s cooking. White rice with chicken curry, chickpeas, and cooked squash (hoodou). And paratha on the side.

  36. yooperalaska Avatar

    A litter of kittens…..but just to cuddle.

  37. rfriedrich16 Avatar

    All of Mount Everest.

  38. just_hating Avatar

    A couple bottles of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes. Give me a chance to go out the way I wanted to go when I thought there was no point to all this. Let me let what I love kill me.

  39. MisterPuffyNipples Avatar

    Skip the meal just kill me already

  40. LoBram27 Avatar

    20 Texas road house biscuits with a pint of the cinnamon butter, a 30 oz steak med rare, a giant sweet tea, and collard greens

  41. Legitimate-Post-5954 Avatar

    DMT, I’m boutta breakthrough and touch the veil

  42. mmaine9339 Avatar

    Corn on the Cob with Salt & Butter

    Rack of BBQ spare ribs

    Hush puppies

    Country Coleslaw

    Sweet Tea

  43. Active-Strawberry-37 Avatar

    Gordon Ramsey’s Beef Wellington. Looks unreal but I could never afford it

  44. Petrichor_friend Avatar

    the hearts of my enemies

  45. Possible_Sea_2186 Avatar

    Mozzarella sticks, onion rings, garlic parm chicken and mountain dew. Just hope they execute me soon after and don’t leave me suffering

  46. dayofthedead204 Avatar

    A5 Wagyu Steak, Loaded baked potato, Caesar Salad, Cherry Coke, and Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake for Dessert.

  47. Aurii_ Avatar

    Some basic Chinese food, maybe French fries with some chicken wings, but the most important would be a fine wine from a year of my picking. And that year would be 2070.

  48. mySBRshootsblanks Avatar

    I’ll have 2 number 9s…

  49. BirdieRosewell Avatar

    I will never be able to decide. Probably how I ended up in the chair to begin with.

  50. ChudieMan Avatar

    Hamburger patties and tater tots with brown gravy. Canned green beans. Iced water. For dessert, a piece of carrot cake.

  51. TheCrankyCrone Avatar

    Meatloaf with tomato glaze. Creamy mac and cheese. Peas. Yes, I have the palate of a 10-year-old.

  52. MindlessJello6191 Avatar

    White Castle. Y’all enjoy that cleanup after I’m gone .

  53. NEONTWINZ Avatar
  54. moles-on-parade Avatar

    The Menu knew what was up.

    Margot: You know what I’d really like?

    Chef Slowik: Tell me.

    Margot: A cheeseburger.

    Chef Slowik: We could do a cheeseburger.

    Margot: A real cheeseburger. Not some fancy, deconstructed, affluent bullshit, a *real* cheeseburger.

    Chef Slowik: I’ll make you a very good, very traditional cheeseburger.

    Margot: I don’t think you can.

    Chef Slowik: I’ll make you feel as if you’re eating the first cheeseburger you ever ate. The cheap one your parents could barely afford.

    Margot: Show me.

    Chef Slowik: How do you like it?

    Margot: Medium, American cheese.

    Chef Slowik: American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.

    Margot: How much will that set me back?

    Chef Slowik: $9.95.

    Margot: That come with fries?

    Chef Slowik: Neils?

    Chef Neils: Yes, chef?

    Chef Slowik: Is the fryer still on?

    Chef Neils: Yes, chef.

    Chef Slowik: Crinkle-cut, or julienne?

  55. MicroCat1031 Avatar

    Garden salad with blue cheese dressing 

    Tomahawk steak, medium. 

    King crab legs

    Lobster tail

    Baked potato with a oiled and salted jacket, butter, sour cream,  chives 

    Blueberry cheesecake 

  56. Flowerdriver Avatar

    Gyro. I’ve thought about this a lot.

  57. richbrehbreh Avatar

    Philly born and raised. Cheesesteak me, please.

  58. DaymD Avatar

    I don’t know…give me monster hunter meals. Those look good.

  59. Inven13 Avatar

    50 Popeye’s chicken sandwich

  60. davegammelgard Avatar

    The Whitney Wings at Brick & Barley in Tempe, AZ. I wrote it in a review for the bar and the owner promised to take care of me if it happens.

  61. Bullvy Avatar

    Bucket of KFC, whooper with cheese and bacon, sprite from McDonald’s.

  62. NullRazor Avatar

    Dishoom’s Chicken Ruby.

