A huge plate of spicy butter chicken with garlic naan, crispy fries on the side, and a slice of warm brownie with vanilla ice cream. If I’m going out, I’m going full comfort mode
A couple bottles of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes. Give me a chance to go out the way I wanted to go when I thought there was no point to all this. Let me let what I love kill me.
Some basic Chinese food, maybe French fries with some chicken wings, but the most important would be a fine wine from a year of my picking. And that year would be 2070.
Milkshake, cheeseburger, pizza, and mac&cheese. I’m not painfully lactose intolerant, but it does make me gasy as hell. Give me the needle, I’ll give you the gas.
I was watching a show called Common Side Effects recently. In one episode, a Fed asks this of another Fed, and fantasizes about what he’d have. She says something along the lines of,
“You actually wouldn’t. It’s prison. You don’t get whatever you want, you get something they already have.”
So the real answer is probably cafeteria spaghetti.
If I’m like an hour away from death? I’m gonna order the hottest, spiciest, food I possibly can. God nerfed my stomach, and I’ve always wanted to eat spicy food because it smells so damn good, but anytime I’ve tried I’ve wound up glued to the porcelain throne for hours after.
Gnocchis prepared by my mom. It’s not even something she cooks, it’s just those gnocchis you put in a frying pan with butter and it’s ready in 5min but everytime my mom does them she forgets about it and they end up burnt on one side and undercooked on the other. Even tho they’re not perfect, I’m always grateful my mom takes the time to make me food even tho she is busy. I would want this
the idea of a final meal is so sad. like what do you mean you’ll be eating knowing you’ll be dead shortly after? i feel like i wouldn’t be able to even eat at all, ironically
I’d like a really good Lobster Mac & Cheese (one with breadcrumbs on top), some rosemary Focaccia with balsamic, olive oil and spices to dip in, and a big slice of tirimisu.
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I’m not hungry.
burger
One last helping of p*ssy before the big sleep
Get me a popeyes chicken sandwich. Love those
eggs benedict with french toast and orange juice
If they can cook persian food: Khoreshteh fesenjoon
If not: lamb shak with roasted veggies and mashed potatoes
I might have to cook my own last meal!
The executioner´s soul
Butter Chicken but with lamb and garlic naan, shits bangin
Roast Lamb with kumara, potato, broccoli, pumpkin, and a wonderful gravy
Olive Garden never-ending breadsticks. Checkmate.
2 mcchickens with extra mayo, large fries and large dr pepper. Dinner of champions
A carton of cigarettes and a corner with stagnant air.
If it’s the electric chair, then unpopped popcorn.
Go out with a bang!
it depends how long after i eat it they kill me. if its within the hour, fettuccine alfredo. i’m severely lactose intolerant
Freedom.
Cauliflower cheese, sausages and mashed potatoes
About 30 Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits.
Bottle of whiskey
Pufferfish. Prepared blindfolded by an amateur.
Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, corn, and pie for dessert
Southern style biscuits and homemade sausage gravy, bacon, and eggs with Tabasco sauce. Can’t get indigestion if I’m dead.
Dodo bird in peppercorn sauce.
Caesar salad. Fries. Shirley temple.
Ribeye steak, mid rare…baked potato with butter/sour cream, steamed broccoli. I have already contemplated this.
Thai green curry, 5-star spicy, no peas or stupid little baby corn cobs
Anything with a cream sauce that way I shit my brains out when I die
A cheese burger
Fried chicken, slice of pizza, and a milk shake mixed with a lot of hemp. I mean a lot!
Keep it simple, something that can’t be messed up: cheeseburger and fries with a Coke.
A huge plate of spicy butter chicken with garlic naan, crispy fries on the side, and a slice of warm brownie with vanilla ice cream. If I’m going out, I’m going full comfort mode
Pussy. Lol
Room temperature water and I’m going to leave it undranken.
pizza
Never-ending crab legs
Northwestern Steakhouse. And I would give a shout out to Raider Nation like that 1 dude did.
Spicy chicken sandwich
🍞 and 🧈
A spicy crab boil with extra corn and potatoes
My mom’s cooking. White rice with chicken curry, chickpeas, and cooked squash (hoodou). And paratha on the side.
A litter of kittens…..but just to cuddle.
All of Mount Everest.
A couple bottles of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes. Give me a chance to go out the way I wanted to go when I thought there was no point to all this. Let me let what I love kill me.
Skip the meal just kill me already
Donair.
Steak and lobster
20 Texas road house biscuits with a pint of the cinnamon butter, a 30 oz steak med rare, a giant sweet tea, and collard greens
DMT, I’m boutta breakthrough and touch the veil
Corn on the Cob with Salt & Butter
Rack of BBQ spare ribs
Hush puppies
Country Coleslaw
Sweet Tea
Gordon Ramsey’s Beef Wellington. Looks unreal but I could never afford it
the hearts of my enemies
Mozzarella sticks, onion rings, garlic parm chicken and mountain dew. Just hope they execute me soon after and don’t leave me suffering
The rich
A5 Wagyu Steak, Loaded baked potato, Caesar Salad, Cherry Coke, and Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake for Dessert.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wih2hl/youre_on_a_death_row_you_have_one_hour_left_they/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1jr93h8/if_you_were_on_death_row_what_would_be_your_final/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dnr2wi/your_on_death_row_whats_your_last_meal/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1juyw3b/what_would_be_your_death_row_last_meal/
Some basic Chinese food, maybe French fries with some chicken wings, but the most important would be a fine wine from a year of my picking. And that year would be 2070.
I’ll have 2 number 9s…
I will never be able to decide. Probably how I ended up in the chair to begin with.
Hamburger patties and tater tots with brown gravy. Canned green beans. Iced water. For dessert, a piece of carrot cake.
Meatloaf with tomato glaze. Creamy mac and cheese. Peas. Yes, I have the palate of a 10-year-old.
White Castle. Y’all enjoy that cleanup after I’m gone .
Portillo’s
The Menu knew what was up.
Margot: You know what I’d really like?
Chef Slowik: Tell me.
Margot: A cheeseburger.
Chef Slowik: We could do a cheeseburger.
Margot: A real cheeseburger. Not some fancy, deconstructed, affluent bullshit, a *real* cheeseburger.
Chef Slowik: I’ll make you a very good, very traditional cheeseburger.
Margot: I don’t think you can.
Chef Slowik: I’ll make you feel as if you’re eating the first cheeseburger you ever ate. The cheap one your parents could barely afford.
Margot: Show me.
Chef Slowik: How do you like it?
Margot: Medium, American cheese.
Chef Slowik: American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.
Margot: How much will that set me back?
Chef Slowik: $9.95.
Margot: That come with fries?
Chef Slowik: Neils?
Chef Neils: Yes, chef?
Chef Slowik: Is the fryer still on?
Chef Neils: Yes, chef.
Chef Slowik: Crinkle-cut, or julienne?
Garden salad with blue cheese dressing
Tomahawk steak, medium.
King crab legs
Lobster tail
Baked potato with a oiled and salted jacket, butter, sour cream, chives
Blueberry cheesecake
Gyro. I’ve thought about this a lot.
Philly born and raised. Cheesesteak me, please.
I don’t know…give me monster hunter meals. Those look good.
50 Popeye’s chicken sandwich
The Whitney Wings at Brick & Barley in Tempe, AZ. I wrote it in a review for the bar and the owner promised to take care of me if it happens.
Bucket of KFC, whooper with cheese and bacon, sprite from McDonald’s.
Dishoom’s Chicken Ruby.
Kraft Dinner and McCains Chocolate Cake and ice cream
Manchu–Han Imperial Feast
Hot dog. Mustard and relish
Whatever makes the most mess and smell after I shit myself after death. My last F U to the world.
Garlic bread
A couple lbs of roasted garlic in butter. I’m going to leave a nice surprise behind.
The wardens big hairy muff 💀
Life Cereal.
Checkmate.
Country biscuits in sausage gravy, and some fried chicken. Cholesterol be damned.
Im actually not on death row.
But, im starving to DEATH in my kids karate class…
So kind of the same.
…I’d love a BLT right about now.
Fajitas, but proper make-your-own with all the ingredients laid out
i have something inappropriate to say
Goth girl
All you can eat buffet and id just keep eating
Meatloaf and mash potatoes
Milkshake, cheeseburger, pizza, and mac&cheese. I’m not painfully lactose intolerant, but it does make me gasy as hell. Give me the needle, I’ll give you the gas.
To be completely honest. Something my mom made me. Anything. Egg sandwich even
Unless I can have a glass of wine, a cigarette.
Yo mama
I was watching a show called Common Side Effects recently. In one episode, a Fed asks this of another Fed, and fantasizes about what he’d have. She says something along the lines of,
“You actually wouldn’t. It’s prison. You don’t get whatever you want, you get something they already have.”
So the real answer is probably cafeteria spaghetti.
Never ending gobstopper….
There’s only one right answer: PIZZA!!!!!!!
If I’m like an hour away from death? I’m gonna order the hottest, spiciest, food I possibly can. God nerfed my stomach, and I’ve always wanted to eat spicy food because it smells so damn good, but anytime I’ve tried I’ve wound up glued to the porcelain throne for hours after.
Vietnamese spring rolls and pho dac biet
A whole cheesecake with that raspberry sauce on top and a gallon of butter pecan ice cream.
Gnocchis prepared by my mom. It’s not even something she cooks, it’s just those gnocchis you put in a frying pan with butter and it’s ready in 5min but everytime my mom does them she forgets about it and they end up burnt on one side and undercooked on the other. Even tho they’re not perfect, I’m always grateful my mom takes the time to make me food even tho she is busy. I would want this
A succulent Chinese meal.
my mothers chicken broccoli braid. havent had it in 13 years. gods i want it.
50 of the 30mg oxycodones. Might as well relapse if you’re going out anyway
A mcrib and a shamrock shake. They’re never available at the same time
Probably a bunch of different ice cream. Like mint chip, peanut butter panic, brownie chunk.
Final chance to eat some ass
Something that gives me diarrhea.
the idea of a final meal is so sad. like what do you mean you’ll be eating knowing you’ll be dead shortly after? i feel like i wouldn’t be able to even eat at all, ironically
I’d like a really good Lobster Mac & Cheese (one with breadcrumbs on top), some rosemary Focaccia with balsamic, olive oil and spices to dip in, and a big slice of tirimisu.
all you can eat at texas de brazil
Poutine
Taco Bell. At least I won’t be alive to deal with the consequences of that action lmao