  63. Initial_Position_198 Avatar

    Kraft Dinner and McCains Chocolate Cake and ice cream

  64. TheRexRider Avatar

    Manchu–Han Imperial Feast

  65. Pristine-Raisin-823 Avatar

    Hot dog. Mustard and relish

  66. Frunklin Avatar

    Whatever makes the most mess and smell after I shit myself after death. My last F U to the world.

  67. swfcookies Avatar
  68. Nesefl_44 Avatar

    A couple lbs of roasted garlic in butter. I’m going to leave a nice surprise behind.

  69. RaVe_JB Avatar

    The wardens big hairy muff 💀

  70. SniperFrogDX Avatar

    Life Cereal.

    Checkmate.

  71. limbodog Avatar

    Country biscuits in sausage gravy, and some fried chicken. Cholesterol be damned.

  72. Basic_Cheesecake_333 Avatar

    Im actually not on death row.

    But, im starving to DEATH in my kids karate class…

    So kind of the same.

    …I’d love a BLT right about now.

  73. thomsie8 Avatar

    Fajitas, but proper make-your-own with all the ingredients laid out

  74. errorcheese Avatar

    i have something inappropriate to say

  75. Nearby_Carpenter_984 Avatar

    All you can eat buffet and id just keep eating

  76. Arkham_07 Avatar

    Meatloaf and mash potatoes

  77. thecountnotthesaint Avatar

    Milkshake, cheeseburger, pizza, and mac&cheese. I’m not painfully lactose intolerant, but it does make me gasy as hell. Give me the needle, I’ll give you the gas.

  78. whiskyydickk Avatar

    To be completely honest. Something my mom made me. Anything. Egg sandwich even

  79. AvailableSet8233 Avatar

    Unless I can have a glass of wine, a cigarette.

  80. Sinjun13 Avatar

    I was watching a show called Common Side Effects recently. In one episode, a Fed asks this of another Fed, and fantasizes about what he’d have. She says something along the lines of,

    “You actually wouldn’t. It’s prison. You don’t get whatever you want, you get something they already have.”

    So the real answer is probably cafeteria spaghetti.

  81. slightleee Avatar

    Never ending gobstopper….

  82. Tenacii0us_Sasquatch Avatar

    There’s only one right answer: PIZZA!!!!!!!

  83. EmergenceOfBees Avatar

    If I’m like an hour away from death? I’m gonna order the hottest, spiciest, food I possibly can. God nerfed my stomach, and I’ve always wanted to eat spicy food because it smells so damn good, but anytime I’ve tried I’ve wound up glued to the porcelain throne for hours after.

  84. Rawrin23 Avatar

    Vietnamese spring rolls and pho dac biet

  85. worldsgreatestphleb Avatar

    A whole cheesecake with that raspberry sauce on top and a gallon of butter pecan ice cream.

  86. 0_1lili Avatar

    Gnocchis prepared by my mom. It’s not even something she cooks, it’s just those gnocchis you put in a frying pan with butter and it’s ready in 5min but everytime my mom does them she forgets about it and they end up burnt on one side and undercooked on the other. Even tho they’re not perfect, I’m always grateful my mom takes the time to make me food even tho she is busy. I would want this

  87. Bludgeon82 Avatar

    A succulent Chinese meal.

  88. Nepeta33 Avatar

    my mothers chicken broccoli braid. havent had it in 13 years. gods i want it.

  89. Life-LOL Avatar

    50 of the 30mg oxycodones. Might as well relapse if you’re going out anyway

  90. finest_kind77 Avatar

    A mcrib and a shamrock shake. They’re never available at the same time

  91. GirsGirlfriend Avatar

    Probably a bunch of different ice cream. Like mint chip, peanut butter panic, brownie chunk.

  92. Amish_Warl0rd Avatar

    Final chance to eat some ass

  93. Raven_Quoth Avatar

    Something that gives me diarrhea.

  94. MeteorIntrovert Avatar

    the idea of a final meal is so sad. like what do you mean you’ll be eating knowing you’ll be dead shortly after? i feel like i wouldn’t be able to even eat at all, ironically

  95. cozyandwarm Avatar

    I’d like a really good Lobster Mac & Cheese (one with breadcrumbs on top), some rosemary Focaccia with balsamic, olive oil and spices to dip in, and a big slice of tirimisu.

  96. stupidxtheories Avatar

    all you can eat at texas de brazil

  97. quantumturbines Avatar

    Taco Bell. At least I won’t be alive to deal with the consequences of that action lmao